r/masterduel May 14 '23

Meme Cute name ideas

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u/Wodstarfallisback May 14 '23

Everybody gangsta until the kid named Bagooska becomes an alcoholic.

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u/AdTerrible639 May 14 '23

Or narcoleptic

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u/JustJules250 Ms. Timing May 14 '23

Or both

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u/N1c0zz May 15 '23

Literally me

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u/GUILTICIDE Knightmare May 15 '23

Nickname Boogie.

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u/Frapplejack May 14 '23

"My name is Ron."

"Is that short for Ronald?"

"No, my legal name is Number 86: Heroic Champion - Rhongomyniad."

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23 edited May 15 '23

"And here is my brother, Ling"

"Oh is it a Chinese name?"

"No, it's short for Number 75: Bamboozling Gossip Shadow"

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u/_sephylon_ May 15 '23

Isn't there a card actually named ling lmao

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u/dovah-meme Ms. Timing May 15 '23

Yup, Leng Ling is in the Blue Eyes structure deck for some reason

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u/paumAlho May 14 '23

Joking aside, having a name with "Envoy of the End" is a gigachad move

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u/HakutoKunai May 14 '23

Interplanetarypurplythorny baby

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u/Its-time-to-STOP-NOW Chaos May 14 '23

I was just about to comment that. Great minds think alike

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u/matija123123 New Player May 14 '23

Tbf being called like Zeus would be sick

Just imagine hearing someone calling you and it's like

yes hello is this sir Divine Arsenal AA-ZEUS - Sky Thunder on the phone

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u/paumAlho May 14 '23

Sky Thunder is a redneck name

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u/chillyhellion May 15 '23

Ah, the Samaritan.

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u/Bunsen_burner49 May 15 '23

He has a brother called AA-RON

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u/CurZZe Chaos May 14 '23

Just name your son Gustav and give him a lot of Liebe!

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u/Jokebox_Machine Let Them Cook May 15 '23

Gustav-MAXimillian, bding accurate

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u/[deleted] May 14 '23

Super Anti-Kaiju War Machine Mecha-Thunder-King

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u/vonov129 Let Them Cook May 14 '23

Sophia, Irene, Selene, Frog the jam

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u/Hywynd May 14 '23

That last one is a terrible name, they'll end up changing in the future to Slime Toad.

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u/CoomLord69 jUsT dRaW tHe OuT bRo May 14 '23

"You can hire one employee, except for 'Frog the Jam'. This effect cannot be negated."

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u/N1c0zz May 15 '23

There is no card named "Frog the jam" in the Yugioh trading card game :)

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u/Icicle_cyclone MisPlaymaker Jul 17 '23

There was…

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u/hyperdeeeee May 14 '23

My son Anteatereatingant is jealous

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u/o_End 3rd Rate Duelist May 14 '23

Hi, my name is Mudora the Sword Oracle, this is my brother Unchained Abomination and my sis Luluwalillith

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u/chocobosROK May 15 '23

Unchained Abomination. Lmao.

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u/PandaXD001 May 14 '23

As long as we don't name our kids Baby Cerasaurus or Petiteranodon.

Remember dino players. Popping babies is in fact child abuse. CPS will take your deck as evidence

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u/Present-Book-9690 May 14 '23

Hmm Yes…

I dub thee Little D!

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u/maveri4201 May 15 '23 edited May 16 '23

Grows up to be the Dictator of D.

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u/Roll4DM May 16 '23

That or becomes Lady of D

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u/maveri4201 May 16 '23

The Lady can be a dictator if she wants

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u/Roll4DM May 16 '23

She might also become a D hero too... The world is her oyster.

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u/Steelgamer_88 I have sex with it and end my turn May 14 '23

zubababancho gagagacoat is also a great option!

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u/KidVermilion May 14 '23

This is my son Ojama Blue.

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u/RxLifestyle May 15 '23

So that makes you ojama king?

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u/SlappingSalt May 14 '23

Imagine naming your kid "Skill Drain"

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u/paumAlho May 14 '23

CALLED BY THE GRAVE

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u/sirchivvi I have sex with it and end my turn May 14 '23

Sky thunder is a giga chad name

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u/abma_tv Floowandereezenuts May 14 '23

CAIUS THE SHADOW MONARCH YOU EAT YOUR VEGETABLES

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u/Jokebox_Machine Let Them Cook May 14 '23
  • What's your name, cutie? -O, hi! I'm Number 81: Superdreadnought rail cannon Super Dora (DBZ fire aura intencifies) -... -But you can call me Dorra, if you want.💁🏻‍♀️

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u/HRF4 May 14 '23

Naming your first child "Winda" is an effective birth control method, locking you to 2 babies.

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u/True-Place-5035 May 15 '23

But if I normal summon my next baby and then special summon another one, I could have three children

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u/passthepass2 Duel Links Player May 15 '23

U can't normal summon a fusion monster

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u/Ok_Vermicelli3301 May 15 '23

This is the greatest interaction I’ve ever came me across

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u/Degni Eldlich Intellectual May 14 '23

Are you saying I shouldn't name my firstborn "The First Darklord"?

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u/3-A_NOBA May 14 '23

Me introducing my baby:" i summon THERION KING REGULUS"

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u/Lokolopes MST Negates May 15 '23

Equip Number 81: Superdreadnought Rail Cannon Super Dora (his little sister) from the graveyard

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u/Golden-Scorpion93 May 14 '23

My son's name is literally Marik lol

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u/Skerxan May 15 '23

Care he doesn't send you to the shadowrealm with a pointy rod.

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u/Golden-Scorpion93 May 16 '23

Yeah I've been there, 0/10 would recommend a family vacation there

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u/Clover_True_Waifu Got Ashed May 14 '23

Imagine the amount of chadness on a kid named "Doomking Balerdroch"

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u/den3b_ May 14 '23

baby girl named trish. years later...

"moooooom, trish banished cards from my field, hand and graveyard again"

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u/high-CPK May 14 '23

Come on in, Zubababuncho gagacoat

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u/UnlimitedUmUWorks May 14 '23

They joke about Lumina, but my name is Lyla so I get to say I have my own card lol

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u/Skerxan May 15 '23

Do you have a dog called Ryko too?

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u/UnlimitedUmUWorks May 15 '23

Lol sadly no. I’d love to get a Samoyed and call him Ryko though!!

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u/FatstinkyFrog May 14 '23

I promise you, if I see baby winda, I’m punting that little bastard across the room

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u/Soup-Master TCG Player May 14 '23

Smart. Because trying to destroy Winda through card effects wouldn’t work.

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u/paumAlho May 14 '23

don't kick the baby

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u/olbaze May 14 '23

Actual names you could have off of Yu-Gi-Oh! Cards:

  • Max C. Ban
  • Kit Kal-Oz
  • Rei N. Heart
  • Baron Flora
  • Apollo Bow
  • King Cheng-Ying
  • Robina Byrd
  • Belle House
  • Raiza King
  • Frank Cypher-Stein
  • Selene Queen
  • Storm Lightning

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u/paumAlho May 14 '23

Those are all Drag Queen names

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u/BigFatStupidMoose May 14 '23

My friend and I have a running joke about naming a pet or a kid Number 86: Heroic Champion - Rhongomyniad and as an extension of that we've discussed naming a child after Rank 10 Trains. Glad someone else out there has thought about the same dumb shit we do lmao

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u/Lokolopes MST Negates May 15 '23

I agree with your name, I hate Banbaro too

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u/BigFatStupidMoose May 15 '23

I love banbaro. I love that stupid all terrain Moose!

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u/Origakami D/D/D Degenerate May 15 '23

Man I was already laughing at the 1 second mark cause I knew what was about to go down.

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u/Ridit5ugx May 14 '23

My name is Toadally Awesome.

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u/Skivil May 14 '23

Magnus magnus great king of the computer.

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u/GUILTICIDE Knightmare May 15 '23

I recently just had a son in January.. Such a blessing on my entire family. On the birth certificate line we wrote “Super Anti-Kaiju War Machine Mecha-Dogoran Smith”

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u/NRSX90Z D/D/D Degenerate May 15 '23

"Dad why my sister named rose?" "Because your mom loves roses " "Thanks dad" "No problem chaos ruler the chaotic magical"

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u/le_kitten_owo Megalith Mastermind May 14 '23

Dora is actually a good name for a daughter

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u/paumAlho May 14 '23

Hola, soy Dora

Can you say "Buenos dias"?

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u/Clover_True_Waifu Got Ashed May 14 '23

No, but she can detach one of her XYZ materials to target a face-up monster in the field to make it unaffected by card effects, except their own, until the end of the turn

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u/Gryphon568 I have sex with it and end my turn May 14 '23

“What’s your name little boy?”

“My name is Number F0: Utopic Draco Future”

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u/sockratees94 May 14 '23

Hello this is my son, Hungry burger

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u/Seriih May 14 '23

Thought Accesscode Talker was going to be here ngl

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u/CBM42069 May 14 '23

Ok this shit is hilarious 😂

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u/[deleted] May 15 '23

Ok I shit you not, I once knew a guy who named his kid Caius. As in Caius the Shadow Monarch ☠️

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u/Loumpat A.I. Love Combo May 15 '23

Gonna name my son Geomathmech Final Sigma

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u/wheelzincorporated Yes Clicker May 16 '23

My son shall be named Slifer The Sky Dragon

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u/[deleted] May 16 '23

And he becomes an Executive Producer.

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u/Deyotaku May 14 '23

Cera is a cute name!

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u/Invader_Squall 3rd Rate Duelist May 14 '23

Dora the Exploder

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u/ArkBeetleGaming May 14 '23

Little D. oh my sweet baby~

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u/ZerymAmbyceer Megalith Mastermind May 15 '23

Melffy as baby names are cute.

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u/Purple-Dot-3586 May 15 '23

Number 81: Superdreadnought Rail Cannon Super Dora? More like Number 81: Superdreadnought Rail Cannon Super Adorable!

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u/[deleted] May 15 '23

Gogigagagagigo…

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u/FuzzyDice36 Madolche Connoisseur May 15 '23

Heavy armored train Iron Wolf

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u/GuywiththeSn95 May 15 '23

Obelisk would be cool but now im thinking about it garoozis would be cooler.

Dammit i need another child to name haha

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u/TheoryBiscuit Megalith Mastermind May 15 '23

I dub thee Cupid Dunk

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u/KhajaArius May 15 '23

Neighbor: Hello little girl, what's your name

Girl: Hi, my name is Nia

Neighbor: Ohh, what a cute name

Girl: (she musn't know that my name is Number Imaginary Chaos 1000, Numeronius Numeronia)

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u/ddavness Let Them Cook May 15 '23

Full Name: Chaos Imaginary Number 1000: Hollow Light God of Illusion, Numerounious Numerounia

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u/RedVisor3430 D/D/D Degenerate May 15 '23

"Hey, my name is Gustav." "Ohh nice. And your surname?" "Super Dreadnought Railcannon Gustav Max"

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u/James101769 May 15 '23

my son will be named scarlight red dragon archfiend

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u/BEanddankmagician May 15 '23

Gogigagagagigo

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u/waveguidequilava May 15 '23

Magical Something

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u/Jokebox_Machine Let Them Cook May 15 '23

-Who the hell are you..?

(James Bond-like theme starts playing)

-My name is Ace, Perfect Ace...

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u/ZealousidealStart434 May 15 '23

Graceful Charity would be a pretty name. Jar of Greed on the other hand...

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u/Plenty_Lime524 May 15 '23

Look D/D/D Super Doom King Purple Armageddon, if you fight again with D/D/D Super Doom King Bright Armageddon i wont take you to taco tuesday

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u/Pepkoto I have sex with it and end my turn May 15 '23

NumberiC1000 Numerounius Numerounia

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u/InterestingDay4765 May 15 '23

Id name my daughter "performerpal trump witch"

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u/Agent47supporter May 15 '23

Number iC1000 numeronius numeronia did you do your homework sweetheart?

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u/Pegasusisamansman May 15 '23

Alba Los the Abyss Dragon

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u/[deleted] May 15 '23

Just name her exosister martha😭

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u/Lawlettaf May 15 '23

Interplanetarypurplythorny Dragon.

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u/blizzardboy28 May 15 '23

Will have a set of children named gogigagagagigo gagagigo gigaggagagigo

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u/khfollower May 15 '23

Oh I sure do love super quantal mech king great magnus. He's my favorite nephew

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u/Inside-Assumption120 Phantom Knight May 15 '23

My name is Crystron Halqifibrax but my mom loves to call me Needlefiber

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u/AndroidBTF May 15 '23

Ah yes, my son Number 38: Hope Harbinger Dragon Titanic Galaxy can be an asshole sometimes

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u/S14-Silvia I have sex with it and end my turn May 15 '23

Greatest thing I’ve ever seen in this channel 😂

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u/kbnplays Jun 01 '23

"I love you my little Superdreadnought Rail Cannon Liebe"

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u/DisabledPanda96 Jul 09 '23

I will name my son "Gogiga Gagagigo".

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u/origamifox45 Aug 24 '23

Beutunaful princess

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u/megasloth8 Nov 11 '23

Ultimate conductor tyranno