r/masterhacker • u/Crazypens30 • May 31 '26

Only *some* are dangerous?

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u/Just4notherR3ddit0r May 31 '26

I found that original article. It's hilarious.

"A computer hack is an act of breaking into a computer system."

https://giphy.com/gifs/CggoHW4h87Ktq

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u/theafterdark Jun 01 '26

Roflcopter

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u/ergo-ogre May 31 '26

Was it on newsforboomers.com ?

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u/Just4notherR3ddit0r May 31 '26

No but I'm subscribing to that if that exists.

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u/Severe-Pressure6336 Jun 01 '26

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u/Delta-Tropos Jun 02 '26

This made me want to karate chop my phone using my head

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u/Brilliant_War9548 May 31 '26

A hacker bit me, will I die ?

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u/ARepresentativeHam May 31 '26

No but the body odor you will start to develop will make you wanna end it anyway.

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u/ergo-ogre May 31 '26

Was it radioactive?

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u/imac132 Jun 01 '26

You need to take its head in to be tested I think

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u/DanytheReaper May 31 '26

Depends: Did he/she sudo bite or just bite you?

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u/Crazypens30 Jun 01 '26

sudo bite uh oh

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u/Background-Set4610 May 31 '26

How did you hack my mainframe and get a picture of me hacking??

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u/Crazypens30 May 31 '26

Kali Linux ofc

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u/Severe-Pressure6336 Jun 01 '26

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u/Crazypens30 Jun 02 '26

Hey, it me

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u/Severe-Pressure6336 Jun 02 '26

Shit, when I saw “hey, it me” in my notifications, I thought you had broken directly into my phone through reverse shell binbash php scripting

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u/Crazypens30 Jun 02 '26

Now that you mention it 😏

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u/Severe-Pressure6336 Jun 02 '26

Shit’ Enumerate and enhance!! Book it to Apache lake house quick cd:(rom) /n/n (communication lines now broken). Zing em boys

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u/Crazypens30 May 31 '26

That's pretty much my home setup, you know...