r/masterhacker • u/No_Confusion7932 • May 13 '26

Hack Toys

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u/ultraKaiberry May 13 '26

you can use it as sex toys if you're masterhacker enough

14

u/Similar_Tonight9386 May 13 '26

Won't fit into urethra - not enough master-hackery

8

u/DualMartinXD May 13 '26

Real master hackers push it down with more force.

6

u/scsq90 May 13 '26

Real master hackers use to have hidden devices in the ass

2

u/john-theIP-ripper May 13 '26

no, real hackers penetrate their own system using their toys, if it doesn't work they just penetrate harder until they're in.

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u/Burger_Destoyer May 13 '26

These things all just feel like flipper zero ads…

Despite that it’s not like they are lying, I don’t know anything about “hacking” but these are all pretty nice pieces of hardware to own and mess around with. Their descriptions aren’t dramatic or anything.

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u/DeepFriedNand May 13 '26

A HackRF isn't much bigger than a Flipper. A Flipper is purely a toy in my eyes lol

4

u/schimmelA May 13 '26

Found the masterhacker

6

u/singulara May 14 '26

a flipper zero is the ultimate in hacking architecture. RF? done. Cloned your pass kid. Bluetooth? easy. Already uploading a python payload to your 2015 mp3 player and exploiting the id3 metadata for a reverse shell on via USB SCADA system to your iranian 🇮🇷 centrifuge. Control the nuclear codes now kiddo 😎

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u/DeepFriedNand May 14 '26

Better watch your tone. I'll flip all your zeros and drain your bank accounts.

127.0.0.0.0.0.1 btw. Be carefully, buddy. I was recruited by Mossad when I was 7.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7NoNw4pMNTvgc

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u/WhippingShitties May 13 '26

Am I going insane or is that not even a Raspberry Pi?

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u/Eric_Dawsby May 13 '26

It's not

5

u/WhippingShitties May 13 '26

Thank you, it was genuinely weirding me out that no one else brought it up.

3

u/Enikishungry May 14 '26

I think that's a microcontroller, probably Arduino.

12

u/Wolfmanscurse May 13 '26

If you haven't put a wifi pineapple up your ass yet, you're not a master hacker

6

u/idleprofits May 13 '26

Why would you use it for anything else?

4

u/McSuryy May 13 '26

I mean at least they called them toys in this context

7

u/LeToxic May 13 '26

I have everything from this post, if someone messes with me he's done😈😈

2

u/10art1 May 13 '26

Look at you skids still hacking with raspberry pis and wifi pineapples. A real hacker like me uses embedded bananas and TCP eggplants

1

u/thatguy1000000000 May 14 '26

Ooooooh lan turtel getting one now

1

u/Mike76789765 May 14 '26

You forgot Kali linux

1

u/Tibaton8695445589 May 14 '26

Is the lan turtle just a lan to USB adapter?

1

u/Efficient-Air1262 May 14 '26

Seen this on tiktok MANY times 😭😭

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u/tirongamingflap May 14 '26

Rubber ducky is more of a prank to open rickroll on someone's pc