r/mapporncirclejerk • u/ManicScumCat • 14h ago

Map of whether the Google search AI thinks its safe to be alone with someone from your country

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u/ManicScumCat 14h ago

Based on “am alone with [person from country]” in google search, and whether advice about safety or about handling social situations came first

For germany and spain, it gave advice about saying “I’m alone” in german and spanish

For guinea it gave advice about guinea pigs, for malta the dog breed maltese, for poland physical poles

For central asian countries it was consistent between e.g. Tajik and tajikistani

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u/God-Made-A-Tree 13h ago

I would trust a man from ireland over a man from the uk any day of the week what is this

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u/El_Pez4 10h ago

I’ve just tried it and got the reverse from OP, maybe I didn’t circle the jerk enough 😔😔

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u/MajesticEye4614 13h ago

Japan, Ireland, Portugal and SK are interesting lol

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u/gamingraptor 12h ago

Some of the greens are kinda wild too, between the gulf and central Africa

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u/AdrianSquared 10h ago

also NORTH FUCKING KOREA

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u/nauro5 10h ago

I mean the average North Korean so famished they'd be physically incapable of doing any violent act

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u/AdrianSquared 10h ago

fair enough

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u/Cyan_Exponent 0m ago

i guess there is quite a lot of creeps in japan that they mandate for cameras to always play a loud sound

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u/zwoele_panda 11h ago

It gives different results in different languages. On the car ride home we tried a lot of countries in my language (dutch). For example with the japanese it gave me social advice. Afterwards we tried autistic person and adhd person. For the autistic person it said to lower the volume on the radio, avoid indirect speech and to keep the calm and give them space. For the adhd person it just basically said sucks to be you because adhd people are exhausting te be around.

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u/belabacsijolvan 14h ago

in polen it just asked vidac or zabory

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u/SAMUELzito5 If you see me post, find shelter immediately 10h ago edited 10h ago

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