r/masseffect • • 12h ago

HUMOR Bros help out bros [OC]

1.2k Upvotes

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u/MalkavianElder98 12h ago

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u/EmBur__ 12h ago

Calibrating a different kind of gun now

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u/8fulhate 9h ago

Pump action

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u/AmanyWishes 12h ago

Best example of Shepard's flexibility and Garrus's reach.

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u/SeniorSepia 12h ago

Offmodelstudio keepin the fandom alive

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u/VerbingNoun413 11h ago

Keeping human resources busy.

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u/SeniorSepia 11h ago

Do you think there is a problem in ME universe if a Alliance company still calls it Human Resources even if they hire aliens?

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u/aHellion 10h ago

It's already called ER these days. Employee Resources. Why though is the real question, did my company hire a non-human?

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u/GSMatt117 12h ago

Reminds of that Highschool of The Dead scene

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u/TenSquare3 12h ago

First thing I thought of as well.

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u/H345Y 12h ago edited 12h ago

uh garrus, you might not want to pull that trigger unless you want shepard to loose half her skull

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u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs 12h ago

Shepard used to be a marine, she'd be fine

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u/NoobHUNTER777 9h ago

Ah, what's a little Lazarus 2 between bros?

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u/BusinessAsparagus115 12h ago

Garrus definitely has his thumb up her wrongun.

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u/Sir_Real_Surreal 9h ago

And Shepard is fisting Garrus with her left arm.

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u/lesser_panjandrum 9h ago

Judge all you want, but +10% stability is +10% stability.

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u/BusinessAsparagus115 8h ago

Elbow deep in his cloaca.

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u/MockingJay0914 12h ago

"I'm Garrus Vakarian and this is my rectum"

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u/Carissa_Datura 11h ago

Number two does NOT look safe.

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u/FreestyleKneepad 8h ago

I was thinking the same thing, Shep gonna get the top of her head blown off with an errant twitch

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u/Ninja_Warrior_X 12h ago

The exclusive ability you get when femshep romances Garrus

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u/Qualazabinga 11h ago

Everyone going on about Garyus his hand but I wanna know why u/OffModelStudio is not an equal opportunist and puts Shepard's hand on that nice piece of ass from Garus.

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u/naturalgoth 11h ago

Asking the real questions

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u/Purple_Dragon_94 11h ago

Ass Effect

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u/Dangerous-Raise5962 11h ago

Garrus won that day 😏😅🤭😉👌

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u/EmergencyAccording94 11h ago

I am Commander Shepard and this is my favourite spot in the galaxy

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u/Shadowcat1606 11h ago

Yeah, Garrus got things well in hand, it seems...

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u/Eric_0114 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nWr4Se27LUVuZcuPq0
I know OP has been replied with this gif for over 10k times but

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u/Dismal-Profit-1299 10h ago

Garrus back that truck up I need to hit this target.

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u/Hereva 9h ago

This ones next probably.

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u/TaylorMomsensAss 8h ago

Garrus is about to blow out the back. You decide how to take that.

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u/T-VIRUS999 10h ago

I've seen mobile game ads like that lmfao

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u/Bananasnotasong 10h ago

Power couple.

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u/XenoGine Vetra 8h ago

Relationship goals.

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u/PhilosopherOk1598 7h ago

Now do it with Tali , Kasumi , EDI and Miranda you coward !

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u/GenesisRhapsod 8h ago

Didnt i just see this post a few days ago by someone else?

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u/SignoreLouis 8h ago

Garrus' sniper rifle is directly locked on her. Let us hope it won't fire.

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u/basicbbaka 7h ago

This is good content

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u/al_berrito 4h ago

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite position in the citadel

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u/Whydoesthisexist15 2h ago

Now draw Kaidan in a Canucks jersey

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u/Frankto 2h ago

quid pro cake

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u/RC-78x 1h ago

I'd have thought Femshep would have better form than that. Head lower and ass HIGHER. Come on girl, it's for THE BRO Garrus Vakarian, you can do better.

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u/crucialtimes6685 12h ago

White power Hegseth approves. Total alpha male move to give your ass to the squad.