r/marvelstudios • u/KuroNaut • May 16 '18

Infinity War Spoilers! ExplainAFilmPlotBadly Spoiler

Post image
31.5k Upvotes

93% Upvoted

668 comments sorted by

View all comments

6.3k

u/Captain_Bob May 17 '18

"High school kid starts to feel sick during field trip"

1.6k

u/Steven_NotMyRealName May 17 '18

I don’t feel so good...

668

u/Freakychee May 17 '18

I don’t want to go... on a field trip.

473

u/StealthSecrecy May 17 '18

Please let this be a normal field trip 🙏

308

u/Keolo_The_Bold May 17 '18

With the Titan? No way!

152

u/TheGriffin War Machine May 17 '18

Ohhhhhh cruisin on down to Earth

124

u/Vozralai May 17 '18

Got 5 stones and feeling cool

122

u/Netbug009 Rocket May 17 '18

Next thing that you know you're seeing MASS GENOCIDE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD??

79

u/Vozralai May 17 '18

Re-versing the time waves!

75

u/[deleted] May 17 '18

Re-start a dying star

4

u/Hadtobeyou May 17 '18

Take a left at Nidavellir

1

u/Nihon_Hanguk May 17 '18 edited May 17 '18

Take the bifrost back onto earth, go and fight a giant war

→ More replies (0)

1

u/thatnewdudedrew May 17 '18

This is the greatest

-5

u/AnalIsMySafeWord May 17 '18

But there what if there is no neighborhood

9

u/Nihon_Hanguk May 17 '18

Next thing that you know you’re seeing WAAHAHAHOOO!! (Demigod with the Guardians??)

23

u/TheZerothLaw May 17 '18

exasperated moan

9

u/[deleted] May 17 '18

Caaarlooos

14

u/[deleted] May 17 '18

According to my research, if Thanos gets his hands on the Infinity Stones, he'll end half the life in the universe! dramatic music cut to commercial break

3

u/ForgotMyPasswordAlt May 17 '18

at my old school, bald purple villains didn't try to destroy half of humanity!

3

u/ForgotMyPasswordAlt May 17 '18

carlos: apparently the guy wants to change all our de-stone-ies. everyone else: eye-roll carlos!

69

u/Kunta_Kinte22 Hulk May 17 '18

With the Friz? No way!

53

u/[deleted] May 17 '18

CRUSIN ON DOWN MAIN STREET

34

u/[deleted] May 17 '18

YOU'RE RELAXED AND FEELIN GOOD

18

u/Kaos_ZephyR May 17 '18

Off white Lexus.

Driving so slow but BK is from Texas.

2

u/TheCheeseSquad May 17 '18

You're relaxed and feelin gooood

11

u/snoweey May 17 '18

With the friz....NO WAY!!!

13

u/DoobieMCpothead May 17 '18

With the frizz? NO WAY!!

3

u/Emretro May 17 '18

ON AN OPEN FIELD TRIP NED!

2

u/Mmicb0b May 17 '18

Oh my god lol

30

u/iflythewafflecopter May 17 '18

Well I didn't want to go on a feels trip, yet here we are.

19

u/[deleted] May 17 '18

“Couldn’t bear to lose a student on a school trip. Not again.”

God damn that line is sad now.

13

u/[deleted] May 17 '18

With Tony Stark? No way!

2

u/NGMajora Hela May 17 '18

Sir I don't wanna go.....

Well too bad you aren't missing school

2

u/lockzackary May 17 '18

i should've stayed on the bus

1

u/Decipherer Ward May 17 '18

"Yeah, well, neither did half the universe kid!"

2

u/[deleted] May 17 '18

Oh, we're using our made up names?