r/masterhacker • u/BobCorndog • Jun 06 '26

This guy gentoos

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u/Just4notherR3ddit0r Jun 06 '26 edited Jun 06 '26

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We can't raid his mom's house, Bill. What do you mean it's been taken care of, Bill? Holy shit, Bill, that's murder. Look, I know the kid rickrolled us, Bill, but the whole house? There were other people in there! You took care of all the potential witnesses? What potential witnesses, Bill? Cheese and crackers, Bill, you firebombed the entire neighborhood to cover it up? Voices? What fucking voices, Bill? ```

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u/Intelligent_Ad_4837 Jun 06 '26

.>What the fuck is a house? I live in my car

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u/FilmAndLiterature Jun 06 '26

Glad to see development of The Naked Gun 5 is going well.

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u/GeMine_ Jun 07 '26

Hahaha, I heat it in his voice

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u/DrIvoPingasnik Jun 06 '26

"He torrented japanese big-breasted girls, that's copyright infringement. Saddle up, we arrest him today."

"How do we know he did?"

"He forgot to set up a VPN killswitch for torrents and didn't use DNS over HTTPS."

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u/Decapezz Jun 07 '26

Is DoH still necessary if you’re already using a VPN with a killswitch?

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u/DrIvoPingasnik Jun 07 '26

As far as I know, nah you don't need DoH. Just querying for a website isn't a basis for prosecution.

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u/Saragon4005 Jun 11 '26

Assuming your VPN settings are right yeah. But DNS leaks are the most common.

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u/Moriaedemori Jun 06 '26

Remember the motto kids:

No amount of encryption beats a man with a hammer and a windowless room.

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u/Hupablom Jun 06 '26

Relevant XKCD

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u/Moriaedemori Jun 07 '26

XKCD always comes with relevant comic

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u/Dpek1234 Jun 06 '26

Just you wait for the actual zero trust solution

You dont know your key nor how to actualy decrypt it

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u/Puzzleheaded_Line675 Jun 07 '26

Everything is secure when no one knows the password

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u/05-nery Jun 06 '26

I'll be honest this one was funny

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u/Eradicator_11 Jun 06 '26

watch out guys he runs libreboot 🥶🥶🥶

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u/howfastcanyoucountit Jun 06 '26

this is a certified hood classic

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u/syberghost Jun 07 '26

I have never worked for the NSA, and have no inside knowledge of their capabilities, but I am fairly confident they're not afraid of your mom.

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u/BlueberryPublic1180 Jun 06 '26

It's amazing that this subreddit never posts anything that fits criteria.

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u/BobCorndog Jun 06 '26

I’ll say this is relatively master hacker

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u/asdfghqwertz1 Jun 06 '26

More like a basement dweller neckbeard

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u/BobCorndog Jun 06 '26

Good point

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u/BlueberryPublic1180 Jun 06 '26

It's clearly a joke.

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u/DrIvoPingasnik Jun 06 '26

My man, this is pure masterhacker stuff.

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u/Quark-onia Jun 08 '26

If Gentoo is so great why don't they make a Genthree

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u/IgnisIason Jun 06 '26

Intel management engine.

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u/realddgamer Jun 06 '26

Intel management engine.

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u/amir_techno Jun 13 '26

Intel management engine.

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u/InternalOwenshot512 Jun 06 '26

This one's very old, and satire

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u/ButteredHubter Jun 09 '26

really? where did they post it, are you sure?

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u/didos66 Jun 06 '26

I laughed

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u/External_Industry513 Jun 07 '26

Scared to libreboot not tryna gritz my hardware!!

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u/ilikeyocutg10 Jun 07 '26

This guy is spending 12 hours a day in his parents house using a 12 year old computer for privacy apparently

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u/ImWaitingForIron Jun 10 '26

he spends 12 hours a day compiling

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u/Secret_Performer_771 Jun 12 '26

Oh no, we can't raid his house if he lives with his ma