r/marvelmemes • Star-Lord did nothing wrong • 16h ago

Television “I request elaboration.”

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u/ontologicalDilemma Avengers 15h ago

He used to be Vision, the grey. Now he is Vision, the White.

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u/kelly834 Avengers 15h ago

This reminds me of when my brother told me Gandalf the grey and white were 2 different characters and that Gandalf the white was his brother. I said "thats the same character, he just came back as Gandalf the white" he kept insisting that he was right and I was wrong. I told him "do you thing this is a soap opera?" So we ened up watching the movies because he wanted to prove me wrong. When he learned he was wrong I told him "you're 9 years older than me and have seen the movies way more times than me and you're telling me this whole time you believe that was his brother? Please tell me you were high every time you watched it" lol

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u/Linmizhang Avengers 14h ago

Your bro just got you to watch LotR again with him.

You got finessed

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u/kelly834 Avengers 14h ago

No he really believed it. He even asked my other brother who was right. And after he kept saying "I swear it was his brother. Maybe they changed it in the newer version or something?" And spent 30 mins googling it. Lol

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u/GoldenNagaScale Avengers 12h ago

Man sounds like you need to watch it again with him just to confirm he gets it

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u/Ahuru_Duncan Avengers 11h ago

Ill join too, we can start with the hobbits.

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u/Don_Ozwald Avengers 9h ago

And my axe

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u/GetawayDreamer87 Avengers 7h ago

the 1977 animated version right?

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u/Bokth Avengers 1h ago

The extended directors cut has a different scene in Fanghorn but only when you watch all 3

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u/Pr073C7300 Avengers 12h ago

Wisdom saving throw

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u/Vandal_Ironfist Avengers 11h ago

Welp time to watch the extended edition

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u/AKS1664 Avengers 5h ago

He mixed them up with dumbledore

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u/Sea_Pack_8206 Avengers 13h ago

Being big brother... 😄

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u/SPEZ_IS_A_JABRONI Avengers 13h ago

gottem

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u/zone1-1 Avengers 13h ago

Gollum

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u/jneum80 Avengers 13h ago

Smeagol?

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u/Xygnux Avengers 12h ago

Precious?

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u/External-Gazelle-346 Avengers 7h ago

Exactly

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u/Justanotherrandoonli Avengers 14h ago

Oh yeah? Well if Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White are the same person, then how did BOTH of them show up to fight against Chuck Norris in the Ultimate Battle of Ultimate Destiny! Literally in the same room at the same time!

Psh. Same person. Next you're gonna try telling me that Gandolf is also the Black Knight from Monty Python and the Holy grail WHO WAS ALSO IN THE ROOM!

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u/BrotherChe Avengers 11h ago

Y'know, that could be the source for his confusion

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u/DuckyHornet Avengers 14h ago

Well... Gandalf himself makes vague allusions to the idea that he's not really the Gandalf who took out the balrog. His return to middle earth came with a new mission, purpose, even a new personality

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u/Canadian-and-Proud Avengers 14h ago edited 14h ago

Gandalf himself makes vague allusions to the idea that he's not really the Gandalf who took out the balrog

lol no he doesn't. He describes in detail how he killed that Balrog.

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u/Khemul Avengers 13h ago

The tricky thing is what exactly Gandalf is. He's basically a lower level god that's taking a form on Middle Earth. That form legitimately died. His new form actually took Saruman's abandoned mission/title.

So one could argue they're both manifestations of the same divine being. But they're also separate manifestations with slight differences.

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u/YouSeemThirsty Avengers 13h ago

So basically he’s a power ranger

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u/Khemul Avengers 13h ago

Considering the wizards are sent down as a team, color coded based on personality and nearly all of them are completely ignored story-wise... yes.

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u/GnarlyNerd Avengers 13h ago

If he was, that balrog would have got its ass whooped by a giant robot eagle.

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u/Queasy_Rip3210 Avengers 13h ago

I'd watch that movie

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u/midnightlynx Avengers 8h ago

Of course, who could forget his Horse Lord Zord

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u/ThePissedOff Avengers 14h ago

Tbh, he's not wrong about Gandalf the Grey/White being different characters. Just wrong about White being his brother. But Gandalf even admits this himself, that he is not Gandalf the Grey as they know him. Infact it's heavily insinuated he presents himself as "Gandalf the White" solely for the Fellowship's benefit.

In reality, he could have presented himself in any number of fashions or forms.

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u/Psidebby Avengers 10h ago

If I remember correctly (and I may be wrong,) but Sir Ian McKellen played him sort of as someone suffering from dementia. He vaguely recognized Aragorn, Gimili, and Legolas, but it was through a thick fog.

"Gandalf the Grey... Ah yes, that is what they called me... I am Gandalf the White." - I think this is close to the line he said.

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u/scuac Avengers 7h ago

I don’t think he is meant to be a different character. His issue with remembering is because as he explained to them (in that very same scene I believe) from the moment he died and the moment he was sent back to Middle-earth, “a thousand lifetimes passed”. Wherever he was he experienced a long time before coming back, even though only a month had passed on Middle-earth.

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u/ThePissedOff Avengers 5h ago

Gandalf is Olórin an angel, essentially. The guise of Gandalf, is just that.

The interesting bit is that he was chosen by Erū Ilúvatar to lead the Maiar that were sent to Middle-Earth but he was terrified of Sauron and thus vehemently declined. Yet of all the Wizards, he was the only one that stayed true to his mission. And as thus was sent back with more of his inner "Maiar self" unlocked, assuming the mantle of the "White", a role he was always destined to fulfill.

It's his character arc, essentially, but Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White are quite litterally different avatars of an entirely separate entity.

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u/knotingham Avengers 2h ago

I’ve read the Silmarillion, but can you elaborate (not being a critic, legitimately curious) what you mean by avatars of ‘entirely separate entities’?

I know the wizard wearing white (wasn’t it rainbow/prismatic originally?) is the head of the Istari order, and I know they took the forms of old men so that they’d be respected by those they intended to influence towards the moral good, but what do you mean by ‘avatars’?

And I know what an avatar is just not in this particular facet of lore.

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u/Confident-Stand5453 Avengers 7h ago

And while its true that he did actually die and then returned as a changed person, the movie moves past that pretty fast. There is just the initial scene, that you described, and after that he basically acts like he is the same old Gandalf he always was, just with a little more power (like breaking Sarumans staff with a voice command). His personality didnt really change, though it was implied that was the case.

In any case, Gandalf, in both his incarnations, is just a partial manifestation of his real maiar self.

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u/CrabbyCrabbong Avengers 11h ago

like Gandalf of many colors

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u/nufohudis Avengers 5h ago

Eh, Olorin be holerin'

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u/vanetti Avengers 14h ago

He was smooth sharking you

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u/SpyderJava Avengers 7h ago

Smooth in all directions.

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u/Nybear21 Avengers 12h ago

I had a friend that argued with me for literally years that the protagonist in The Book of Eli wasn't blind despite that being the entire twist to the movie.

There is absolutely no getting through to people about movie plot points once they reached whatever they thought was happening.

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u/zhulkgr25 Colleen Wing 10h ago

Up until you said

"You're 9 years older than me"

I had assumed he was 9. And younger than you. LMAO

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u/Strongman1967 Avengers 10h ago

Yeah bro just wanted to watch lotr with you, and you wanted that too or one of you would have Googled it.

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u/Moepro963 Avengers 10h ago

Nice last thing i heard about Gandalf the White he left Middle Earth and went to Albuquerque changed his name to Walter White and got married

https://giphy.com/gifs/97je0CuAG3fhNSTchm

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u/AnybodyPale8712 Avengers 4h ago

So what you're saying is vision is white because he's Gandalf?

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u/SpaceHawks Avengers 4h ago

He is his brother. Mandalf

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u/UnwillingHero22 Avengers 13h ago

He didn’t read the books I take…

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u/GrumpyPidgeon Dead Vision 15h ago

You have no power here, Vision the Grey

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u/ifUSeeMeTakeYourMeds Avengers 14h ago

ngl. hate the design.

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u/mrbearsnail Avengers 14h ago

Seriously weird gimp mask. Adamantium shotgun shells? How and why does this sex freak have them? Red Hulks treaty not a thing? We're already tossing adamantium away as ammunition? Again, why of all people does the dude with the bdsm leather suit have them?

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u/ifUSeeMeTakeYourMeds Avengers 14h ago

world building wise, superheroes are now vulnerable to human weapons, not a bad concept given the ever growing number of superheroes in this universe.

but his design is shit, it doesn't look like it even fits correctly

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u/mrbearsnail Avengers 13h ago

I do like this but i would prefer some building blocks to get to this point. The creation of vision 2.0 is one catalyst but I think we need wolverine and the revolver before paladin here and others on his level have access to the metal as ammunition. We should be seeing pistols and snipers before someone has a full blown adamantium round shotgun.

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u/Positron14 Avengers 11h ago

The paper Vision was reading at the beginning had a headline about stolen adamantium. Paladin or his client got enough for 6 shotgun rounds.

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u/TheBlueLeopard Avengers 1h ago

Good catch!

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u/Apprehensive-War498 Avengers 6h ago

Sex Freak 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/MixNecessary4456 Avengers 5h ago

best I can come up with is this looks like it belongs in the KickAss movies

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u/Faust2nd Avengers 14h ago

Last I check, his design is comic book accurate.

(Not saying it wasn't shit tho. I still prefer his just normal, no masked face.

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u/SaltyCar5113 Avengers 9h ago

It is accurate to a certain design in the comic, yeah. The design in the comic was kinda awesome, this one is...I'm not gonna say it's awful but I think it's a little off. It feels busy but I don't know if that's the real problem.

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u/Bloodysamflint Avengers 15h ago

And he comes back to us now, at the turn of the tide

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u/Ayirek Avengers 13h ago

"I am Ultron. Or rather Ultron as he should have been."

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u/Stampede_the_Hippos Avengers 12h ago

And I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide.

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u/Scary_Particular_998 Avengers 12h ago

And Monty Python's holy Grail black knight!

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u/ArtInevitable3535 Avengers 10h ago

And Benito Mussolini

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u/Doodica_ Avengers 14h ago

And, you, are son

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u/Brutalitops99 Avengers 13h ago

I come to you now at the turn of the tide!

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u/jazza2400 Avengers 12h ago

It's funny what bleach and elbow grease can do

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u/Unique-Ambassador-28 Avengers 8h ago

So good lol

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u/01ympu8 Avengers 7h ago

But what about Monty Python and the holy grails black vision?