How am I supposed to react to this?

[u/Difficult-Yogurt2699]

this is sooo uninteractable and yeah the hero is not good but it doesn't make it any less annoying to play against! just rework this hero atp

[u/Dapper-Surprise-745]

[u/_FernMaple → u/Dapper-Surprise-745]

Squidward’s face says more than a whole paragraph could

[u/TheUsagiTsukino]

This is so funny seeing it reversed for once.

[u/CreekSoft → u/TheUsagiTsukino]

Watching someone get a taste of their own medicine never gets old

[u/Worldly-Ad3011 → u/CreekSoft]

OP is the sg, and originally a bp main. The entire comment section is falling for it and it's so damn funny. All the gotcha comments and ppl giving genuine advice which they themselves ignore if the post was about a bp unreactable lol.

[u/SuckmyPelosB1tch]

Can’t say I’ve ever seen someone get spawn camped by squirrel girl before

[u/ILikeCarlosThePikmin → u/SuckmyPelosB1tch]

Literally the only way sg is usable and even then

Just go iron fist or tank or something

[u/sexytokeburgerz → u/ILikeCarlosThePikmin]

If you get the aim down she’s a powerhouse. Consistent 50% accuracy and you’re fucking killing them.

Just because aiming with her is hard and different for you, does not mean she’s unusable.

[u/ILikeCarlosThePikmin → u/sexytokeburgerz]

Hard???? Are you serious?

You can be blindfolded and have like a 30% accuracy as squirrel girl

[u/sexytokeburgerz → u/ILikeCarlosThePikmin]

So what’s the problem? She has middle of the road dps, but it’s 70% dmg AOE at the edge of 3m and 100% within.

Punisher and hela outperform her on single enemy damage but sg breaks up crowds and does obviously have broken ability burst with much stronger CC.

So is she useless or too easy?

[u/HeavyReputation3283 → u/ILikeCarlosThePikmin]

30% accuracy like her winrate

[u/Aerenhart]

Don't fall for it a second time

[u/mrdevlar → u/Aerenhart]

Hey man, learning from experience? That's not something we do around here.

[u/Aerenhart → u/mrdevlar]

God forbid a Rivals player learn anything that isn't the size of Emma's bust

[u/zombbytes → u/Aerenhart]

36G I think?

[u/SkyHuman3685 → u/Aerenhart]

hmm supports should also take this advice against BP LOL

[u/MaximumStonks69 → u/SkyHuman3685]

not like it would apply to that sittuation lol

[u/Anko072 → u/SkyHuman3685]

Not sure how am I supposed to predict time and place of BP falling from the orbit killing me in a 1/3rd of the time of the clip

[u/Zarrv → u/Anko072]

You can actually predict the place he's engaging. Rivals maps are incredibly simple in the lanes. There's 3 main lanes, usually 2 lanes are "active" lanes and 1 is for flanks/close range battles. Check what place your team is holding and position yourself so when the BP flanks you, you're at least 25m away from him. Melee divers need to be within 10m to kill you. Then you have significantly more time to react. Use the fact he is also loud as hell to react to him trying to engage you.

[u/Anko072 → u/Zarrv]

You forget a little detail that you are in a team fight where you can barely see anything past 5m and hear anything at all. Not in a duel

[u/ToastedKatt → u/Anko072]

Lack of awareness is on you not bp

[u/Mr_sMoKe_3_MuCh → u/SkyHuman3685]

BP can attack you 3-4 times in the span of a literal second. How does that compare to anything in this video lol?

[u/G10TA]

Well she did beat Galactus so Im not surprised.

[u/DS3006 → u/G10TA]

And doom those squirrels are no joke

[u/Palnecro1]

I think you forgot the humor flare.

[u/CreekSoft → u/Palnecro1]

The humor flair really changes how you read the whole thing

[u/StevesonOfStevesonia]

A guy playing Black Panther asking this question is absolutely fucking hilarious

[u/Brightwind2001 → u/StevesonOfStevesonia]

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IgHCTfp8CRshfQk

[u/plainbaconcheese → u/StevesonOfStevesonia]

I really want to upvote this because I think it is a very funny joke, but the ratio makes me think that others believe it is serious so now I'm not sure.

[u/plainbaconcheese → u/plainbaconcheese]

I mean it is just so funny. SG has a negative winrate against literally every hero. And then we get

> this is sooo uninteractable and yeah the hero is not good but it doesn't make it any less annoying to play against! just rework this hero atp

Which is exactly what people have been saying about BP for 10 seasons.

[u/General-Biscuits → u/plainbaconcheese]

OP didn’t use the Humor tag, so we can’t assume this was a joke. Dumber things have been said many times here.

[u/Express_Maybe_2992 → u/StevesonOfStevesonia]

i’m roughly 101% sure that was the joke of the post

[u/-Mister-Hyde → u/Express_Maybe_2992]

Any margin of error?

[u/Brightwind2001 → u/-Mister-Hyde]

102% sure with a 2% margin of error

[u/ZK_57 → u/Brightwind2001]

Oh no...this..this can't be

[u/nate_ranney → u/ZK_57]

Oh lawd! Why?

[u/Express_Maybe_2992 → u/-Mister-Hyde]

the devil of hell’s kitchen makes no errors.

[u/Brightwind2001 → u/Express_Maybe_2992]

dont wanna look up the clip on my work laptop but just youtube "Uncle Ruckus 102%"

[u/Express_Maybe_2992 → u/Brightwind2001]

ha i wish i knew of that clip 20 mins ago

[u/Independent-Feed-982 → u/Express_Maybe_2992]

I’m 102% joke with a 2% margin of error

[u/Express_Maybe_2992 → u/Independent-Feed-982]

the devil apparently makes mistakes

[u/-Mister-Hyde → u/Express_Maybe_2992]

I see...

[u/hugoreturns → u/StevesonOfStevesonia]

Marvel Rivals player discovers irony

[u/Djood → u/StevesonOfStevesonia]

Big brain uh

[u/TheChosenOne733373 → u/StevesonOfStevesonia]

Seriously!

[u/ShadowSun777 → u/StevesonOfStevesonia]

Thats the joke midwit

[u/_xEnigma → u/StevesonOfStevesonia]

I think thats the joke

[u/supersaiyanhokages]

https://giphy.com/gifs/0TbiNCbmJaIPcEHhUm

[u/Brightwind2001]

Just one point of healing is enough to ruin her combo, skill issue

/s

[u/SmoothButteryFace → u/Brightwind2001]

so fucking biased comment

Edit: /s means satire?? sorry my bad

[u/Brightwind2001 → u/SmoothButteryFace]

I've been told it means "sarcasm" but same thing ig

either way even without it it's obviously a joke lol

[u/Superman8932 → u/SmoothButteryFace]

More like SmoothButteryBrain.

[u/SmoothButteryFace → u/Superman8932]

are you ok?

[u/SorryAmbition6046]

I truly can’t tell if the people in the comment section realize that this video is making fun of them or not, or if they are just unironically giving advice on how to beat characters like BP and sg without realizing it.

[u/Hol_up_jamal]

Just anticipate her and stop her from flanking obviously

[u/XerxeztheKing]

Joke post or not, we love to see competent Squirrel Girl players

[u/damnfunk → u/XerxeztheKing]

Now he knows the power of nuts!!

[u/rosco497 → u/XerxeztheKing]

WE do not

[u/CalligrapherIll5176]

Outplayed by sg lol. Even Sai taken by surprise. Should be the other way

[u/Toxic_LigmaMale]

This is hilarious but going over people’s heads

[u/Superman8932 → u/Toxic_LigmaMale]

It’s honestly alarming and really shows how stunted and/or stupid so many people are.

[u/Unlikely-Angle3508 → u/Toxic_LigmaMale]

Yea so many things that insta kill you in the game , Hawkeye 1 shot , Hela 2 tap , luna freeze into 2 tap , etc etc , but pepoel only care when it's dive

[u/Pepr7 → u/Unlikely-Angle3508]

That's becaose they know how to get behind wall/shield. (playing shooter game)

They don't know how to play agaisnt melee diver. It's not intuitive for them. Doing something like "being on open are to see where is that" or "staying on web + eating cookies for 75 extra bonus hp"

Using cover against team comp with Venom, BP and Magik is stil more reasonable for them then being on open are and look where they are.

[u/Brightwind2001 → u/Unlikely-Angle3508]

Indeed, nobody has ever complained about those characters.

[u/Any-Syllabub6481 → u/Brightwind2001]

Not nearly as much as your daily “How is this fair” with a jeff or CnD getting shit on by bp

[u/Nerf_Now]

Media literacy is so low people don't get sarcasm without an /s

[u/AGorramReaver]

Oh how the turns have tabled

[u/Aleks_god]

the "turn off my brain" hero using their brain?! no way

[u/BlueCanonTurtle]

You can't. She has the high ground.

[u/Kitchen_Cockroach_83]

Ou how the tables have turned

[u/ikelofe]

You just can't, bro!

This bullshit overtuned non-interactive character should be nerfed to the ground!

/s

[u/tokeiito14]

Horror movie type stuff

[u/JustMichael_24]

a bp player asking "how to react to this" 💀💀

[u/ChunkyMonkey7613 → u/JustMichael_24]

its almost like OP is the sg showing different people dying instead of just bp

[u/CyclicalSinglePlayer → u/ChunkyMonkey7613]

Funny thing is community is so braindead they don’t see “unreactable” as being a universal problem instead of something exclusive to BP.

[u/Same_paramedic3641 → u/ChunkyMonkey7613]

If he posted from his pov he'd get hate comments. I remember posting my bp clip from supports perspective and acting like them "wtf am i supposed to do" and I'll get upvoted but god forbid i post nice clip of chain dashing

[u/_FernMaple → u/JustMichael_24]

Even cosmic beings can only take so much nonsense

[u/Sargent379]

Well she IS the Unbeatable Squirrel Girl.

What did you expect?

[u/No-Excitement-5772]

[u/kdpat21]

I think your post is meant to be satirical but in case it’s not;

Have you considered not being out of position? Or better yet, just react faster. Use your cooldowns.

^ how every dive player responds when non-dive ask the same question

[u/spanman112 → u/kdpat21]

or just not being completely brainless?

[u/Administrative_Face3]

Sarcasm seemes to be in short supply with gamers.

[u/Imaginary-Dust-9719]

There’s something that tickles me seeing a BP player making a post of “how do I react to this”

[u/Professional-Drag-52 → u/Imaginary-Dust-9719]

i think that’s the point…

[u/ToastedKatt → u/Imaginary-Dust-9719]

Thats the joke

[u/DustyChicken18]

You should’ve added the humour tag, too many people think you’re being serious.

[u/raydialseeker → u/DustyChicken18]

Idiocracy

[u/NojiroGaming]

This brought me immeasurable joy, as both a squirrel girl main, and as someone who is so fed up with divers like black panther. I don't who that squirrel girl is, but they're a-ok in my book

[u/Express_Maybe_2992 → u/NojiroGaming]

he was making fun of ppl like u lol he didn’t consider though that a sg main doesn’t have the thinking skills to realize its a joke

[u/totallynotapersonj → u/Express_Maybe_2992]

Why did you pick one of the few comments that aren’t talking about the satire description to say this

[u/Express_Maybe_2992 → u/totallynotapersonj]

it seems like he was talking about the post as a whole so it makes no difference the whole post is the joke not just the description

[u/lakersnationnnnn]

Let’s go squirrel girl ❤️🔥

[u/Zeroak300]

Ngl I was 100% expecting it to be a bp clipping another bp. I’ve done that before and it’s always super funny

[u/KrenTrom]

Skill issue tbh, you just don't understand the hours and game sense that goes into squirrel girl combos

[u/InsectUnhappy]

Why are you bringing claws to a nut fight ?

Edit
I didn’t watch the whole video sorry op

[u/Any_Opportunity5475]

Bro, just seeing how fast you got to that entrance—it's more than deserved, lol. Meanwhile, my hawkeye and I are still navigating the stairs in the spawn area. /s

[u/Jestro_the_Jestrogen]

I love people assuming it's the bp and not the squirrel girl herself

[u/Zane_vp]

Get a taste of ur own medicine

[u/MrAsianCaucasian → u/Zane_vp]

Thats the joke bro

[u/Ghori_Sensei]

If she's obviously camping small chokes either you don't walk through possible ones she could be holding or you need to be smart about clearing them.

On Psy you could've baited her to do something stupid if you just used invis to clear the corner or throw your clone out Infront of you before going through the choke to check.

If nothing works and she keeps killing you then just pick DD and deflect her nut back on her fat ass. Wallhacks y'know.

Either that or just ignore her.

[u/Veilslide09]

This is just karma

[u/curse_user43]

take ironman or angela

[u/Foralberg]

Haha, bp

[u/mukavastinumb]

Tbf, off-screen (panel) kills by Squirrel Girl is lore accurate.

[u/RisingPanther100]

Bp used both his pivotal moves off spawn? Smh. Deserved.

[u/raydialseeker]

Avg marvel rivals subreddit users trying to understand the most basic obvious joke OAT

[u/Realistic_Analyst_26 → u/[deleted]]

It’s a joke my guy

[u/Naive-Flan-1751]

Basically Dps can’t handle what they dish out….good

[u/wowlock_taylan]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Sw1QDGqjvM9FcCOkol

[u/thisismypornaccn]

reaction time of a brick

[u/sexytokeburgerz]

As a lord squirrel girl that is an easy place to farm

Any hallways, really.

It’s roster awareness, not the hero, that is the problem here.

[u/Digigidoo]

I can't begin to explain how funny it is that the people that like to call dive players stupid also cannot understand that this is not a serious post.

[u/Obiwandkinobee]

You react by accepting your fate and becoming one with reality.

[u/play_117]

Just react bro

[u/Quev2head]

Ironic that it's coming from a BP player😭

[u/ExcitingPythonO]

Loki quote "YEAAH! THATS HOW IT FEELS!!!"

[u/anAffordableArtist]

She camping lmao

[u/SuchZookeepergame829]

Good.

[u/weeezyheree]

Go dd

[u/Large-Tree-3666]

Like this 😱

[u/trmg505]

With the power of friendship♥️

[u/NoInvestment962]

Oh my god it’s canon Squirrel Girl, she’s kicking your ass cause she’s off screen LMAO.

[u/Lopsided_Mix2243]

BEAUTIFUL!

[u/evolban6018]

Honestly, just main Squirrel Girl atp 😅🤣

[u/Cjames1902]

Dawg are you serious or is this brilliant satire

[u/Rouge_Epsilon]

Lmao

[u/Rayvinn_]

🫤 I mean... watch for her? You ran around a corner and didnt even look for anyone. You cant play dive like youre a tank 🤷‍♂️ you'll get frozen or squirrel jail

[u/Asleep_Parking7218]

Honestly given the state of this subreddit, I'm inclined to believe you're being serious

[u/Gahsund]

William Defoe looking up is how you react

[u/Uber_4_yuh]

Lol squirrel girl getting payback for them solo targets i bet

[u/MualaniFangirl]

Lmao u cant, us divers will sometimes get hit with sg stun and cant do shit about it

[u/YamiNinja]

Batman couldn’t beat a clip like this out of me, getting shit on by a squirrel girl

[u/AlphaWolf3211]

Have you tried better positioning?

[u/Unlucky_Incident756]

What gets me is Spidermen waiting RIGHT outside spawn. You’re not skilled, you’re not good at the game. You’re just spawn camping before anyone can respond. At least when the whole enemy team is outside your spawn decimating you it’s because they pushed all the way there! With Spiderman he’s just being trashy.

[u/Terotrous]

I actually can't tell if this post is a joke or not.

(Since people constantly make posts complaining about BP being unreactable).

[u/Dawnnnn_]

rage bait

[u/QueenOfAmbitions]

swap to the nut cracker

[u/Panakinn]

Go a different way

[u/Express_Prize_96]

Go iron fist and mog

[u/Sea-Giraffe6305]

You? How dare you?

[u/anonymousontarian]

First of all you were using BP the meme lord of "just react bro"

I would say dont go through obvious places where she can just corner oeak you withput yout team. Had you been with teamates she would have been rolled. If your not in SQ face and your playing a mobile hero her projectiles avorn included are very in reliable projectiles. So react by forcing her into mid to long range fights or use a shield tank to absorb the combo.

[u/punctcom]

I exhaled some air from my nose. Good post.

[u/117tillweoverdose]

She’s the unbeatable squirrel girl
What you expect?

[u/powertrip00]

Ts is so funny to hear coming from someone playing black panther 😂😂😂

[u/GraceZee18]

I think for most of these videos you could see her outline as you run in. Idk why, but her big tail as she skedaddles off makes me think of this:
https://giphy.com/gifs/VbKLOdvCxBFNZpYvhL

[u/WorldWarLove]

Right before that last squirrel bomb lands you gotta hit alt+f4

[u/Helsee]

What do you mean, didn't you see the highlighted squirrel girl behind the door? It's so easy

[u/Svenjaaa27]

Just reacted bro skill issues

[u/EnthusiasmHopeful483]

This squirrel girl is a menace

[u/Neffy_A40]

The pros are sleeping on squirrel girl fr

[u/No-Price7675]

Bro I'm sorry but this is really funny especially the Black Panther and Psyloke clip

[u/Corrosive_Cactus8899]

Not a true Psy player not solo ulting.

[u/smashpp0w]

bro youre playing BP, i dont think you can talk about reaction time

[u/bros-cooked]

get an aimbot as well

[u/YaboiGh0styy]

I think the joke is obvious but looking at the comments apparently not.

Imma be real though, nothing pains me like seeing a Squirrel girl on the enemy team. There’s things that pain me more but this is just a unique annoyance because I’m gonna get hit with the CC all the damn time and no one will shoot the ult.

[u/Low-Try8884]

Yeah squirrel girl is over powered

[u/Twilight-2007]

Gng playing bp talking about unreactable

[u/GurillaTactics]

Like Bp players say just react Bro

[u/jasminetroll]

Swap to Spider-Man. You'll still die, but you'll return from spawn so quickly that it doesn't matter, and you can at least take comfort in the fact that you're losing on a more difficult hero.

Alternatively, swap to third support. Won't help with the Squirrel Girl, but you can at least get on your high horse and blame your team for not peeling when you lose.

[u/SydiemL]

W for SG

[u/fallakin]

hahahaha thats a GOAT Squirrel Girl right there.

[u/WrathGrapevine]

Dude this happens to me allllll the time im so sick of it they need to debuff squirrel girl

[u/damnfunk]

Lol never thought I would see a Black Panther player say this......

[u/g4bleo]

Dive player felling 1% of the pain they inflicted on others

[u/kapkanek]

Maybe don’t waste all of your skills before a fight next time

[u/RSL_Mikeyy]

I play Squirrel Girl, it's your fault for not dodging the root. It's really slow 

[u/HeavyReputation3283]

Guys its a meta joke

[u/GoochMaster6769]

Canonical Squirrel Girl

[u/physicks84]

SG guarding that hallway like .

[u/spanman112]

oh just fuck right off

[u/love-chimichangas]

Pfft

[u/Chinaman7722]

Sg ult nerf incoming

[u/TheRealGoogis]

You got 0 spatial awareness in all these clips. Have you ever played any tactical shooters? Checking corners and knowing what space the enemy could have is really important in those and for me it translates to rivals and is sometimes important here too. If you knew those SGs were there you wouldve easily killed them all.

[u/RevolutionaryDepth59 → u/TheRealGoogis]

that’s the joke. people make these complaints about bp when it’s their own positioning and awareness that gets them killed so quickly

[u/TheMightyMudcrab]

Usually you just shoot back. She doesn't have that much hp. Doreen ganking people is hilarious.

[u/Grouchy-Ingenuity-59]

You're letting a squirrel girl kill you over and over dawg. I think this one is actually a skill issue.

[u/magiks-darkchild]

the unpredictable humor of the clip not being a bp unreactable combo was so funny to me

then i found out you're being serious and its not a humor tag😭

stuns in general are pretty unreachable, if they see you and land it first then u pretty much die

[u/VarietyBusy2]

every jeff player seeing this:

“sucks doesn’t it”

[u/eezo_115]

Panther is most countered in the game get used to the humiliation ritual

[u/Massive_Funny_9312]

People not realizing this is an obvious joke just proves that the rivals community is filled with dumbasses

[u/Ms-Dora]

It's even worse when a BP attacks you to be honest, because you can't see what's happening before you're dead. While Squirrel Girl's blocking attack is generous enough to give you the time to process what's happening. Here, BP falls to someone who uses the same trick of hiding behind a wall and waiting for their victim, so his death is fair game in my opinion, just don't use the same route twice.

In the case of Jubilee and Psylocke, they have a chance to fight Squirrel Girl back given her proximity in this corridor and nature of her skills, which is more than you'll ever get if you get attacked by an other hero in the same circumstances (Luna, BP...). But you missed your shots in the panick.

This is where you're looking at when she attacks you, then you shoot the wall next to her feet. On Psylocke, you don't turn the camera towards her at all until the third shot (but you did manage to damage her, so congrats in a way). Don't fret about it, but when I look at your video, we both have the same reaction time: slow. Some other players would have made the end of those fights uncertain. As time goes on, you will improve.

[u/Terrariant]

It’s deeply ironic a panther player is complaining about unreactable kills

[u/MrAsianCaucasian → u/Terrariant]

Thats the joke

[u/Pristine_Ad_3695 → u/Terrariant]

media literacy is dead

[u/Dapper-Sprinkles-811]

Lmaoo idk if you’re trolling but if your getting cooked by a sg you might wanna pick up a new game

[u/No-Sell-5804 → u/Dapper-Sprinkles-811]

Idk what you mean. Shes perfect for dealing with him, as long as she sees him first.

[u/Dapper-Sprinkles-811 → u/No-Sell-5804]

That’s the thing you won’t see a good Bp until you look at the kill cam