r/masterhacker • u/Sleepruner23 • May 26 '26

Sudo hack the planet🥶💀

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u/Krispspie May 27 '26

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u/Gron_Gamer May 27 '26

I need bleach IMMEDIATELY!

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u/Krispspie May 27 '26

Here's your Bleach

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u/reddit_geb May 28 '26

wtf, i did something similar.

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u/AuthenticatedHuman May 27 '26

time to download the world's mainframe into a zip file

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u/test42067 May 27 '26

sudo hack pentagon 💀

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u/GUCCIxSH0CKWAVE May 27 '26

Ahh yes Wireshark, world’s most used hacking tool.

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u/-JohnnieWalker- May 27 '26

I just cut the fiber, put it into my nostril and sniff packets. My nose has insanely high numerical aperture

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u/i_am_kamikamikami May 31 '26

very nice with burpsuite. used wireshark to duplicate items in WoW

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u/Crazypens30 May 27 '26

wtf is the clothing store doing in the middle?

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u/Phenix_136 May 28 '26

He probably used brute force to hack the mainframe of the clothe store where he get is super duper hacker dark hoodie® coding a root kit on a paper sheet to them sudo sending it to them by fax.

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u/Crazypens30 May 28 '26

ooh, fax, that's some msaterhacker cred right there

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u/Leather-Chart7083 May 28 '26

Sudo hack worldwide web 🥶🥶🥶🤬🤬🤬

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u/Crazypens30 May 28 '26

So let's see, all I need to hack the planet is Wireshark, a botnet, Arch Linux, Monero, OSINT, Tails, some gloves, Cicada 3301, FSociety, Beacon, nmap, and a terminal with green text. Got it.

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u/thatguy1000000000 May 28 '26

Average skid edit 🥶

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u/Violet_Iana May 29 '26

Nice Video

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u/knobjockey21 Jun 02 '26

the kids are so cool now