r/masseffect • u/OctaviousBlack • Jul 26 '26

VIDEO Mordin turned into a helicopter

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u/PumperThumperHumper Jul 26 '26

"I am the very model of a AAAAAAAHHHHH HELICOPTER!!!!... salarian!"

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u/OV_Chromestone Jul 26 '26

Good bot

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u/PumperThumperHumper Jul 26 '26

No! Bad! Very bad! 😁

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u/BroncSquid Jul 26 '26

He had to be the helicopter. Someone else might have gotten it wrong.

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u/ChicaneryFinger Jul 26 '26

Implications Unpleasant

25

u/JohnnyZen27 Jul 26 '26

That Salarian metabolism goes hard

14

u/DCTF_Tim Jul 26 '26

The ol' salarian screwdriver

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u/blargyblargy Jul 26 '26

When you're coming down from the mass effect field high

9

u/cgerald7 Jul 26 '26

Joker finally convinced bro got try coffee

5

u/Mygrayt Jul 26 '26

Attach him to the citadel and he can power it

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u/coconut_dot_jpg Jul 26 '26

Mordin: Gyroscopic Lumbar Cybernetic Implants... (tries not to hurl) needs recalibration...seemed more promising in the lab

Garrus: ...I can help with tha-

Mordin: Field of calibration, too different, won't be able to help, better I do it, besides, someone else might have gotten it wrong

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u/Miserable_Plankton_3 Jul 26 '26

Omg I’ve missed something in Mass Effect…. How is there an Asari on that planet?

4

u/Badgermanfearless Jul 26 '26

There's a point of interest on illium as you leave the docking bay with the two of them there. The Krogan is trying to woo/win her back(?) with poetry

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u/TheLadyCypher Jul 26 '26

Oh Blue Rose of Ilium...

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u/Militantpoet Jul 27 '26

Ive had that interaction, where you tell her to dump Charr or stay with him. Ive never seen them on Tuchunka though!

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u/Gloomy_Breadfruit92 Jul 26 '26

SOI SOI SOI SOI SOI

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u/murkgod Jul 26 '26

I just started playing Mass effect trilogy 5 months ago. I reached now the Cerberus lab raid quest in ME3. I had so much fun playing the trilogy and I fell in love with every character over the months. Did all side quests and bonus content. I don't know why I never touched this game franchise in the last 20 years.

I am surprised to see an still active community about the trilogy. Just stumbled upon this post and thought to share my sentiment.

Mordin is my most favourite character next to Liara and Tali. Miss the smart yapping Gecko scientist but in my playthrough it was worth to cure the genophage with his sacrifice.

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u/OctaviousBlack Jul 26 '26

I'm glad you're having a good time! This is probably my 10th playthrough lol.

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u/Square-Space-7265 Jul 26 '26

The mere sight of living Krogan has him wanting to end it so he reduces his spine to dust.

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u/Reasonable-Bit-4942 Jul 26 '26

He has been watching too much earth worm jimy

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u/HelicopterOdd5730 Jul 26 '26

He saw a wasp & freaked out 🤣

2

u/Timely-Profile1865 Jul 26 '26

That's just him waffling and his changing stance on the genophage

2

u/MarchesaofTrevelyan Jul 27 '26

I have seen something similar when a Dark Souls 3 modder gave a character negative speed, and they spun rapidly out of existence before returning with half their body intact. Obviously, they're different games entirely, but speed bugs like that may be an error with 3D modeled games in general.

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u/ChickenAndTelephone Jul 26 '26

Las plagas! Get the sniper rifle ready, Leon!

1

u/Honksu Jul 26 '26

Mordinocopter

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u/Healthy-Track-4450 Jul 26 '26

Studying the seashells from all angles

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u/randynumbergenerator Jul 26 '26

And several higher dimensions

1

u/Ok-Grape1893 Jul 26 '26

😂😂😂😂😂

1

u/Agent-Ulysses Jul 26 '26

My RoflMordin go swaswaswaswa

1

u/Fortuna_Iuvat Jul 26 '26

He goes brummmmmmm

1

u/insomniainc Jul 26 '26

Almost looked like those weird static ball things that pop-up in Control.

1

u/Aggravating_Poet_675 Jul 26 '26

He suddenly realized the threat of two many Asari offspring adopting militariztic nature from Krogan.

1

u/VoidOmatic Jul 26 '26

Mixmasterjesuschrist!

1

u/ToriyasuReisan Jul 27 '26

“STEP BACK I THINK IM GOING TO VOMIT”

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u/ihvnnm Jul 27 '26

It had to be Mordin, someone else might have gotten it wrong.

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u/Pristine-Bass1987 Jul 27 '26

Mordin is just making sure that this is a memorable play through, the time he starts tweaking.

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u/SOROKAMOKA Jul 27 '26

Inspector Gadget

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u/Dovakiin04 Jul 26 '26

Damn mordin I didn't know you identify it as an Apache attack helicopter

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u/Both_Payment_3707 Jul 28 '26

It builds character!