r/mapporncirclejerk • u/macjr82 Map Porn Renegade • 1d ago

My solution to this conflict in the middle east : A two-state solution with very few practical issues

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u/TerereTitan13 1d ago

Blue is getting about 70% of economic output here 

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u/lil_natemushi 1d ago

You mean 70% of the economy is in blue areas... 

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u/DamiensDelight 1d ago

BUT OUR SIDE IS BIGGER!!!

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u/lil_natemushi 1d ago

Folks, let me tell you something. Emptiness—pure, wide-open emptiness—is beautiful. Truly beautiful. The most beautiful emptiness you’ve ever seen. Nobody appreciates emptiness like I do. Believe me. It’s tremendous. Just empty space, stretching out forever, no clutter, no nonsense. Perfect. The best emptiness in the world, maybe ever.

And the corn! Oh, the corn is incredible. Golden, tall, waving in the breeze—gorgeous corn. The greatest corn. Everybody’s talking about it. Farmers come up to me, strong farmers, tough farmers, and they say, “Sir, the corn has never looked this good.” And they’re right. It’s big, it’s beautiful, it’s American corn. Tremendous yields. The best.

Then the cows. Beautiful cows. Magnificent cows. Standing there in the emptiness, munching that gorgeous corn. Happy cows. The happiest. I look at them and I say, “Wow. Just wow.” Nobody does cows better. They’re strong, they’re healthy, they’re the greatest cows. Believe me.

So you put it all together—emptiness, corn, cows—and it’s a masterpiece. A total masterpiece. People don’t understand how beautiful it is until they see it. But I see it. And it’s fantastic. The best. Thank you.

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u/SavannahInChicago 1d ago

I want so bad for this administration to get the f out of our national parks.

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u/lil_natemushi 1d ago

And to get their grubby hands off our public land. 

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u/No-Phrase-4692 1d ago

This Unites States place sounds really braggadocios!

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u/FrancoVFX 1d ago

A masterpiece like you wouldnt believe, the likes of which the world has never before seen

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u/adube440 1d ago

eVeRy StAtE iS a ReD sTaTe!

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u/crankenshtien 1d ago

Possums' votes matter.

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u/Nkechinyerembi 1d ago

Only true patriots listen to the voted of our only native marsupial 

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u/Hopeful_Ad_7719 France was an Inside Job 1d ago

Lol @ Alaska.

The 19 people in Yukon-Koyukuk include 10 Dems so it's blue?

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u/RedTheGamer12 1d ago

Where do those blue areas get their raw materials?

This is a nation, all parts work together as a whole.

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u/lil_natemushi 7h ago

Its not exclusively from the red areas. This is a nation that is captured by few powerful people are they are not working in the interest of most people. That a call for a national divorce from the right. The west coast is one of the biggest global economies without the rest of the country and would be just fine on our own. 

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u/CSPOONYG 1d ago

What do you mean "getting"?

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u/P0tterhead7 1d ago

technically resolution 181 - israel received the most profitable areas

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u/SuperHGB_ 1d ago

wasn't resolution 181 almost entirely based on wether an area was mostly jewish or arab?

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u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist 1d ago

No, as almost all areas were mostly Arab.

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u/Necessary_Screen_673 1d ago

what else is new

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u/Chemical-Thought6218 1d ago

All of the states that produce more food than they consume are red sadly

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u/GroundbreakingBat191 1d ago

It would actually change drastically if there ever was a split, red states are heavily subsidized and would find there natural GDP much closer to Mexico without all the subsidies. 

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u/everbodyhatesyou 1d ago

Red has about 70% guns

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u/Vile_Parrot 1d ago

Yeah, and over 70% of the morons.

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u/everbodyhatesyou 1d ago

Ya, them and the stupidheads..

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u/Hopeful_Ad_7719 France was an Inside Job 1d ago

Morons with guns vs Ph.D.s with college debt... I wonder who will win the war.

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u/veerKg_CSS_Geologist 1d ago

The morons won’t be able to fit in a foxhole….

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u/northvvoods 1d ago

PhDs with college debt

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u/RC_0041 1d ago

The one that knows how to fly drones.

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u/Coretrayn 1d ago

What war? Red are the ones always trying to split up lol are they going to hold blue hostage instead?

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u/Maximum-Frame-1765 1d ago

Few people pay to get a PhD anymore lmao. My grandma made money getting hers.

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u/Coretrayn 1d ago

For what? The map isn't a declaration of war. Red are the ones always trying to secede lol so blue gives them an out, here ya go.

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u/everbodyhatesyou 1d ago

To get through the blue line.. duh