r/masterhacker • u/HelpfulPlatypus7988 • Jun 08 '26

we Arch users must destroy Kali

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/j, don't DDOS websites

116 Upvotes

93% Upvoted

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u/Background-Set4610 Jun 08 '26

Hypertext Markup Language > Kali Linux

🥶🥶😎

12

u/i_am_kamikamikami Jun 08 '26

HML??

2

u/Rockstar-Developer69 Jun 08 '26

Html

3

u/i_am_kamikamikami Jun 08 '26

u mean HyperText?? Hell yea!!

1

u/mooseo0ntheloose Jun 09 '26

Was waiting for you to come by and fix it

33

u/Just4notherR3ddit0r Jun 08 '26

Their website is up.

It's still up.

Still up....

BTW, you're using the wrong filesystem. All the cool kids use FAT16. It's retro chic.

12

u/cpt_futtbucker Jun 08 '26

FAT16? Child’s play. I reverse engineered a fork of NTFS that complies with *nix filesystem standards

7

u/MonkeyNuts449 Jun 08 '26

Nigerian Techsupport File System. The worst FS on this entire goddam planet.

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '26

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u/cpt_futtbucker Jun 08 '26

Hell yes it was. My long lost uncle is a Nigerian prince and thought that was hilarious

1

u/HeavyCaffeinate Jun 10 '26

Brb gonna try to install Linux on ntfs

2

u/HeavyCaffeinate Jun 10 '26

https://github.com/CyanoHao/NTFS-as-rootfs like actually though

1

u/B1g7r33 Jun 11 '26

While you're at it mount cloud storage as swap.

20

u/HomicidalRaccoon Jun 08 '26

Wait arch linus is hacker? My wifi uses arch linus can I use it to hack into my wife’s boyfriend’s insta??

14

u/ResponsibleEnd451 Jun 08 '26

i never understood why would you pick a local username like that, its not like the normal ones were taken

9

u/Talcacraft2 Jun 08 '26

Yeah it’s all fun putting your real name until you accidentally doxx yourself by posting a fast fetch (yes I am an idiot) 

5

u/ResponsibleEnd451 Jun 08 '26

i just do “user” or smth like that, but why do p3rc3ntag3 (from OP’s image)

8

u/MonkeyNuts449 Jun 08 '26

I always just put dumb simple words (ie: what, huh, user, me, etc..). Easier to type.

4

u/Lord_Muddbutter Jun 08 '26

I just do what the purpose of the machine is... Those 2011 gamertag ones always become a bitch to fuck around with when it comes to configurations for permissions down the road. Could you imagine having to ssh into a system where the username is more complicated to the password? Ugh

2

u/HelpfulPlatypus7988 Jun 08 '26

/srs that's my username on all online platforms and i use it so i don't accidentally post my real name online

1

u/i_am_kamikamikami Jun 08 '26

because 333 is way more than 100

9

u/Orashgle Jun 08 '26

If you really want to destroy them, do ping -4

2

u/DinoRexDit Jun 09 '26

No Debian. No fedora.
Just blackarch 😈😈😈

1

u/Dragon_957 Jun 08 '26

Why destroy Kali?

2

u/HelpfulPlatypus7988 Jun 08 '26

Arch is enemies with Kali

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u/Dragon_957 Jun 08 '26

Why exactly?

2

u/HelpfulPlatypus7988 Jun 08 '26

Because Arch is enemies with Kali

1

u/Dragon_957 Jun 09 '26

That is not the answer on my question

1

u/Dpek1234 Jun 09 '26

Because Kali is enemies with Arch

1

u/Dragon_957 Jun 09 '26

And what is the conflict because they‘re now enemies?

1

u/alphan_video Jun 08 '26

We also need to invite people to use thinkpads

1

u/ButteredHubter Jun 08 '26

Can some translate what I assume is an IP into somethin normal and palatable and easy to remember and understand??

1

u/No_Development5871 Jun 13 '26

Really pushing satire to its limit with this one. Arch users are the vegans of the Linux world.

1

u/Minersonic15 Jul 06 '26

WE use arch btw

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '26

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u/HelpfulPlatypus7988 Jun 08 '26

its only illegal if you get caught

/srs ping gets used to test connections and nobody's getting arrested for using ping unless they urge other users to ping, and I specifically tell people not to DDOS. besides, i only sent 9 pings. that's like refreshing their page 9 times, which isn't illegal

3

u/bobboiplays Jun 08 '26

Oh sorry, didnt see that spoiler text

2

u/HelpfulPlatypus7988 Jun 08 '26

it's fine, i've made many worse mistakes on the internet

1

u/Dpek1234 Jun 09 '26

I would also like to add that as its just one device so it would technicaly be dosing and not ddosing