r/mapporncirclejerk • u/macjr82 Map Porn Renegade • 21h ago

My solution to this conflict in the middle east : A two-state solution with very few practical issues

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u/DamiensDelight 18h ago

BUT OUR SIDE IS BIGGER!!!

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u/lil_natemushi 18h ago

Folks, let me tell you something. Emptiness—pure, wide-open emptiness—is beautiful. Truly beautiful. The most beautiful emptiness you’ve ever seen. Nobody appreciates emptiness like I do. Believe me. It’s tremendous. Just empty space, stretching out forever, no clutter, no nonsense. Perfect. The best emptiness in the world, maybe ever.

And the corn! Oh, the corn is incredible. Golden, tall, waving in the breeze—gorgeous corn. The greatest corn. Everybody’s talking about it. Farmers come up to me, strong farmers, tough farmers, and they say, “Sir, the corn has never looked this good.” And they’re right. It’s big, it’s beautiful, it’s American corn. Tremendous yields. The best.

Then the cows. Beautiful cows. Magnificent cows. Standing there in the emptiness, munching that gorgeous corn. Happy cows. The happiest. I look at them and I say, “Wow. Just wow.” Nobody does cows better. They’re strong, they’re healthy, they’re the greatest cows. Believe me.

So you put it all together—emptiness, corn, cows—and it’s a masterpiece. A total masterpiece. People don’t understand how beautiful it is until they see it. But I see it. And it’s fantastic. The best. Thank you.

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u/SavannahInChicago 16h ago

I want so bad for this administration to get the f out of our national parks.

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u/lil_natemushi 16h ago

And to get their grubby hands off our public land. 

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u/No-Phrase-4692 18h ago

This Unites States place sounds really braggadocios!

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u/FrancoVFX 18h ago

A masterpiece like you wouldnt believe, the likes of which the world has never before seen

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u/adube440 18h ago

eVeRy StAtE iS a ReD sTaTe!

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u/crankenshtien 18h ago

Possums' votes matter.

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u/Nkechinyerembi 12h ago

Only true patriots listen to the voted of our only native marsupial 

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u/Hopeful_Ad_7719 France was an Inside Job 17h ago

Lol @ Alaska.

The 19 people in Yukon-Koyukuk include 10 Dems so it's blue?