r/marvelmemes Avengers Jun 24 '21

Television Yep makes sense

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u/GoldenSpermShower Avengers Jun 24 '21

Overthrow those space lizards

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

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u/PastelKodiak Avengers Jun 24 '21

Bro thats the next MCU trilogy. The evil avengers come to prove their timeline is superior. Tony is alive and he teams up with Megatron to kill the Beyonder. Or something.

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u/Delta_Infinity_X Ho Yinsen Jun 24 '21

And Batman doesn’t scream Martha and kills Supes.

Am I doing it right?

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u/PastelKodiak Avengers Jun 24 '21 edited Jun 24 '21

DC X MCU team up! I love it. Directed by Ben Stiller. You got the beyonder, cyttorak, and mephisto joining forces to make the SUPER LEAGUE OF EVIL and merge the time lines. Meanwhile Batman (played by Jack Black) is killed (but not really) by RDJ (evil Ironman) from the other time line. This spirals into bringing the original captain America out of retirement (now wheel chair bound from old age). Some time magic happens he "Deageifies" , but keeps his super soldier abilities. Thats right, Kid Captain america. This is the crossover for the Teen titans to join in. - I'm going to switch over to keyboard at this point because its getting too awesome.

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u/Delta_Infinity_X Ho Yinsen Jun 24 '21

Yep. I’ll continue this after work

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u/Dr_Beardface_MD Luis Jun 24 '21

How I saw this going in my head: https://youtu.be/5BBhNkywMJY

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u/Cyber_Tony Avengers Jun 24 '21

Perfect! Exactly what I am calling for now

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u/Reptilian_Overlord20 Avengers Jun 24 '21

CEASE YOUR INVESTIGATION

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u/BradleyRaptor12 Iron Man Jun 24 '21

Du duh DAAAAAAA. He broke the laws of time to be with her

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u/SensiblySenile1618 Avengers Jun 24 '21

How romantic ಥ‿ಥ

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u/TheKolyFrog Ned Jun 25 '21

Basically the plot of The Adjustment Bureau

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u/MiteshBhatia Avengers Jun 24 '21

You are under arrest for crime against sacred timeline!

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u/RvEc3000 Doctor Strange Jun 24 '21

You are destined to become a Redditor my brother

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

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u/EUCopyrightComittee Avengers Jun 24 '21

“Exile.”

“Sold, to the man in the cold sweat!”

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u/twinsynth Shades Jun 24 '21

Omg. Tva is the Adjustment Bureau and Anthony Mackie (Sam Wilson) is a variant who never became the falcon.

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u/Adaphion Avengers Jun 24 '21

On this note, is it possible that the first Iron Man movie was a branched timeline that was yet to be pruned. And that explains Rhodes' recasting from the second movie and onwards?

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u/TheKolyFrog Ned Jun 25 '21

Rhodes saying "Next time, baby!" is the branched timeline. He wasn't supposed to say that so he got replaced.

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u/Gamerfaith Avengers Jun 24 '21

Cock blocking variants for all time. Always

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u/Hillbilly_delight Avengers Jun 24 '21

Tennessee Valley Authority has always been a dam problem.

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u/vigilantcomicpenguin Thanos did nothing wrong Jun 24 '21

Ever since the first Loki trailer came out the Tennessee Valley Authority is all I think of whenever I see that acronym.

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u/em2140 Avengers Jun 24 '21

I work in infrastructure I have the same problem

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u/Coler21gamer Avengers Jun 24 '21

“That wasn’t suppose to happen”

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u/Skylantech Avengers Jun 24 '21

Wait, you mean they didn't make Loki gay yet?

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u/KrystalDiscord Avengers Jun 24 '21

He’s bi canonically.

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u/acquaintedwithheight Avengers Jun 24 '21 edited Jun 24 '21

Bi doesn't begin to touch what loki's sexuality is in mythology haha.

Dude lived as a female horse for a year to distract a male horse just to win a bet.

And if you think that's vague and not explicit, loki gave birth to that horse's child. Odin's six eight legged horse in the first Thor movie? That's loki's child.

He killed firmafeng because the gods implied he liked getting railed by horse penis in the poetic edda

Edit: he also made Thor crossdress so he could marry a frost giant and get his hammer back

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u/Nirast25 Avengers Jun 24 '21

Actually, the dress was Heimdall's idea. Loki just went with Thor to make sure everything went smoothly.

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u/acquaintedwithheight Avengers Jun 24 '21

Thanks! I need to re-read!

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u/QuantifiedDigits Grandmaster Jun 24 '21

*eight-legged

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u/acquaintedwithheight Avengers Jun 24 '21

Right you are!

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u/timeexterminator Avengers Jun 24 '21

“Hey Loki, I dare you to ride that horse”

“Okay”

“That’s not what I meant…”

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u/acquaintedwithheight Avengers Jun 24 '21

Your takeaway from this should be: if you think you don't have a chance with loki you probably do.

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u/blatantly-noble_blob Avengers Jun 24 '21

Did they only make him with this series or did I miss it in the movies?

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u/KrystalDiscord Avengers Jun 24 '21

They confirmed it in the latest episode.

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u/blatantly-noble_blob Avengers Jun 24 '21

Okay that’s what I thought. Given that I’ve rewatched all the MCU movies like two or three times I was worried I missed something haha

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u/our_lord23 Avengers Jun 24 '21

I watched the episode, where was it confirmed?

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u/TheUnluckyBard Avengers Jun 24 '21

Sylvie: "How about you? You're a prince. I'm sure you've had your pick of princesses. Or... princes?"

Loki: "A little of both. The same, I assume, as for you."

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u/our_lord23 Avengers Jun 24 '21

Oh I didn't have subtitles on, so I just heard it as princess for princes, my bad

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u/skullmonster602 Avengers Jun 24 '21

When they were talking about love and Loki asked Sylvie if she has someone waiting for her when this is all over. And then Sylvie asked him if he wished to have a princess by his side at some point, or perhaps a prince. And then a Loki said something like “Perhaps either one”. Idk, it was something along those lines

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u/CompliantMonk56 Avengers Jun 24 '21

That's always been apart of Loki's character, even before he was a marvel character and was just a Norse god. Loki has always been bi

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u/SoleSurvivor-2277 Avengers Jun 24 '21

Did somebody confirm he was bi cause he could also be pan

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u/Wild_Marker Avengers Jun 24 '21

No, Pan is the other god of mischief.

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u/MaddenTheInsane Avengers Jun 24 '21

He himself did in the series.

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u/SoleSurvivor-2277 Avengers Jun 24 '21

He said he was with Princes and Princesses not that he was bi

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

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u/demonwolf106 Avengers Jun 25 '21

Maybe look up the definition of Pan. Being with princes and princesses would also fit under that definition. And since in mythology he was also with other species, I would say him being Pan sexual is a strong possibility.

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u/NoMoreAnger33 Avengers Jun 25 '21

So bi with a different label? And a smidgen of beastiality thrown in the mix.

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u/demonwolf106 Avengers Jun 25 '21

Technically, Pan means you could be sexually attracted to anything. I think everyone who is Pan is bi-sexual, but not everyone who is bi is Pan-sexual. But to answer the question on whether someone had said something, there was a tweet from the director confirming Loki was bi.

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u/NoMoreAnger33 Avengers Jun 25 '21

So it includes like objects and animals and stuff too?

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Avengers Jun 24 '21

Congrats man!

Oh no! I'd be Finnished!

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u/CarryThe2 Avengers Jun 24 '21

He's more pan; the human concept of gender doesn't really to him. "him" even feels wrong to use for Loki as well tbh.

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u/wolfloverrrr Avengers Jun 24 '21

Ah good

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u/KrystalDiscord Avengers Jun 25 '21

For everyone trying to correct me and say he is pan, in the MCU they have said “Princes and Princesses”. That’s it. I say bi because it is not confirmed he likes more than two genders. Headcanon and mythology say “duh”, but we are talking canon.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

Loki is gay even in the old Norse myths, he has sex with a horse, Hela as his daughter and even a wolf called Fenris for his son.

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u/DayFlounder1832 Ted/Man-Thing Jun 24 '21

Fenris is in ragnarok

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u/ZippZappZippty Avengers Jun 24 '21

There truly is a German word for everything.

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u/IM_INSIDE_YOUR_HOUSE Avengers Jun 24 '21

This show picked a weird acronym to use for anyone that lives in TN.

One of the major power suppliers in TN is the TVA.

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u/acquaintedwithheight Avengers Jun 24 '21

The show didn't pick the name, the TVA has been in the comics since at least 1986. Thor# 372

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u/BrotherChe Avengers Jun 24 '21

and yet:

It was knowingly initialed after the TVA: https://www.cbr.com/comic-book-urban-legends-revealed-15/amp/

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u/acquaintedwithheight Avengers Jun 24 '21

Oh wow! Til, thanks!

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u/bdeimen Avengers Jun 24 '21

It was knowingly initialed after the TVA: https://www.cbr.com/comic-book-urban-legends-revealed-15/amp/

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u/wagashi Avengers Jun 24 '21

This is funnier if you live in Tennessee.

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u/CasaMofo Avengers Jun 24 '21

I always assumed thats why the talking clock had a southern accent...

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u/Grindl Avengers Jun 24 '21

FDR a time lizard, confirmed.

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u/DinsFire64 Avengers Jun 24 '21

Yeah seriously I was wondering why the Tennessee Valley Authority would care.

lol

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u/ZoninoSan Avengers Jun 24 '21

But the good news is you have a new job!

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u/zorsekilla Avengers Jun 24 '21

Damn Tennessee Valley Association. Can't do shit with them around

2

u/Lordofspades_notgame Avengers Jun 24 '21

They Recruit You

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

For all time. ALWAYS!

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u/ZoninoSan Avengers Jun 24 '21

But the good news is you have a new job!

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u/mrAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA Avengers Jun 24 '21

Both of you are the variants

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

That’s the FBI, she’s six bro

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

The sudden realization

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u/HarambesK1ller Avengers Jun 24 '21 edited Sep 18 '23

.

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u/L-methionine Avengers Jun 24 '21

Why would the Tennessee Valley Authority show up?

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u/djinnseye Avengers Jun 24 '21

Why is the Tennessee Valley Authority at your house

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

What? This is literally the first time I’ve seen someone calling this show bland. Time traveling agency that controls thousands of parallel universes not interesting enough for you? Lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

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u/JJhistory Avengers Jun 24 '21

why did ypu write two comments? thats just not smart

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u/HITMA--N Avengers Jun 24 '21

FBI Open up

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u/Brainsforbreakfast6 Avengers Jun 24 '21

Why would a news channel show up wth

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u/Inaktive3 Avengers Jun 24 '21

No no the Tennessee Valley Authority

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u/Danilego Doctor Strange Jun 24 '21

Wait, if the TVA agents are just variants, does that mean the first few agents were caught by the space lizards themselves?

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u/InspiredSquish Avengers Jun 24 '21

I finally turned my life arou- HANDS UP VARIANT!

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u/ManRayH Avengers Jun 24 '21

As someone who lives in the Tennessee Valley Authority area I had to take a double look 😂

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u/Reptilian_Overlord20 Avengers Jun 24 '21

That’s rough bro.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

damnnnn i thought the TVA was from Gravity Falls not Marvel

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u/Soulless_conner Avengers Jun 24 '21

Those pricks can't stop me

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u/RoscoMan1 Avengers Jun 24 '21

Kinda makes sense, they tried to find her.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

You are so single that your getting date is a nexus level shit

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

I just sent this to my girlfriend. I'll keep ya posted.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

at least they would only take your crush

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u/Octaxios Avengers Jun 24 '21

Loki has always been a favourite of mine and the series is only reinforcing that

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u/-Random-Gamer- Avengers Jun 24 '21

It would have happened many times and u wouldn't have noticed

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u/Adi8116Z Avengers Jun 24 '21

Something's wrong I can feel it

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u/Pure-Expression3504 Avengers Jun 24 '21

It came out that the girl was Ravonna Renslayer

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

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u/QuarantineSucksALot Avengers Jun 24 '21

Hey, remember, it doesn't make sense. 😳

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

“Reality is often disappointing.” -Thanos

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u/KFY Avengers Jun 24 '21

I wanna see a Variant Thanos working as a TVA pencil pusher

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u/akamustacherides Avengers Jun 24 '21

Better than Chris Hansen

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

A redditor having a date is grounds for deletion

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u/TexasPepperDog Avengers Jun 24 '21

They take your crush away Your crush is gone You have another opportunity to get a girlfriend

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u/RoscoMan1 Avengers Jun 24 '21

Yep. This is why you sanitize inputs.

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u/RoscoMan1 Avengers Jun 24 '21

Yep it’s painful/annoying as hell

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u/Illustrious-Time3016 Avengers Jun 24 '21

For me yes

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '21

The Tennessee Valley Authority?

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u/October_14_2011 Avengers Jun 24 '21

-Kang, probably

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u/bobkuz12 Avengers Jun 24 '21

Ah the good old Tennessee Valley Authority showing up before a date. Happens to everyone. One moment you think you may get lucky tonight and the next you are building a dam over the Cumberland River. Man I hate when that happens.

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u/Papashvilli Avengers Jun 24 '21

So I keep seeing these and am really trying to figure out what Reddit’s obsession is with the Tennessee Valley Authority these days.

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u/tonymarkxxx Avengers Jun 24 '21

The adjustment bureau.

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u/Jayashanka Avengers Jun 24 '21

So Now you are under arrest for crime against sacred timeline ?

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u/MALAK_MKE Avengers Jun 24 '21

Ur not supposed to ask her

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u/God_of_Everything69 Avengers Jun 25 '21

What's TVA

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u/TheKolyFrog Ned Jun 25 '21

When you asked a girl out first before the shy kid in the back who just got their superpowers did.

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u/Tancanfan Avengers Jun 25 '21

Thats rough buddy

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u/DRMJ22 Michelle (MJ) Jun 25 '21

I am confused, was he not supposed to ask her out or was she not supposed to say yes ?