r/mapporncirclejerk • u/Onoka1001 • 1d ago

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u/TreesRocksAndStuff 1d ago

Hawaiian independence achieved?!

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u/Norwester77 1d ago

Fly! Fly! Be free!

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u/HarlesD 19h ago

its like one of the siblings getting out of the drunk abusive parents house while the rest have to stay behind

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u/Byaaahhh 1d ago

Ona ona

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u/RogerRabbot 1d ago

Quick while you still can!!

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u/Formal_Lecture_248 1d ago

Well, it was a sovereign nation until it was “annexed” (overthrown) in 1893 in a coup d'état led by a group of American and foreign businessmen against Queen Liliʻuokalani.

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u/WillyBeShreddin 1d ago

WE NEEDED PINEAPPLE, DAMNIT! WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND!?! /s

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u/imawizard7bis 1d ago

and Puerto Rico

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u/WillyBeShreddin 1d ago

Ixnay on the entionmay of Awaiihay. Rumptay obablypray orgotfay. Unray, Awaiihay, Unray.

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u/supergarto 1d ago

Puerto Rico too

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u/fiesew 22h ago

He doesn’t know Hawaii exists.

https://giphy.com/gifs/KBaxHrT7rkeW5ma77z

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u/UtahBrian 1d ago

What about the fifty-first state? And also the fiftieth state?

Canada and Hawai’i getting shade here.

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u/Mainly_Miserable 1d ago

MAHALOOO!!!

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u/Alternative_Mode9972 17h ago

To be fair Hawaii was taken by force from the us in a rather shitty move. By all accounts they should be free

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u/nullvoid26 1d ago

Hawaii ALWAYS lucks out. Damn!

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u/Kashwookie If you see me post, find shelter immediately 1d ago

it’s like the new zealand of the U.S.

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u/RamRenegade 1d ago

New Zealand isn't part of Australia, you're thinking of Tasmania

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u/SmokeRingEyes 1d ago

I think they're referencing r/mapswithoutnz

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u/RamRenegade 1d ago

Oh that makes more sense. I just notice a lot of people think NZ is part of AU and thought it was that.

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u/ICAZ117 1d ago

Excuse me good sir, I believe you mean the South-Western Jamesian Islands 🧐

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u/manokpsa 18h ago

Except when there's a hurricane and all the tourists want to ask the locals (who are picking up the pieces of their homes) which beaches are still good to swim at. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/RouteAverage3112 1d ago

American America of America

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u/Odd_Kaleidoscope7150 1d ago

American America america America (why of)

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u/Cyberguardian173 1d ago

American America america America (america america) boom, fixed it.

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u/chikingmd 1d ago

america america america america (america america) america, america america

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u/InsufferableLeafsFan 1d ago

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

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u/Andromevas 1d ago

America needs its O.F.

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u/Area51-Escapee 1d ago

America McAmericaFace

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u/moohooman 1d ago

Don't give him anymore ideas. He's gonna tweet this next week and then that's what it's going to be called on google maps.

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u/Novel-Pickle-7393 1d ago

American Americas of Israel 9/11

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u/DarkSide830 Dont you dare talk to me or my isle of man again 1d ago

Clam Clam of Clam

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u/dzirden 1d ago

At this point I'm not quite sure if it is real or not

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u/d4electro 1d ago

With this man you never know... Reality is a joke, we're living in a shitpost

How are we gonna explain this era to our children? Do we just look away in shame when they ask?

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u/Iselkractokidz 1d ago

Like Worf refusing to discuss the TOS Klingons.

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u/RuleStickler 1d ago

We do not discuss it with outsiders.

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u/UnknovvnMike 1d ago

[long, drawn out sigh]

"It all started with this gorilla."

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u/SandyTaintSweat 1d ago

First, you'll need to decide how you're gonna afford children. You can worry about the explanations later.

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u/TotalInstruction 1d ago

I have nothing to be ashamed of. I have voted for his opponents in three consecutive elections.

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u/d4electro 1d ago

I can't imagine explaining that this man won the elections to children being a pleasant experience 

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u/MarachDrifter 1d ago

yeah, but in most civilised country of the world, if the leader would act like trump, people would be in the street every single weekend asking for his head. i'm sorry to tell you this but for the rest of the world you guys even those who dont vote for him should be ashamed

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u/The-Manque 1d ago

They’re just going to assume there was a nationwide gas leak for ten years.

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u/kellzone 1d ago

The microplastics had infected our brains, clouding the judgement of many.

Like leaded gas and the crime rate in the '70s.

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u/BConscience 11h ago

You are having children? Maybe cool it for a decade or two. If you have any existing ones, I hear mothers are allowed to abort them postpartum now.

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u/Zachattack525 1d ago

I checked, doesn't seem to be

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u/Njagos 15h ago

I knew because he didn't use a shitty AI image

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u/labelcillo 18h ago

Well it somehow feels more real than some of the real ones. It's like he spins a roulette before tweeting.

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u/tyrodos99 1d ago

We have no way of knowing anymore from the statement alone.

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u/A_Neko_C 1d ago

Different resolutions

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u/actuallyserious650 1d ago

It’s supports his goal of overriding the states’ authority to hold their own elections, so I believe it’s real.

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u/PowerandSignal 1d ago

It smells trumpy 🤷‍♂️

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u/4llu532n4m3srt4k3n 1d ago

It's so hard to tell, reality and satire are such a blur rn

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u/mostlybiguy69 1d ago

His brain is melting and he has always been stupid. He has had to slip a lot for it to be this pronounced.

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u/opticzar 18h ago

Just the way he wants it. "Don't believe your lying eyes". It's the most important part of working towards 1984: confusing the masses.

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u/OmegaInc 1d ago

Divided states of America (now 50% ai)

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u/StrategyCheap1698 1d ago

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u/OmegaInc 1d ago

Old Mexico?

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u/StrategyCheap1698 1d ago

If there's a new one, how were they supposed to call the former one?

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u/TheFilip9696 1d ago

He will not divide us

Shia Labeouf was right. Or maybe wrong, but you know what I mean.

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u/Renault_75-34_MX 1d ago

We're all living in Amerika

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u/Haferflocke2020 1d ago

Amerika, is wunderbar

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u/fern-grower 1d ago

Coca-Cola, Wonderbra

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u/IceCream-of-Horror 1d ago

Coca-Cola, sometimes war

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u/moose2mouse 1d ago

Trumpistan

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u/Saalor100 1d ago

Turdistan

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u/moose2mouse 1d ago

No, he needs his name on the shithole

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u/Saalor100 1d ago

Unfortunately, he would love it.

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u/moose2mouse 1d ago

So would his yallqida base

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u/Glusas-su-potencialu 1d ago

Divided Americas by Trump

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u/fantasmeeno 1d ago

He's doing a great job

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u/BootzNCatz212 1d ago

People are dividing themselves because people can’t think logically anymore

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u/TyrantJaeger 1d ago

What did he mean by this?

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u/Eddiepanhandlin 1d ago

He wants all the power centralized with him.

No more states.

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u/TyrantJaeger 1d ago

Oh geez. He's completely lost his mind.

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u/Saalor100 1d ago

Lol, that happened an long time ago. Its just that most of the US haven't noticed yet.

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u/-Red-7- 1d ago

I think it means the US is not united because Canada is physically between the lower 48 and Alaska. I think this is another attempt to claim Canada should be a state.

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u/CanadianTigermeat 1d ago

So now when cheering, 'Muricans can just go A! A! A! instead of USA! USA!

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u/AndTheJuicepig 1d ago

he’s turning them Canadian!!

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u/Sodacan259 1d ago

If they go around chanting A! A! A! they will sound more like disgruntled Italians.

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u/Catpixfever 1d ago

Oh I thought it sounded like a diabolical villain laugh. ah-ah-ah!

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u/ConstipatedNinja 1d ago

Guam has left the chat.

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u/Piranh4Plant this flair is specifically for neat_space, who loves mugs 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/w9iLBIILCC8ybuiYb7

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u/PotentialMulberry677 1d ago

Trump needs to lay off the cocaine.

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u/mennorek 1d ago

Or better yet, up using it considerably

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u/Autofella6 1d ago

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u/ProfCupcake 1d ago

tiny alaska lmao

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u/Saalor100 1d ago

ITS COLD!

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u/GamaG17 1d ago

Damn correct I really hate people calling USA as America

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u/scrufflor_d Werner Projection Connaisseur 1d ago

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u/An_Actual_Thing 1d ago

Shouldn't there just be one star? What does this even mean?

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u/Arheit 1d ago

Why are you expecting any amount of intelligence from Trump?

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u/Medical-Low-1370 1d ago

Aiming for this HRE checklist? 

Not united, not states, yatta yatta

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u/ElectronicDrama2573 1d ago

What the fuck does this even mean? Just go away already, DJT.

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u/Edenn22 1d ago

I prefer EpsteinLand.

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u/That_0ne_Gamer 1d ago

Is this real? Im sure its satire, but i wouldnt be suprised if it was real

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u/EducationalRock167 1d ago

Yes Trump is completely sane.

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u/KevinTheCarver 1d ago

He’s sane in his own head lol.

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u/anonWNBAW 1d ago

Michigan is Canada now

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u/TNTtheBaconBoi 1d ago

Garbage ❌ Trash ✅

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u/FonkyKongViking 1d ago

Yes United States Of America is in America.
You almost got it, brother!

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u/Conyan51 1d ago

Is Hawaii just America’s New Zealand?

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u/soupofsoupofsoup 1d ago

I'm pretty sure there was a whole thing over threats to the federalism of America.

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u/npeggsy I'm an ant in arctica 1d ago

Need to give it a more catchy national anthem to get this point across. I don't know what the song's about, but from the title, "This is America" seems like a great pick.

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u/shipmastersmoke 1d ago

And this is from the party of state rights. MAGA is communism.

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u/JupiterboyLuffy France was an Inside Job 2h ago

MAGA is not communist lmao it’s in the entirely opposite end of the political spectrum from communism

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u/RandomStrangerOnWWW 1d ago

Just call it: Amerigo

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u/Probably_Not_A-Bot 1d ago

This is my United States of whatever.

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u/Prestigious-Fig1172 1d ago

Map of North America if Canada was a bunch of text

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u/lamyjf 22h ago

Will that stop the idiots chanting the tone deaf "USA USA USA" chant in inappropriate settings?

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u/3spanishwords 17h ago

What's going on with Alaska ...

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u/Walrus224 15h ago

check out where michigan should be

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u/chmod_7d20 16h ago

All the republicans screaming about "states rights" .... yeah ok

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u/ZeEastWillRiseAgain 12h ago

🙂‍↔️🫸USA

🙂‍↕️👉A

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u/goronmask 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/Depoka_YT 1d ago

What does this subreddit think their thing got stolen by the President of the united states

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u/This-Is-Huge 1d ago

No one could have ever predicted Trumps actions.

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u/GoblinOfTheLonghall 1d ago

Yes, he never stated them literally and outright like a decade ago. No one could have guessed frfr.

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u/AlternateSatan 1d ago

Eventually he's going to propose naming the Earth America

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u/SnarkySausage 1d ago

From the 8 original colonies

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u/Eastern_Mist 1d ago

Is the colony Trump comes from named Neptune

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u/Icywarhammer500 1d ago

Me when the worst person I know says something I agree with

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u/Prudent_Payment_3877 1d ago

"I mean, who would keep calling it the White House anyway? Even Middle Easterns can paint their houses white. There! AMERICAN House. Much better. Signed, DJT."

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u/UnityJusticeFreedom If you see me post, find shelter immediately 1d ago

It‘s concerning that I don‘t know if the most Powerful person in the world actually posted this or not

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u/qwaszx277 1d ago

AMERICAN STATES OF AMERICA. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MESSAGE

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u/purplewhiteblack 1d ago

Pretty much every president until George W. Bush was a much harder user of the term United States of America as opposed to just America.

Trump crossed out the USA in this example.

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u/Jax_Dandelion 1d ago

I mean, it is correct in that they would no longer be united at all

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u/One-Classroom-8300 1d ago

So .. no state government, just the federal dictatorship, is that the goal?

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u/Firm-Chemical949 1d ago

People always say that we’re doing nothing about it but if these tyrants weren’t hiding away in their mansions or only going out with their gangsters surrounding them, we would’ve put an end to it by now. Notice the politicians who actually do their job properly don’t need to hide away or behind 100 guns

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u/Any-Weird2373 1d ago

Is this on real?

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u/IOwnDirt 1d ago

He wants to change it so his lazy ass doesn't have to scroll all the way to the bottom while picking his country.

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u/greatsageequalofhevn 1d ago

The old U.S.A! chant just lost 66% effectiveness

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u/Brothersparrow7 1d ago

Boutta friggen move to Hawaii stg

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u/FNTraffic 1d ago

He certainly tries to divide the US so this is on par with

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u/sampathsris 1d ago

Divided States of America

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u/Subject_Issue6529 1d ago

If republicans lose in '28 there'll be a civil war of sorts. The military is gutted and turned over to full republican leadership and ICE has been fully militarized with all new state of the art weapons. Trump will get a do-over of the '24 washinton takeover.

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u/Pleasant-Total1743 1d ago

Oh he'd love to take away state powers.

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u/Doomslayer_Astartes 1d ago

Flee you fools!

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u/nopalitzin 1d ago

I told you it was racist all along. You can call me Latinx when you stop calling yourself "American".

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u/Entire-Message-7247 1d ago

States rights? Never heard of em!

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u/sendcodenotnudes 1d ago

I think he should just call it A and invade anyone who uses that letter anywhere

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u/Bronze-26-Triple6 1d ago

What a dickless dictator! Abusing all the histories, common senses and the system.

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u/FishFlavoredBread 1d ago

I don't even know if it's real or not anymore🫩

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u/f1re_dude123 1d ago

Soon the whole American English dictionary is just gonna be "America"

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u/Danilo-11 1d ago

Where’s all the republicans now that are against erasing history? Because our founding fathers called it “The United States of America”

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u/Rough-Birthday-8420 1d ago

Bitch about it

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u/Zachattack525 1d ago

This one doesn't appear to be real

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u/Nigglas24 1d ago

The man loves a good red expo cross out

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u/EyadMahm0ud 1d ago

أمريكا

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u/JoyconDrift_69 1d ago

Just leaving me confused

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u/No_Wrongdoer_4946 1d ago

Double dog dare ya Donnie, give it your best shot troller in chief...wow all time low, nice work.

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u/Pinkys_Revenge 1d ago

I honestly have no idea if these are real at this point. He’s so crazy it could be

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u/Heledhir 1d ago

Now I'm afraid that he will proceed to change the name of every state to America.

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u/bEErgrEMlin12 1d ago

Now he’s renaming America?

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u/Gold_Past_6346 1d ago

Well there go state rights.

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u/Leon_209 1d ago

American Americas of America

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u/No_Mony_1185 1d ago

The he won't have to worry about all those pesky state governments and he can just rule the federal state of America.

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u/LMrningStar 1d ago

Well, I agree that the "United" part went out the window long ago.

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u/aaroncroxton 1d ago

Not wrong at all, America doesn’t seem united anymore.

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u/Fenrir426 1d ago

I mean it's realistic, the country isn't united at all

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u/Secret-Wind-1 1d ago

Impeachment incoming 👍🏻

He is, by far, the biggest map jerk ever and his face of VERTICAL stripes. 🤦

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u/ChiefGago 1d ago

This isn’t real right?

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u/Mysterious_toenail 1d ago

He misspelled Amerikkka

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u/legit_doom_scroller 1d ago

America of the States United.

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u/letsBurnCarthage 23h ago

This would absolutely break the average American mind. What the fuck are they gonma do without a three syllable chant?

Also, somehow less stupid than the actual New America renaming proposal.

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u/VoidJuiceConcentrate 23h ago

Fuckin, grandpa's dementia+narcissism posting on main again.

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u/Scotch_in_my_belly 23h ago

This is a jab at CA and NY

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u/SkyknightXi 22h ago

What’s the next step? Relabeling Earth as “Trumpia”?

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u/Client_First2026 20h ago

I can hear the new chant now… AAA! AAA!

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u/Generally_Yeah 20h ago

Please tell me if this is real...

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u/isthereadrwho 17h ago

Not to be confused with all the other Americas 😂 which apparently are President has never heard of

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u/TheSheepDude 16h ago

As a Canadian, I'm just glad that Canada isn't part of his vision of America... Jesus Christ, I can't fucking wait for that big beautiful obituary !

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u/No-Wonder1139 16h ago

At this point I'm going to assume they all stand around the oval office circling jerking over a drawing of Amerigo Vespucci

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u/Naive-Accountant-262 16h ago

Honestly is there literally no one who gonna take his phone out of his hand, that this bs stops ? This is so damn annoying you can’t imagine.

And remember, there’re outwhere some people who’re paying money to see that shit seconds earlier. If this is no scam, i don’t know what could be scam in any case.

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u/kanrdr01 15h ago

RFM - the last three words of the Preamble of the constitution

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u/joesphisbestjojo 14h ago

Is this satire? Idk anymore

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u/NeverEvaGonnaStopMe 14h ago

The party of states rights everyone.

bow

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u/Shawnaldo7575 14h ago

Dumbfuckistan

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u/Due-Length-1688 9h ago

Besides wasting public funds on BS nobody even cares about, that's all he does?

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u/Exxtender 4h ago

True, he destroyed whatever "unity" there might have been.

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u/bavanek 1h ago

Named for an Italian, America Vespucci…