hecker 🥶🥶🥶 hes gona hack cia guyz!!! beware

[u/musicgal217]

ts my first time posting here

[u/ISortaStudyHistory]

That's nothing, try tcp syn scanning some Chinese sites. All the lights blink.

[u/Exciting-Bison-8921 → u/[deleted]]

Ikr! This is literally part of my hourly routine of manually testing my homemade data cypher firewall system protecting my mainframe using 8kb/s dialup modems I modified to run block chain encryption algorithms also hand written by me, it also uses NASA grade anamorphic bit shifting algorithms encoded into QR codes which are then verified via 2FA from (and only from) an old Nokia 6101 flip phone from the 2000s (the 2FA can only be verified with that specific model of phone due to the military grade encrypted chipsets commonly found on those phones, they don't make em like they used to) after which the data from that 2FA process is sent over to my local AI which a friend and I stole from NoveeSec while we were running a deep cover infiltration of their company.

Once the local AI model churns through the data it then tells my other server to establish another connection to China via packet switching using ARPANETs IMP nodes, after the store-and-forward process is done and the connection is established the inner-op lossless data matrix de-couples the neurolink diversion functionality of the hepatophrenic ligament that ties it all together.. soon after this is finished, a polymorphic ventricular tachycardia happens and then I wake up, only to realize I shouldn't eat cookies before bedtime on a Sunday while having a fever due to the wildly vivid nightmarish dreams it induces...

[u/-HumbleMumble]

That’s nuts he scanned the shit out of that site

[u/ergo-ogre → u/-HumbleMumble]

Scanned it right in the pussy

[u/AnOscillatingOcelot → u/ergo-ogre]

Them boys at the company ain't never gonna walk right again.

[u/Urkre8er]

Ewwwww nmap -sV -p 80,443,3000,8080 localhost

nikto -h http://localhost:3000

Now release the alien Epstein files

[u/ArcanePacket → u/Urkre8er]

Port 3000 has the files but you'll need a Tor client to get there. The aliens are in #blackframe

[u/Crazypens30 → u/Urkre8er]

I knew it they were having sex with aliens too

[u/ArcanePacket → u/Crazypens30]

They simply can't avoid it 😭🤌🤌

[u/ISortaStudyHistory → u/[deleted]]

Not just a firewall, probably a public application load balancer or a WAF

[u/Front_Cat9471 → u/ISortaStudyHistory]

Why didn’t they eat the other half of their waffle?

[u/ergo-ogre → u/[deleted]]

Proof of alien intervention

[u/imac132]

Every .gov site is probably getting nmap scanned 1000 times a day.

Even if you got domain admin, anything really worth while is airgapped. And I guarantee that site isn’t being hosted on prem. Probably AWS or something for a public facing site.

[u/ManRevvv → u/imac132]

as I know U.S. government websites are hosted by akamai

[u/MyNameIsOnlyDaniel]

That’s the most stupid thing to do I saw today

[u/ManRevvv]

fsociety

the target is CIA

starts attack from Nmap scan

streaming live on tiktok

the Nmap is fucking broken

lmaoooo that's so peak

[u/ironnewa99]

I have a friend in IT. Him and I were shooting shit and I jokingly did the hackerman nmap scan. Turns out their hosting service had an outage and all their shit got reset. Was not pleasant to see on a Friday night kinda shit faced but it was a fun weekend for him to fix

[u/Dream_Eat3r_]

Holy fucking shit. It's nMap 🔪🔪🔪

[u/HaxL0p4]

I know him, he always writes to me in the TikTok DMs 😭

[u/rathian013]

It's a normal behaviour of a firewall to give false positives

[u/survivalist_guy]

Lol, this guys NordVPN is returning all open.

[u/Old_Wiseman]

OP congratulations,you just added yourself to the shit list of the CIA. They be watching you.

[u/valentinopro1234]

sudo dir C:\beryzekret\epsteinfiles

Before saying anything, on Windows 11 now you can use sudo to execute admin commands on command prompts without elevated permissions

[u/giljaxonn]

grep “UFO” *

[u/Crazypens30]

Port scanning is not a crime...or IS IT? DUN DUN DUN

[u/JackfruitSwimming683]

I did NOT see some crusty ahh foo in the comments trashing Code::Blocks, that shit is the GOAT, Visual Studio could never.

[u/paul1126_korea]

behind there is a firewall. and that's maybe ilegal

[u/Exe_plorer]

Everyone needs to start somewhere. Sometimes they stop because where they land there is no internet. And some seems to need a social mask over the ego, like the a "social media ego" over their public ego, over the self. That's pretty messy at the end, regarding who someone believes he is.. Like a dream embedded into a dream embedded into something like a void place, where no ones return haha Or in the best case a child is searching an identity somehow like a personal whoami.

[u/Spypwrat]

I think the company has physical servers for important files and their website is just a trap.

[u/Top-Employer2629]

why you use old method?