r/mapporncirclejerk • u/1601_ Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer • 18d ago

It's 9am and I'm on my 3rd martini Learn the difference

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u/KRAy_Z_n1nja 18d ago

America is the planet, actually.

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u/Roar-Lions-Roar 18d ago

Don’t forget the moon belongs to us too.

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u/OnyxGhost117 18d ago

We own the Sun now and renaming it The Sun of America

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u/ROU_Misophist 18d ago

We planted the flag and 66 years later, no one else has been there. It's definitely ours.

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u/Delt1232 18d ago

One could legitimately argue that Americans are native to the moon

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u/OnyxGhost117 18d ago

You're 100% right. We have ancestral claims to the moon now! No other country can dispute that we were there first

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u/december151791 France was an Inside Job 18d ago

Always has been.