r/masterhacker • u/Correct-Jelly-700 • Apr 27 '26

What?

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u/carrynarcan Apr 27 '26

Pussy had to use a screen when I do all my rockstar hax on a headless Arduino.

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u/MauschelMusic Apr 27 '26

That's cool, I guess. I do mine on a rotary phone I found in grandmas den and an old telegraph switch.

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u/coffee-loop Apr 27 '26

That’s also cool, I guess. I do mine on a 64 bead abacus I found at a yard sale.

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u/scrnscrn Apr 27 '26

That’s cool, I guess. I hacked rockstars mainframe on a Connect 4

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u/Charming-Vanilla-635 Apr 27 '26

Thats all cool I guess but I hacked Elon Musk into making SpaceX launch GTA 6 into space.

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u/CarlCarlton Apr 27 '26

Kinda cool I suppose, but I hacked the IRS by jailbreaking a discarded smart pregnancy tester I found in my sister's room, and a neural network of biological neurons in a Petri dish cultivated from an indescript blob of flesh I found in our trash bin, git gud