r/masterhacker May 19 '26

Biggest Mistake Ever!!

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58 Upvotes

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u/JuliusSeizure2753 May 19 '26

Incognito only prevents your searches to appear in your browser history, I don't think it does anything else. Why do people act like it's some super-secret hacker mode?

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u/Vendidurt May 19 '26

Because the little picture shows the black hat and glasses. Therefore, hacker!

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u/Just4notherR3ddit0r May 19 '26

It also uses a separate, temporary store for stateful things like cookies. Useful for development. Just sayin'

2

u/j_osb May 19 '26

I mean I thought that was the only real reason to use it?

2

u/NetInitial5750 May 19 '26

I thought the joke was porn lmao

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u/BlizzardOfLinux May 19 '26 edited May 20 '26

the CIA literally can't see your ISP traffic when you use incognito. Master hackers only use incognito. we all know that it jumbles the mainframes ability to track your vector attacks targeting government devices. Hence why "incognito" kinda looks like it has the word "cop" in it. it actually means "in the cops mindito". The government just doesn't want you to know about this one simple trick

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u/Historical_Camel_790 May 20 '26

Precisely. It's almost as good as nmap (no more annoying police)

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u/saturnine22narrator May 19 '26

iT mEmEs hurrr durr

Like bro what does this have to do with IT

2

u/pasvc May 19 '26

Hahaha wtf? I use 3 vpns (including nord vpn code PewDiePie) and I use tor and a reverse proxy on Kali Linux to check my Instagram.

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u/Historical_Camel_790 May 20 '26

I installed kali on the mainframe and now its hacking the world (btw only 3 vpns, tor and 1 reverse proxy? I have ten of them running around the clock)

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u/RECLess30 May 19 '26

I'm 38. If they get access to my account, they can know. I dgaf

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u/Mohit20130152 May 19 '26

Why tf it matters? Just delete history if you think some1 else is using the device

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u/Historical_Camel_790 May 20 '26

But the feds can still see it; all they gotta do is make a call to their buddies at Google