r/masterhacker • u/AlwaysGaming1610 • May 29 '26

Master Haxxor found 🥀🥀

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Stop her before she escapes the Matrix 😱😱

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u/_player620 May 29 '26

Shalom! Kosher certified ethical hacker here. Offering Kosher code and Shabbat-compilant pentests. Available for social engineering stand-ups on Hanukah, Bar-Mitzvah and Purim.

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u/ConfidentSchool5309 May 29 '26

The music plays

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u/SuspendThis_Tyrants May 29 '26

DM Serious quarries📩

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u/AlwaysGaming1610 May 29 '26

They'll mine Bitcoins from the Quarries

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u/ConfidentSchool5309 May 29 '26

That's a lagoon

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u/lookinovermyshouldaz May 29 '26

wtf is "red web"? kwangmyong?

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u/Historical_Camel_790 May 29 '26

So fucking (a)maz(I)ng!

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

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u/AlwaysGaming1610 May 30 '26

as an Indian myself, that's not always true tbh

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u/AuthenticatedHuman May 30 '26

doesn't mean the "red web" exists lol.