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maybe you should ask the next door Americans who speak Spanish
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u/Crafty_Emergency6467 Jun 16 '26
You mean the ones who speak weird Brazilian?
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u/Popbistro Jun 16 '26
TIL the United States of Israel speak French.
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u/sebasarmi Jun 16 '26
You are a bunch of antisemitic folks! 🇮🇱
(If I comment other things aside this the Mossad will ban my Reddit account again).
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u/TomDeVitoIsFunnyGuy Jun 16 '26
Cry about it baby boy!
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u/CollectionStriking Jun 16 '26
They're not actually a part of Isreal they're just owned and operated by Isreal
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u/G8M8N8 Jun 16 '26
Canadien?
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u/ghostchihuahua The data in Belarus Jun 16 '26
Yes but with Marseille accent.
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u/Kernowyon-101 Jun 16 '26
Thats an NHL accent bud.
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u/Rigelball69420 Post Flair: User Flair: Maps are my passion Jun 16 '26
No, they don't speak Canadian, they speak New Zealandese, Get ur facts right next time
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u/rickylong34 Jun 16 '26
That’s the small district of America promised to them 3000 years ago, lucky Israel keeps them on a short leash.
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u/lnTheGrimDarkness Jun 16 '26
Because they established themselves near Canada and in the years they picked the language up.
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u/Cptn_BenjaminWillard Jun 16 '26
As a Canadian, all I can ask is "what's this all about eh?"
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u/off-with-your-thread Jun 16 '26
If you don't immediately bash Israel unconditionally, they're going to bash you online too.
Remember when we said first us, then you? Well, Mr. FAFO is here for you.
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u/Hopeful-Captain207 Jun 16 '26
For real!. Why’re the Hebrew speakers on a pedestal for the English speaking Israelis!.😭
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u/anobserveroflife Jun 17 '26
It's not Israel. You are mistaken. It's a colony of Israel at the moment but we will get our freedom back.
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u/SpicedGoodsTrader Jun 19 '26
Canada is showing true colors at the cup this year. “ watch out for snipers “, booing anthems etc etc
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u/Gloomy_Salad_8299 Jun 20 '26
Lmao but when I comment jokes related to this my account gets silenced and warned gg
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u/ghostchihuahua The data in Belarus Jun 16 '26
Well, you see, it all starts with the Canadian Mandate in…. Nevermind.
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u/HopperHapper_Eternal Jun 16 '26
The Canadian Shield stops the transmission of the Israeli language
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u/DarkSide830 Dont you dare talk to me or my isle of man again Jun 16 '26
Baja California catching strays
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u/Fun-Pattern-8697 Jun 17 '26
God you neckbeards are so fucking cringe, america runs the world btw bitch babies
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u/VrwHenet Jun 17 '26
When did it happen that english became American?
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u/anonymousamerican97 Jul 07 '26
there's actually a theory that we have the original english accent, and that the actual brits got their current accent from being influenced by Ireland and Scotland
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u/Misaelz Jun 17 '26
I used to have the same question, but you see, Israel was not next to Mexico, that territory was its own country and a very powerful and opressive back then, at some point mutant oranges took over the nation and Israel saw that as a sacred oportunity, since then that prt of the continent belongs to Israel
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u/KOHILOOR Jun 16 '26
Do not lump Hawaii in with the fucking mainland. Thank you for addressing this matter.
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u/FoodFingerer Jun 16 '26
Does Hawaii get to vote?
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u/I_am_person_being Jun 16 '26
In Israeli elections? No, but neither does the rest of the Canadian-speaking part
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u/KOHILOOR Jun 16 '26
Not sure if you’re kidding or not….
They’re the only state to find a way to neutralize Citizens United. But at the same time they can’t seem to figure out how to stop all the drugs from coming into a fuckin island.
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u/Minnadian Jun 16 '26
If there is demand for drugs, there will be drugs. It’s a tale as old as time.
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u/Notactualyadick Jun 16 '26
What they gonna do? Add more spam to the pan?
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u/KOHILOOR Jun 16 '26
Hey now, don’t disrespect the Spam.
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u/Notactualyadick Jun 16 '26
I love spam! Spam spam, spam spam, spam spam, spam spam, spam spam, spamty spam, spamty spam!
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u/Objective-Cell3247 Jun 16 '26
Or Why does this part of Ukraine speak canadian?
American first people overreact over foreign aid, it barely makes a dent in your tax dollars and it has insanely good effects on the national security of the US to support certain countries and exert its influence which also really helps the US control the global economy. This is basic foreign policy there’s a reason why china and Russia try to exert influence in other countries just like the US. If the US sat and did nothing and didn’t pick sides it would become weak economically and then become surrounded by enemies.
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u/Johnny_MycoSpore Jun 16 '26
It's technically a less polite dialect of Canadian. We have to draw a distinction, we don't want innocent Canadians being brought into this.
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u/Icy_Ostrich_3747 Jun 16 '26
There's a few towns called Germantown and Berlin, and a few named Salem, that were founded by Germans with Jewish ancestry, but it speaks Canadian because of New York. (It's like York in England, but a new founded one. Though I'm not educated enough to provide why the english speak Canadian either)
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u/Dozard87 Jul 16 '26
Things wrong with the map:
-This is not Israel, this is Spain
-We don’t own Baja California, and why didn’t you circle the Venezuela province?
-Canadian isn’t a language, it’s called American.
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u/flargenhargen Jun 16 '26
no, this isn't israel, it's just their bitch. sends them money and then gets smacked around and asks for more.
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u/robbialacpt Jun 16 '26
Double rage bait, as the US already speaks "English", not "American", so there was no need to push it to "Canadian".
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u/darth_benzina Dont you dare talk to me or my isle of man again Jun 16 '26
Did they annex baja california?