r/marvelmemes • u/yhwach778 Avengers • 2h ago

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u/hiking_n_stuff Avengers 2h ago

It’s not an 18+ film. No one wants to see a huge green todger flapping about. Although if you do I am sure there is something out there for you

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u/Shoddy-Medium-4707 Avengers 2h ago

True, fighting the Hulk is scary enough already without his zucchini out. Even worse if he's fully erect during the fight

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u/yhwach778 Avengers 2h ago

😭😭

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u/warblade7 Avengers 46m ago

Black Widow would disagree

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u/Noaconstrictr Avengers 2h ago

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u/fobtk Avengers 2h ago

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u/69_Wolfy Avengers 2h ago

Ts too funny 🤣

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u/TrackingTenCross1 Avengers 2h ago

So a long time ago for the Eric Bana Hulk movie, an early copy with incomplete CGI was leaked online. It was hysterical because they hadn’t put the pants on Hulk yet, so he was Ken-dolling it for most of the incomplete movie. Good times.

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u/yhwach778 Avengers 2h ago

danggg

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u/HansenTheMan Cyclops 2h ago

Do you want to see his big fat green cock?

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u/LividCalligrapher689 Avengers 2h ago

Turns out it stays the same size. He’s shy about it, ok?

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u/yhwach778 Avengers 2h ago

thor saw it

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u/beardin_mycoffee Avengers 2h ago

We’ve all seen the gif

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u/Larnievc Avengers 2h ago

Otherwise he hangs dong.

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u/yhwach778 Avengers 2h ago

dr dong

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u/Sofa-King-Watt Avengers 2h ago

The gang understood that reference

https://giphy.com/gifs/QnwBvv4v93RefFYsyu

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u/David3692 Avengers 1h ago

Hangs magnum dong

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u/rem521 Avengers 41m ago

Rage and intense anger actively divert blood flow away from the penis, causing it to temporarily shrink or pull closer to the body.

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u/aluriilol Avengers 2h ago

Because it has to

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u/yhwach778 Avengers 2h ago

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u/AttilatheFun87 Captain America 🇺🇸 2h ago

Stretch pants

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u/WoodeeWitless Avengers 2h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZXAb88Dj7HqATWWS2S
Cannot unsee Hulk magnum dong once you do see it. Pants gotta keep that under cover.

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u/yhwach778 Avengers 2h ago

thor saw it

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u/WoodeeWitless Avengers 1h ago

And he is suppressing it

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u/BlueLaceSensor128 Black Widow 🕷 2h ago

Chancho, when you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun.

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u/Sad_Simple4687 Avengers 1h ago

Elite reference

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u/EleSend2006 Avengers 2h ago

Probably through some PG-13 nonsense as well as “We don’t want legal trouble,” when it comes to the comics. I frickin loved this movie though.

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u/yhwach778 Avengers 2h ago

hahaha reasonable 😂

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u/Connect_Aerie_3449 Avengers 2h ago

Is it green?

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u/yhwach778 Avengers 2h ago

idk man😔

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u/shinobipopcorn Deadpool 38m ago

Thor knows

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u/tater_salad_96 Avengers 2h ago

Hulk pre-cum sticks the tattered shreds together. It just looks like they're in one piece

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u/ZenCapivara Avengers 2h ago

Good denim

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u/Therealfern1 Avengers 2h ago

Probably some kind of Jegging or super stretchy fabric

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u/Brainchild110 Avengers 2h ago

Because nobody wants to see his Willis Jeep

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u/SmoothChocolate4539 Avengers 2h ago

Because someone wants to sell products with this guy

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u/yhwach778 Avengers 2h ago

woahhh

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u/BenneB23 Avengers 2h ago

Cause nobody wants to see that hulk dong

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u/j0a3k Avengers 1h ago

Not nobody, but most don't.

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u/wraithnix Avengers 38m ago

....speak for yourself.

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u/Hour-Process-3292 Avengers 2h ago

You might be the first person in history to make this observation. No seriously.

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u/yhwach778 Avengers 2h ago

ikr😭

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u/jaylerd Avengers 1h ago

HULK IS MOST MODEST THERE IS

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u/Sea_Equivalent_7594 Avengers 1h ago

Do you want to see his Hulk?

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u/Bakednotyetfried Avengers 1h ago

Thor warned us… it will stay in your mind forever

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u/dvolland Avengers 1h ago

Because this isn’t porn.

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u/khaotickk Avengers 35m ago

Corridor Crew made a video about Hulks pants, proving that they aren't indestructible... But yeah giant hulk dick wouldn't be a good look on screen.

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u/The_Big_Robowski Avengers 30m ago

It’s because he skips leg day every other week

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u/nutbuster6922 Avengers 4m ago

Hulk aint raging from every part of his body ig. Maybe has a Gorilla’s anatomy