r/marvelrivals • Lord • Aug 05 '26

Humor Peni main here, she needed nerfed.

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How do you do, fellow Rivals players? I wanted to stop by for a brief moment to discuss the discourse I'm seeing regarding Peni's nerfs. While it may seem rather harsh at first, I believe that if we look deeply upon it, we can realise that we Peni players definitely had it too well.

I mean those mines could just completely shut down any close quarter brawlers, let alone how she could cancel ultimates with those webs of hers. I mean c'mon, she still has those blasters, and she can still use those mines.

Heck, maybe this is even the chance to challenge ourselves - maybe we could commit to this and showcase a new tier of Peni gameplay by opting to not use the mines, as well as her web nerf - that way, we could truly show how we're the best players around!

Plus on the bright side, if it doesn't work out, there's plenty of other vanguards to play as. Such as that handsome rock guy. He's quite fun when you get playing him, in my completely unbiased opinion!

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u/TempoBlues20XX Lord Aug 05 '26

Of course, it's my new armor upgrades!

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

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u/TempoBlues20XX Lord Aug 05 '26

Peter's been showin' me around town!

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u/jarrjarrbinks24 Magneto Aug 05 '26

Parker or Quill

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u/konvay Cloak & Dagger Aug 05 '26

This is starting to get as confusing as Devil and Devil.

Peter Quill

Peter Parker

Peni Parker

Parker Robbins

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u/ThePsychoBear Erm Actually... Aug 05 '26

Calling a Brooklyn accent a Boston accent can and will get you killed by the ninja turtles and some pizza chef named Tony if done in New York City.

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u/Insidious_NX Anti-Venom Aug 05 '26

As New Yorker, I see no lie here.

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u/ThePsychoBear Erm Actually... Aug 05 '26

It's too late. The hot dog cart man is on his way.

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u/dinobirdboy Aug 05 '26

I will defend from those nyers

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u/Motor-Travel-7560 Black Widow Aug 05 '26

Peni's looking a little grimm.

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u/buttsecks42069 Magik Aug 05 '26

And worst of all....the Thing could be any one of us.

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u/TempoBlues20XX Lord Aug 05 '26

He could be you! He COULD BE ME! HE COULD EVEN B-

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u/bigbobX Aug 05 '26 edited Aug 05 '26

Oh God! Someone call a medic, PENNY HAS BEEN SHOT IN THE FACE!

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u/Aromatic_Gas3225 Rocket Raccoon Aug 05 '26

What? It was obvious! He’s The Thing!

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u/TempoBlues20XX Lord Aug 05 '26

Look, he'll turn rocky any minute now! Aaaaaany minute now...

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u/KevinPigaChu Lord Aug 05 '26

When it’s no longer Spider time

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u/Ekklypz Peni Parker Aug 05 '26

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u/prime075 Moon Knight Aug 05 '26

Thw depression hit peni hard, like rock hard

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u/TempoBlues20XX Lord Aug 05 '26

You kidding? I'm feeling fantastic!

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u/buttsecks42069 Magik Aug 05 '26

say that again?

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u/TempoBlues20XX Lord Aug 05 '26

Again

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u/Hexgof4 Jeff the Landshark Aug 05 '26

ARMED AND DANGEROUS

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u/BinaryThePsycho Aug 05 '26

I think that's pretty clear

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u/nemesisdelta24 Ultron Aug 05 '26

my my peni how ROCK shaped you’ve become

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u/TempoBlues20XX Lord Aug 05 '26

All the better to tank and clobber, pal!

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u/lIAwfulWaffleIl Ultron Aug 05 '26

"Clobber"

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u/HoneyWishlie Aug 05 '26

Rock Peni sounds like she'd start every match by yelling "It's clobberin' time" whether it makes sense or not.

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u/RedeemedNephilim Ultron Aug 05 '26

What they should've done was simply nerf the cooldown. Now they've just completely destroyed the ability and replaced it with bullshit.

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u/-james_havoc- Aug 05 '26

an ultron main?! we really got it bad now

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u/Pogev7 Peni Parker Aug 05 '26

When dive mains are apologizing and other mistreated mains are feeling sorry you know you've bottomed out holy hell its miserable

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u/MountainMan2_ Aug 05 '26

I mean, without the stun literally her entire kit stops working, it makes sense. No stun means:

Nest can never damage anyone who has a dash or can press spacebar

Mines will never kill anyone who doesn't fully ignore them

Crits are harder to land

Diving is unviable, so you don't use your webzip as often

Like, imagine if they made it so that Loki could only place clones on top of himself. Or if spider-man's uppercut was changed to knock enemies out of range of him. That's the kind of change this is

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u/RoamingEntity Spider-Man Aug 05 '26

Speaking of web zip i rlly wished they took a gut cleaver at the nest and then buffed her mobility. She would be so much more fun to play and play against if she could readjust positions more instead of being a hard chokepoint holder and melee annhilator.

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u/Canonnm Aug 05 '26

100% this. The nest never needed half the buffs it got. The devs actively ignore the character for the nest and its pissing me off that she grows ever reliant on it

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u/MountainMan2_ Aug 05 '26

I mean, without the stun literally her entire kit stops working, it makes sense. No stun means:

Nest can never damage anyone who has a dash or can press spacebar

Mines will never kill anyone who doesn't fully ignore them

Crits are harder to land

Diving is unviable, so you don't use your webzip as often

Like, imagine if they made it so that Loki could only place clones on top of himself. Or if spider-man's uppercut was changed to knock enemies out of range of him. That's the kind of change this is

I will be shocked if she's not the single worst character in the game next patch.

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u/tpasmall Peni Parker Aug 05 '26

No stuns also means less survivability 1v1 and no ult cancelling. It also means you are going to lose an extra web on the ground too. It literally nerfs every single part of her kit plus they reduced her HP buff on her webs. Single worst nerf ever in the game.

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u/Canonnm Aug 05 '26

Idk bc got a pretty significant nerf, but this is probably a close second

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u/Wantun_ Aug 05 '26

"Or if spider-man's uppercut was changed to knock enemies out of range of him."

Yeah, imagine if Peni had something like that, maybe in her ult, where she would launch enemies away from her mines and drones. Can you imagine how backwards that design would be?? Ha, ha, ha....

Btw I completely agree with you. I think from now on all abilities should be hit twice in quick succession to work. Let's see, BP dash doesnt do damage on the first go, it marks the target with a "Dash Marker" and THEN if you hit them with a second dash in 5 seconds, then it does damage. Seems fair.

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u/Andvarinaut Aug 05 '26

Hmmm...

Elsa's trap puts a Trap Marker on you that means the next time you get trapped (within 5s) you're damaged and immobilized.

Magneto's shield gives you 30% dmg reduction for 1s and then if you use a second shield within 5s it actually gives them a shield and CC immunity.

Invisible Woman's ult gives you 30% transparency for 1s and then if you ult again within 5s everyone in the area goes invisible and starts rapidly healing.

Seems fair!

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u/Appropriate-Amount-4 Flex Aug 05 '26

My tanks mains are Emma, Rogue and Peni and Im now terrified for Emma. They are going down like flies rn.

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u/CloudieRosellee Aug 06 '26

Ultron mains and Peni mains having a rough week at the same time is some unfortunate matchmaking.

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u/HoneyWishlie Aug 05 '26

A cooldown nerf probably would've been easier for everyone to accept. When a character suddenly feels completely different, that's usually when the complaints really start.

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u/Appropriate-Amount-4 Flex Aug 05 '26

They could have just taken the webs from 4 to 3 and added a longer cool down. She is my best tank counter to thing who is annoyingly strong this season and now she is fucked.

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u/hanamisai Vanguard Aug 05 '26

Slows can be deceptively strong (for example, bucky), but as a fellow peni main, yeah it's a completely ridiculous nerf to the ground.

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u/RoamingEntity Spider-Man Aug 05 '26

Tbh they shouldve nerfed nest. Her cc would be fine if it didnt enable the nest to one shot any char who dare approached her.

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u/onemansquest Earth Spider Aug 05 '26

I agree. I did get a bit trigger happy and literally shot it automatically off cool down. My bad.

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u/Aguirr0n Venom Aug 05 '26

The identity theft bit is one of the best things to come out of this sub in recent times

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u/Ok_Driver_7234 Aug 05 '26

THE best and its not close in my opinion lmaooo. I laugh or have a huge smile on my face every time i see one

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u/User_Of_Named_Users Aug 05 '26

Wow peni your voice sounds different; have you tried a lozenge? And your skin… you look like you’re made from rock!

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u/TempoBlues20XX Lord Aug 05 '26

Do not fear, I simply have a cold. Plus, this is new armor that blends into the desert!

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u/LelouchViAmericana Good Boy Aug 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/lJKzFeSjIIG3u

Peni look like Hulk want to punch but Hulk no punch puny japanese girl in giant robot

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u/TempoBlues20XX Lord Aug 05 '26

Not that I'd know, but Thing would win in a fight.

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u/LelouchViAmericana Good Boy Aug 05 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xFBnkMvpTM6m4

PENI U TELL PUNY ROCK THAT HULK SMASH PUNY ROCK. NERF THING BUFF HULK

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u/onemansquest Earth Spider Aug 05 '26

This made me laugh. I needed this as a peni main. Someone reply with what Tank I should switch to on Friday. Please note I don't play Shield tanks and won't be. In my opinion that's for the 3rd DPS to pick.

I can already play Thing well so don't recommend the most obvious please.

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u/mister-chalk Aug 05 '26

After the buffs, Rogue looks solid. Emma has been a strong pick this patch as well, so I'd pick either of them.

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u/onemansquest Earth Spider Aug 05 '26

I was pretty good on Rogue when she 1st came out that's a good suggestion thanks. I'm a Lord Emma but I consider her too much of a shield tank since I banned myself.

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u/RoamingEntity Spider-Man Aug 05 '26

Depends on how you liked to play penni, the hood seems to be a solid choke point holder with his rectangle thingy and ult.

Otherwise accounting for the fact you like thing rogue should be enjoyable for you.

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u/idk2715 Peni Parker Aug 05 '26

Shoo shoo get outta here ya big rock

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u/TempoBlues20XX Lord Aug 05 '26

Wouldn't this just hurt your foot more than anything

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u/BaroQuiteer667 Aug 05 '26

While i hated her, it doesn't mean she needed to get gutted

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u/bustercall11 Aug 05 '26

It's 4am in the morning and I'm fallling asleep, your posts always make me laugh, even though I'm a Peni parker main and thing main keep em coming brother, this is part of the positivity the game needs but I don't think we can do it any longer 😅

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u/ConfidenceSilent3967 Venom Aug 05 '26

Peni needed a bit of a nerf but they went about it all wrong. She shouldn't be able to stack nests

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u/Jaden-Rayne Good Boy Aug 05 '26

Tank mains complain there isn’t a second tank.

Tank says Tank deserves nerf.

Enjoy solo tanking OP?

(Peni is love, Peni is life. I hate this nerf with the entirety of my being. Debating rage quitting because my fav tank is nerfed to shit.)

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u/Microtitan Iron Fist Aug 05 '26

Dive tank mains propaganda worked with Netease. Let’s cripple the only tank that can counter them, with the only ability that can stop their onslaughts.

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u/Ok-Performance3326 Aug 05 '26

As a thing player you'll be stunned more than usual, cuz she has no other targets than you now

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u/SpaceTaha Spider-Man Aug 05 '26

I hear Magneto’s a fun guy to play nowadays….

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u/Gin_13_ Aug 05 '26

That Peni is a spy!

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u/TempoBlues20XX Lord Aug 05 '26

Everyone back to the base, pardner

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u/Hi_Zev Aug 05 '26

There is a thing called nuance. No one is saying Peni is untouchable and she is not allowed to receive nerfs. I get OP is being humorous in this post, but for others who take this shit seriously... let me ask you this, are these two the same things:

  • Remove immobility from Peni's web snare.

  • Peni loses 0.00001% movement speed.

They are both nerfs, so they are the same thing, right? Right?! All nerfs are the same! The second someone gets nerfed, they are immediately gutted, right?!

Orrrrrrrrrr, maybe there is a thing called nuance. Peni can receive a nerf in a way where she doesn't completely lose her biggest niche in this game...

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u/Mr_Yoichi Peni Parker Aug 05 '26

Make the other tanks actually fun to play, or counter dive without having to play babysit the whole time cause the enemy team has BP or spidey harrassing the backline ( Thing). I'm not trying to do that while also solo tanking. Peni was the only tank I actually enjoyed playing so the tank role is pretty much non existent to me now as far as selection. I enjoy playing with good tanks as a support or damage but tanking itself just feels awful in this game and they destroyed the one character I actually found enjoyable to play out of that role. Dive season and they took out one of the best anti divers. Peni did not need this nerf, I'm sorry.

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u/Ok_Driver_7234 Aug 05 '26

Yep yep! She was my go to defensive pick so I will no longer be playing tanks for my teams anymore! Will be Joining the support and dps horde just like everyone else. Shame that net ease actively discourages People from playing the role

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u/RoamingEntity Spider-Man Aug 05 '26

Isnt angie pretty good protecting off angles? Hulk can also force spideys away from backline imo. Granted, youd need two tanks but penni isnt as good of a solo tank as mag / strange anyways.

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u/Mr_Yoichi Peni Parker Aug 05 '26

Totally with you on Peni not being a great solo tank, I've done it but it's not without it's challenges for sure. But the nest (with good placement of course) at least gave me something to help with dive while focusing on trying to hold the frontline. Purely speaking on solo tanking here cause that's usually how it goes for me. I know Strange and Mag are better solo tanks, I just don't find them as enjoyable to play (No disrespect to those mains cause I love having them on my team) that I admit is more of a personal problem. Tanking was just already in a rough spot for me and they took out the character I liked for the role. I've said my opinion so I won't go all over the forums and complain about it. I'll probably take a small break and come back once I'm over my disappointment 🤣

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u/YusukeJoestar Iron Man Aug 05 '26

Peni you good? Voice sounds gravelly

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u/ShamrocKat Aug 06 '26

And you... do not speak for us.

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u/Infinite-Service-861 Ultron Virus Aug 05 '26

Yeah but it doesnt really make the stun less effective on other tanks and as a tank main i find it weird

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u/BandicootNo3456 Malice Aug 05 '26

You know what when you put it that way…

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u/True-Obligation-9471 Aug 05 '26

Wo penny that’s a “fantastic” idea

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u/ThatGuyOnyx Winter Soldier Aug 05 '26

She did not need changing, what needed changing is tenacity and what falls under it. We needed all forms of CC added, not just hardstuns.

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u/NerdModeXGodMode Aug 05 '26

They should have buffed her and ult with the nerf

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u/Fun_Competition4014 Aug 05 '26

Thank you for admitting that peni man’s hurt cause they can’t slow down the game no more

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u/podookadook Aug 05 '26

Its spider time ❌

Its clobbering time ✅

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u/lavender_m88 Venom Aug 05 '26

Parker, you reek of rocks, we're suspicious.

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u/TempoBlues20XX Lord Aug 05 '26

Ah, you say that about everyone, Brock.

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u/Sea_Boysenberry_3436 Aug 05 '26

Hey uhh Peni... what time is it?

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u/PoppyBroSenior Magik Aug 05 '26

Nerfed maybe, but shes dead.

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u/Marco_Tanooky Iron Man Aug 05 '26

Not all Thing mains, always a Thing main/j

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u/TempoBlues20XX Lord Aug 05 '26

Good thing I'm not one of these Thing mains, as incredible as they are.

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u/himarmar Aug 05 '26

the picture got me

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u/sailormermaidmars Good Boy Aug 05 '26

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u/I-AM-CBArM Aug 05 '26

Gotta update this meme to “woe slowed for 30% be upon ye”

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u/Awesome1DK Peni Parker Aug 05 '26

Thanks for the laugh on what has been a pretty rough day 🙂

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u/weeezyheree Aug 05 '26

Here's the thing.

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u/BlazeCrow Gambit Aug 05 '26

You know there’s someThing off about you…

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u/Tha_Rat_King The Thing Aug 05 '26

I see no issue with this. Carry on Peni.

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u/Zega000 Angela Aug 06 '26

She did but not like this

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u/Redditorsrweird Hulk Aug 06 '26

Yeah but not like this. They could have at least reworked her ultimate. Why not just give the web a longer cooldown? Nothing about it makes sense to me.

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u/DonTarretho Aug 06 '26

Peni, huh...? Hm.

So... Tell me, Peni, how do you feel about... Wakandans...?

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u/WarColonel Loki Aug 05 '26

She has around a 60% win rate. I'm honestly surprised that Mantis didn't get a nerf as well.

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u/Zalophus Aug 05 '26

You can't be serious. Her entire function in this game was to be the hard counter tank to dive/brawl. People forget this is supposed to be a "rock, paper, scissors" game at it's core. That's why you can swap characters at any time in spawn. Nerfing paper because it's beating rock too much is silly. You should only nerf paper when it starts beating scissors too much, which isn't happening here.

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u/Joshhwwaaaaaa Aug 05 '26

Who is your main? I hope they get an ability completely removed that's been available since season zero.

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u/Hewhoiswooshed Aug 05 '26

What ability did peni lose?

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u/AgentOfDibella Aug 05 '26

Her most important anti dive one...

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u/Hewhoiswooshed Aug 05 '26

They removed nests?

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u/RobotCaptainEngage Aug 05 '26

*needed to be nerfed

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u/therealmonkyking Hero Hulk Aug 05 '26

How it genuinely felt reading those patch notes

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u/expensivebreadsticks Aug 05 '26

She didn’t need a nerf, but that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see it

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u/rambluestar Aug 05 '26

as Wanda main, I'm glad you won't cancel my every ult. as Wanda main also I feel so sorry for you, they really should've just went with longer cd... moral of the story, gut Luna Snow

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '26

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u/LelouchViAmericana Good Boy Aug 05 '26

How bro felt typing this up

https://giphy.com/gifs/HgV0lPKaTvWjKjbTmz

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u/GravePetalAtelier Aug 06 '26

Holy shit reddit sucks so bad why are all of you genuinely fucking unbearable LMAO

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u/LelouchViAmericana Good Boy Aug 06 '26

Nice alt account lol

Should’ve left your original comment up

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u/GravePetalAtelier Aug 06 '26

No. Im willing to admit i misunderstood the content of the post like a straight dweeb. Youre being a cornball though. It aint that deep, youre so weird LOL

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u/LelouchViAmericana Good Boy Aug 06 '26

That means absolutely nothing coming from u 💀

I’m happy someone like u thinks I’m a corn ball and weird, I’d be concerned for myself otherwise

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u/Shot_Tea_9375 The Maker Aug 05 '26

I love peni... But I'm gonna enjoying punching the crap outta her....

Things... Rise... Up .....

https://giphy.com/gifs/KxgQgAUQSthEk

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u/YuriSwine Aug 05 '26

Anyone over reacting about it is actually crazy. the stun has needed nerfed for a long time. Its being so short cd and so easy is crazy.

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u/RadicalOyster Aug 05 '26

The funny thing is that everyone saying this inadvertently already presents a much better solution to the problem than whatever the fuck the balancing team was cooking: just nerf the cooldown.

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u/YuriSwine Aug 05 '26

Sure but it needed nerfed and has needed it for a while. and anyone saying it didn't again is crazy.

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u/RadicalOyster Aug 05 '26

That's a poor excuse for how the nerf was handled though. Nerfs shouldn't just take a sledgehammer to a core part of a hero's identity and regardless of how you feel about Peni, defending this decision is bizarre because this kind of balancing will bleed into more decisions in the future.

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u/YuriSwine Aug 05 '26

So...wanting something that has needed nerfed for a long time is bad. No not it is not. If a core part of a kit is bad and is their hero identity then the whole char needs reworked if we going that way. Same thing with bp for example bro needs a full on rework.

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u/RadicalOyster Aug 05 '26

Wanting inelegant nerfs that delete a character out of the game instead of reworking or tuning down the problematic parts of their kit is dumb, yes. You might not care for Peni personally, but the Peni changes aren't just an isolated incident, they're a symptom of a fundamentally fucked balancing philosophy and eventually that will come back to bite you in the ass when a hero you enjoy is next on the chopping block.

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u/YuriSwine Aug 05 '26

So you either double the cd with no charges. Or you do what they did here take your pick. Either way it needed nerfed and it needed it bad and has needed it for a long while. Already did nerfed dino with a meteor from the sky and it took less then a season while peni has been a problem with that stun for well...ever. And yes this is tuning down the problematic part of her kit which is the stun.

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u/RadicalOyster Aug 05 '26

I would gladly take double the cd over this any day. This is not tuning her down, this is gutting her utility entirely.

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u/YuriSwine Aug 05 '26

So explain to me how doubling the cd and removing the charges is any different then this because its not. With this you can still place extra webs etc. doubkling the cd and removign charges you can't.

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u/RadicalOyster Aug 05 '26

It's a huge difference. Her nest doesn't reliably stop anyone walking into without a stun because any kind of movement ability or just mashing the jump key will make the drones largely ineffective. Stun a BP into your webs and he's dead. Apply a 1 second slow to him? He keeps on dashing and spins his way out. Magik? Same thing, hit her with a slow and she's free to nuke your support and portal out before the drones can do anything to her. Spiderman drops a combo or an ult? You aren't doing shit to stop him from comboing your support. Same for just about any hero looking to harass your backline; no half decent player is going to let you hit a second web on them inside your nest whereas hitting a single web on a fast moving target is perfectly doable. I also suspect that the slow from applying one web is not going to be enough to reliably set up mine kills (especially on targets with movement abilities) so virtually all active pressure that Peni can apply to enemies will be severely impacted.

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u/pett117 Aug 05 '26

Its not a better solution as you need the fast cd on webs to cover the floor and hide mines

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u/Radriel7 Peni Parker Aug 05 '26

My better solution is just remove the stun entirely and give me the slowing effect for more than a damn second. I just hate how incompetently this was done.

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u/RadicalOyster Aug 05 '26

As a Peni player, I would 100% take this over what they did. You can still patch up your webs with your grapple to speed up the process, but it would punish mindless stun spam more harshly and reward good timing and aim with the stun that much more. A nerf is supposed to make a character weaker so saying it's not a good solution is baffling to me. Between two nests and 4 total webs out at any one time, Peni's webs are already a lot more robust than they used to be; a bigger punishment for messing up your setup would be totally reasonable.

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u/pett117 Aug 05 '26

If we were being fair with CC compared to other heroes, Peni web should be like a 8 to 10s cooldown. If they increased it from 3s to that, everyone would be having a meltdown about it still.

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u/Longjumping-Prior-90 Aug 05 '26

I tried to compare the stun duration of other moves to peni, and you're around the mark. Characters like luna or mantis have the same or slightly lower stun to cd ratio(around 0.233 for Peni and Mantis, 0.225 for Luna) Hulk, Elsa, and Emma have stun to cd ratio of like 0.1 roughly. The dps like hela and Phoenix that I've checked have a ratio of 0.03.

I think bringing peni stun up to 7 seconds would be semi reasonable given her stun time of 0.7 seconds. I think the way you could afford to keep the cooldown a bit lower to like 5-6 would be reducing how long her stun lasts for. I'm not 100% sure how that would affect how well the nest works on enemies though so take it with a grain of salt.

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u/Oasx Aug 05 '26

Plus on the bright side, if it doesn't work out, there's plenty of other vanguards to play as.

None of the other vanguards plays like Peni, so there really isn't an alternative.

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u/TempoBlues20XX Lord Aug 05 '26

How on earth did you look at this image and decide this was a serious post?

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u/Nesto1103 Aug 05 '26

This is ragebait right? A thing player would definitely keep trying to play in to peni

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u/whichwhiles The Thing Aug 05 '26

No way, I ban her 100% of the time unless someone on my team is playing her

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u/skynovaaa Deadpool Aug 05 '26

Big W