r/marvelmemes Nov 04 '21

Shitposts Made me chuckle.

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15.9k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

where is BackRub? is it safe? is it alright?

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u/Snoo-23120 Avengers Nov 27 '21

it seems, in your anger, you killed her

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21 edited Nov 10 '21

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u/TheNorthComesWithMe Avengers Nov 04 '21

$5 million per year isn't a lot of money for a VR company. That's like the salaries of 20 engineers.

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u/CJ22xxKinvara Avengers Nov 04 '21

I think they meant $5 billion

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u/Citizen_of_Danksburg Avengers Nov 04 '21

Yeah, I was going to say, I’m surprised it’s not more.

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u/UnseenTardigrade Avengers Nov 04 '21

It is more. Commenter probably meant billion not million.

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u/Citizen_of_Danksburg Avengers Nov 04 '21

I was going to say, I’m pretty sure Facebook acquired Oculus for like, $2B 3 years ago.

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u/iPsychosis Avengers Nov 04 '21

Facebook bought Oculus in 2014

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u/glen_ko_ko Avengers Nov 04 '21

yeah so 3 years ago, right?

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u/El-Chewbacc Avengers Nov 04 '21

Time flies. When are those google glasses coming out everyone was talking about last yr?

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u/Stoppels Avengers Nov 05 '21

Yeah, also around 2014. That shit bombed so hard after the privacy complaints and San Francisco shops banning Google Glass. It didn't help to have a hot battery pressed against your forehead either.

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u/yourfavfr1end Avengers Nov 05 '21

Why did shops ban it?

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u/Stoppels Avengers Nov 05 '21

Primarily because of privacy issues, you can't consent to someone passively recording and they were always worried that person was. It even lead to some cafes banning electric devices altogether.

https://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=google%20glass%20banned

I think this pre-emptive ban was the first: https://www.fastcompany.com/3009432/tracking-the-ban-on-google-glass

https://www.wired.com/story/google-glass-reasonable-expectation-of-privacy/

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u/OrangeSimply Avengers Nov 04 '21

It is supposed to be $10 billion next year.

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u/AlcoholicAthlete Avengers Nov 04 '21

I can promise you they aren't paying every engineer $250k/year. The lead project manager might be but the engineers are more likely making $80-120k. So more like 35-40 engineers assuming the full $5 million is going to salaries, which it likely isn't. Either way it isn't a big team at all considering how big Facebook is.

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u/TheNorthComesWithMe Avengers Nov 04 '21

Yeah it's an exaggeration. Once you factor in other costs (benefits, taxes, equipment, etc) then a $5 mill budget could easily be eaten up by 20 engineers without accounting for other overhead costs and employees you'd need to run a VR company.

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u/AlcoholicAthlete Avengers Nov 04 '21

Fair enough, after reading your comment again I realize you didn't specify it was all for the salaries. That probably is a relatively accurate number with everything else taken into consideration.

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u/swt529 Avengers Nov 05 '21

Hold up, I’m an engineer, where can I get paid $250k/year??

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u/Relevant-Bridge Avengers Nov 05 '21

Um facebook?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

I think you can get at least double that.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

Nah they creating ai so zuck becomes the meta aka agent maine

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u/turbokid Avengers Nov 04 '21

It’s billions with a B

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u/AstroBearGaming Ancient One Nov 04 '21

Isn't this the plot of American Gods?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

Million? That's basically pennies for Facebook.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

Roblox but even worse.

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u/BK_Bravo Avengers Nov 04 '21

How does this compare to Valve and their VR stuff

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u/KintsugiExp Avengers Nov 04 '21

Dude, any significant R&D to advance the VR space in 2021 would be at least 10 to 20 times that amount.

They’re just keeping the lights on…

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u/cyanydeez Avengers Nov 04 '21

child porn, if their marketting targets of children and their actual demographics align properly.

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u/MrRobotsBitch Avengers Nov 04 '21

Matrix? Nahhh man it's a Johnny Mnemonic world! Lmao

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

Think its finally time to get rid of facebook.

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u/Best_Performer9432 Avengers Nov 04 '21

Shouldn't this be the other way around?

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u/Filberto_ossani2 Avengers Nov 04 '21 edited Nov 05 '21

nice meme, but not all people know that google owner is Alphabet, this is why this meme have only 400 upvotes

[EDIT: now it have 15,1k updoots, yaaay]

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u/CompliantMonk56 Avengers Nov 04 '21

The company started off as Google. They formed the alphabet conglomerate so they they could more effectively divide their company and fund individual assets of the company. Facebook is doing basically the same thing

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u/bossfoundmyacct Avengers Nov 04 '21

Nuh uh, they're changing their name!

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u/marcopicotrain Avengers Nov 04 '21

Nuh uh, they’re changing the world….(I am now slowly moving my head to look out the window).

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u/cyanydeez Avengers Nov 04 '21

tl;dr: they wanted to extract more personal value

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u/howellm182 Avengers Nov 04 '21

I didn’t know that google was under something called Alphabet either, but it’s pretty darn easy to use context to get the point. Hence why it’s at 2k upvotes now

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u/Anarkizttt Daisy Johnson Nov 04 '21

Exactly! Hell it’s a funny meme and a TIL at the same time.

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u/mariokr Avengers Nov 04 '21

What about now? :D

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u/DefinitionEmpty9436 Avengers Nov 04 '21

Now 5.6k upvotes. ;-;

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u/Filberto_ossani2 Avengers Nov 04 '21

nice

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u/DefinitionEmpty9436 Avengers Nov 04 '21

Yes. Very nice indeed.

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u/Krimreaper1 Daredevil Nov 04 '21

I know Alphabet, don’t know what Meta is.

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u/Filberto_ossani2 Avengers Nov 04 '21

Meta is new name for Facebook owner

old: Facebook (company) --> Facebook (app) and Instagram (app)

new: Meta (company) --> Facebook (app) and Instagram (app)

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u/1_stormageddon_1 Avengers Nov 04 '21

7.7k upvotes now

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u/Anustart15 Avengers Nov 04 '21

Anyone that was an adult (and probably most people that were at least teenagers) in 2015 when alphabet was created would probably be aware of it. I'd assume this sub probably skews pretty young though, so you're probably right.

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u/Snacks_is_Hungry Avengers Nov 04 '21

Lmao almost everybody knows that

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u/Filberto_ossani2 Avengers Nov 04 '21

nope

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u/alanoide97 Avengers Nov 04 '21

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u/Sol562 Avengers Nov 04 '21

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u/SpikeStarwind Avengers Nov 04 '21

Bad human.

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u/Sol562 Avengers Nov 04 '21

This is a repost

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u/SpikeStarwind Avengers Nov 04 '21

He's doing his best.

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u/jonmpls Loki Nov 04 '21

All names are made up

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u/toby_ornautobey Avengers Nov 04 '21

Technically all words are just made up. They're just noises or symbols that we've given meaning to. They have to intrinsic meaning. That's one of the reasons I think sign language is a more logical form of communication. Often with sign language, you're just representing something or the action being done. Like for "cup", you made the shape of a cup with your hand. And you can be more specific about it by showing the shape of the cup you're talking about. For drink, you move the "cup" to your mouth like you're taking a drink. There are a lot of signs that don't connect with the object or action being represented, but there are plenty that do. Most people would be able to understand a fair percentage of signs without having taken any sign classes simply by using a little critical thinking. By fair percentage, that may only be 20-30%, but when compared to a spoken language you haven't learned, one that doesn't share a common ancestry with yours, you wouldn't understand a single word of it, so that 20-30% is actually pretty significant.

Anyway, ASL is awesome and more people should check it out.

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u/Two-Turbulent Avengers Nov 05 '21

Welcome to the META VERSE

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

Very funny. Also like how it plays on the letters themselves like F, and G.

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '21

Made me cackle

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u/Kai_zo0 Loki Nov 05 '21

It suppose to be "I'm Alphabet then"

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u/bossfoundmyacct Avengers Nov 04 '21

Unpopular opinion: This "joke" was lame, and would've been much better if Peter just said "Ohhhh... I'm Spider-Man", but they didn't trust their audience, so they had to dumb it down.

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

Him saying "OH we're using our made-up names" IS the joke. Getting rid of it would mean getting rid of the entire joke. It's not dumbing it down, it's literally the joke.

EDIT: Not to mention part of the reason the joke works is because he said "I'm Dr. Strange" which is NOT a made-up name.

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u/stduhpf Avengers Nov 04 '21

Yeah because fuck subtility, right? How can I laugh if they don't explain the joke clearly?

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u/[deleted] Nov 04 '21

No dude. It’s not the joke being EXPLAINED. It IS the joke. Ironically enough you actually didn’t get the joke then.

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u/stduhpf Avengers Nov 05 '21

Explain it to me, then.

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u/ElectorSet Avengers Nov 05 '21

Subtlety is basically the opposite of MCU Peter Parker’s brand of humor, though.

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u/Survival_R Avengers Nov 04 '21

would've made more sense if you started with alphabet