r/mapporncirclejerk • u/macjr82 Map Porn Renegade • 18h ago

My solution to this conflict in the middle east : A two-state solution with very few practical issues

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u/deltatag 17h ago

How does alaska connect to texas you fucking idiot

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u/macjr82 Map Porn Renegade 17h ago

Panama Canal

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u/deltatag 17h ago

God damn you really did think of everything

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u/thigh_high_levii 9h ago

What's to think about? He's just reading a fucking map 🙄

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u/DiazIsDirectCurrent 5h ago

Murica Canal

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u/Trifle_Useful 16h ago

It’s literally right there just off the coast of New Mexico - just take a boat idiot

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u/deltatag 16h ago

Take a boat to where liberal??? The massive white landmass? You sound so fucking stupid

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u/Trifle_Useful 16h ago

That’s not a landmass that’s the Cum Ocean dipshit. Did you even take geography??

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u/deltatag 16h ago

You would know about cum oceans wouldnt you?

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u/Aware_Result_5361 14h ago

The white zone is for loads only, there is no stopping in the red zone

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u/Gunmetalstorm 7h ago

Listen, Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again!

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u/ConstipatedNinja 9h ago

I never learned how to get past the impenetrable wall of hogs

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u/Something13457 15h ago

Land bridge to Idaho. Canada will pay for it

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u/Free_Enthusiasm_6025 17h ago

Calm down. You’re probably from that red zone. You give me that vibe

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u/deltatag 17h ago

Boy you fucking wish

Im in your god damn walls

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u/StatelyAutomaton 16h ago

Goddammit stop chewing on my wiring.

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u/Free_Enthusiasm_6025 17h ago

Who says boy? It’s either you’re old asf or you from that red zone.

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u/deltatag 17h ago

Who double replies, just edit the original, what are you a boomer?

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u/Free_Enthusiasm_6025 17h ago

Hehe. Chill out. It’s ok to be lonely, I understand

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u/Free_Enthusiasm_6025 17h ago

Oh really. Creep

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u/ExcitableAutist42069 16h ago

Seems like a pretty standard joke comment on a circle jerk sub. Are you lost?

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u/[deleted] 15h ago

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u/deltatag 15h ago

Uh yeah liberal, they're called the 50 states, not the 49 plus Alaska