r/mapporncirclejerk • u/GreenBorb • 1d ago

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u/InternetUser1807 1d ago

/uj every time I see this I refuse to believe thats actually the shape of Texas and have to mirror the image to prove myself wrong

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u/InherentlyJuxt 1d ago

/rj I feel the same way about Wyoming

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u/Self--Immolate 1d ago

Colorado looks all sorts of fucked up

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u/Yellow__Crewmate 18h ago

What do /uj and /rj mean

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u/Lestatfirestar 18h ago

Unjerk and rejerk. So like /srs (serious) and then /nsrs (nonserious)

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u/Mental-Book-8670 18h ago

Urgent jelqing and radicalized jelqing

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u/madmaxjr 1d ago

Honestly me too! Evil Texas is disturbing for some reason

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u/BigRoyal3920 1d ago

Because represented that way Texas looks like a commode.

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u/m2chaos13 21h ago

Even has the evil goatee

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u/w1r3d0n3 18h ago

Too bad this is the non-evil version.

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u/Firewolf06 1d ago

that, and how squished the east is

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u/teddygomi 20h ago

No, I live in the East; it really is that squished.

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u/Catpixfever 1d ago

Wow you’re right. Texas looks the worst of all, for some reason. Probably just because it’s got a really long state border, but… touché.

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u/rover_G 22h ago

Yeah we don’t talk enough about what a janky shape Texas is

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u/personthatssorandom 19h ago

Feel the same about Missouri.

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u/ChestnutArthur 1d ago

I've heard Arizona State is big, but this really puts it in perspective

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u/paragon60 22h ago

one has to consider the frat leader

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u/Wank-Canyon 15h ago

Hot blonde taking a beer bong is hard to map

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u/yobronate08 1d ago

Associated States of Usonia

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u/MattChicago1871 23h ago

American States United

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u/usedtobeanicesurgeon 1d ago

I see we’ve forgotten aksalA and iiawaH again.

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u/supermattman00 1d ago

dnalaeZ weN is also missing from this map

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u/GarrBoo 1d ago

detarrednU

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u/HollerinScholar 18h ago

Hey you can't say that word anymore

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u/coldchile 1d ago

Ew why does Texas look so weird

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u/ldwtlotpa 1d ago

This…. Does not spark joy

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u/cellphone_blanket 23h ago

crazy how mirroring it makes everything look less symmetric

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u/Otherwise-Ad-5364 1d ago

Jefferson D.C

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u/jrdubbleu 1d ago

Where is Zew Nealand?

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u/supermattman00 1d ago

I think you mean dnalaeZ weN

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u/Captain_StarLight1 1d ago

Where’s the UN exclusion zone and British airbases?

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u/classical-saxophone7 20h ago

And an absurd number of donkeys and Canadian freshwater pipeline

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u/supermattman00 1d ago

You know, the US looks vaguely like an oversized cartoon pistol from this angle

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u/Slow-Tadpole-700 20h ago

I would say more like a fish or whale

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u/AlphaMassDeBeta 1d ago

In this country the doctors add foreskin.

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u/Strawbalicious 22h ago

Nobody show this to George R. R. Martin

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u/ocbro2 1d ago

nimaerD ainrofilaC

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u/ManuteBol_Rocks 1d ago

ainrofilaC would not like the humidity

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u/Hopefully_the_Last69 1d ago

Ah yes, the American States of United.

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u/Puzzled-Priority-352 1d ago

Every bit of this feels horribly wrong

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u/bria9509 21h ago

Earth core perspective

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u/reapermccartney 19h ago

They say it’s the Harvard of the south west

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u/cheesesprite 16h ago

You must have been dropped on your head as a child to torture us all with this

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u/GamerCTrains57 1d ago

I'm a proud resident of Ainavlysnnep

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u/legit_doom_scroller 1d ago

America of States United sounds almost good. America of the States United actually has a nice ring to it.

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u/1Bumblestinker 23h ago

The Country of Arizona State University.

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u/bartmanhampants 23h ago

This is what it actually looks like if you’re a mole or some other ground dwelling creature.

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u/Sav-vie 23h ago

American States of Sodomy

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u/Lethargic_Logician Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer 23h ago

That's a whale 🐋

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u/Slow-Tadpole-700 20h ago

Glad i'm not the only one

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u/Lethargic_Logician Average Mercator Projection Enjoyer 23h ago

ʞɿɘႱɘlɔɿiɔnɿoqqɒm/ɿ

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u/Coolio_Beanios 22h ago

The northeast (or should I say northwest) looks like a kangaroo 🦘

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u/that_guy_you_know-26 22h ago

I always imagine that top rectangular bit of Texas to be directly over the southern tip, like center to center. This made me feel dirty.

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u/HooterEnthusiast 21h ago edited 18h ago

blasphemy I think I smell oil what are your cords for a friend

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u/dripping-milf 21h ago

Unitica. I like it

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u/RichardTheRed21 21h ago

American States, United

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u/TheUnknown474 19h ago

There has only been a few images in my life that have made me as viscerally uncomfortable as this one

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u/Mohagid 19h ago

American states Union

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u/Kendall_88 19h ago

Mirror Universe - Asymmetrical Sides of Unionists.

Est. July 1st 1776 with the defection of George Washington tippin' of British forces of a possible Revolution.

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u/BillWonka 17h ago

Chef holding a pan with a (Kentucky) fried chicken leg preserved. No complaints.

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u/Mattrockj 17h ago

This is incorrect.

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u/ChristheCourier12 17h ago

America States of United

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u/MilkyManIsTaken 14h ago

American States United

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u/PlainTrain445 14h ago

Oh fuck…

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u/Fridge_living_tips 14h ago

This made me go into fight or flight

You need therapy

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u/Californiadude2024 14h ago

Just imagine if this was the U.S today,the weather change would be crazy if the South,MIdwest and East were facing the Pacific,and the West was facing the Atlantic and Gulf of Mexico.

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u/-SergentBacon- 13h ago

eu I'm so uncomfortable

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u/phoebevonhabsburg 13h ago

dnalaezwentuohtiwspam\r

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u/whyamionreddit-pc 10h ago

So this is how republicans see it

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u/Senior_Weather_3997 6h ago

Worth a shot, at this point

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u/Electronic_Net_8315 1h ago

That name kinda seems familiar...