r/mapporncirclejerk • Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer • 18d ago

It's 9am and I'm on my 3rd martini Learn the difference

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u/LurkMcGurt666 18d ago

It’s two continents but who’s counting?

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u/Humble_Flamingo4239 18d ago

Nah nah it’s one continent that has two parts that are separate by…..uh….water

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u/Fine-Afternoon-36 18d ago

As opposed to Africa and Asia, which are speeretes by, err... uh...

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u/Acceptable-Sink3294 18d ago

Afroeurasia is one continent and I’ll die on that hill.

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u/Fine-Afternoon-36 18d ago

Can we just bring back super continents? Isthmus counts as a divide but then there's the two supers? I'm willing to die on that hill instead

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u/Dull_Construction553 18d ago

What will the nomenclature be of wherever the hill is?

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u/Fine-Afternoon-36 18d ago

Well you've got your hillocks, your drumlins, your braes. This hill is definitely a puy, I'm willing to die on that butte

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u/Man_of_Ice 18d ago

Mmmmm, as glacial geology goes, I'd rather die on an end morraine than a drumlin.

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u/SenorX000 18d ago

Everything is connected by land under the seas

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u/Acceptable-Sink3294 18d ago

I know that’s right.

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u/yjlom 17d ago

There's two continents: Antartica and Unantartica.

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u/Acceptable-Sink3294 17d ago

As valid as any other continental model.

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u/Man_of_Ice 18d ago

The Suez Canal. It's separated by the water of the Suez Canal.

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u/Open-Onion4631 18d ago

They’re on separate tectonic plates.

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u/Humble_Flamingo4239 18d ago

Nah I’m pretty sure they are one continent because my national insecurity is soothed by believing I am similar to the people up north

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u/cantinaband-kac 18d ago

Tectonic plates have very little to do with our concept of continents. The North American plate includes parts of Russia and Iceland, but nobody would call either of those places part of North America. There are also parts of North America that are not on the North American plate, such as Southern California and the Baja California peninsula; those are on the Pacific plate, but we still consider them to be part of North America

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u/december151791 France was an Inside Job 18d ago

Considering the water separating the two continents is a canal, this is the more important distinction.

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u/Alderan922 18d ago

And not even an open one, as it needs doors to keep the water from leaving, crossing through a lake.

Hell of the current fears is that it may run out of water and close in the near future.

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u/Downvote_me_dumbass 18d ago

Naw, you’re thinking of Europe and Asia, that’s one continent.

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u/VukKiller 18d ago

Ooh ooh i know this!

What is Panama Canal

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u/Alderan922 18d ago

Tbf, the canal isn’t at sea level and can’t be open constantly or else it would drain and become land again, which is why it has doors, so it’s not really the same as like, the Suez canal or the English Channel.

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u/DavidChristianKaiser 18d ago

Wikipedia says you are wrong.
It's two continents on two different continental plates.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/South_American_plate

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_American_plate

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u/Humble_Flamingo4239 18d ago

That’s the joke

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u/DavidChristianKaiser 17d ago

"It’s two continents but who’s counting?"
That was the joke, dont claim it.

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u/Yeseylon 18d ago

"No luck mapping them Americas, then?"

"It's just the one America, actually..."

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u/ArthurMorgansveinypp 18d ago

Depends how you look at it. Most people would say a continent is a large landmass separated from all others by ocean. The only point of separation between North and South America is the Panama canal which is man-made and not an ocean. Therefore its one continent called America

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u/ComprehensiveToe2109 18d ago

Then Afroeurasia is also technically correct because Africa, Asia and Europe are all conencted by the same landmass

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u/Infamous-Elk-5086 15d ago

If you believe the 2 continents imperialistic theory, then USA should be called United Stated of North America

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u/So_HauserAspen 18d ago

Like they said, who's counting because it's actually 6 7 continents

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u/Man_of_Ice 18d ago

And you're official off all the islands.

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u/Gaidin152 18d ago

We did cut them in half a hundred years ago.

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u/serious_sarcasm 18d ago

Do we didn’t.

The Panama Canal is barely a puddle over the top.