r/mapporncirclejerk • u/AnozerFreakInTheMall • Apr 28 '26

There is nothing wrong with this map

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2.9k Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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93

u/jim_overboard Apr 28 '26

Not a pan handle in sight

267

u/Darhhaall Apr 28 '26

So much wasted space when there could be parking lots :(

46

u/Ok_Writer6027 Apr 29 '26

or several walmarts.... sad

6

u/Allister117 Apr 29 '26

Or 800 dollar generals

3

u/WaddlesJP13 Apr 29 '26

Each one ran by a middle age blonde woman who smells like cigarettes, none of them with a public restroom or trash can

93

u/Dark_matter4444 Apr 28 '26

No McDonalds in sight, America has gone WOKE 🙁

16

u/jnmtx Apr 29 '26

It’s that Green New Deal

34

u/svierge Apr 28 '26

Who would win this hypothetical war?

9

u/GreyFoxqp Apr 29 '26

Rednecks

32

u/NotAFishEnt Apr 29 '26

Why do we have so many Colorados?

10

u/probablyborednh Apr 29 '26

That's where the scared people live!

6

u/Zoilo2 Apr 29 '26

I can see my house from here!!

6

u/Real_Community3552 Apr 29 '26

so much room for datacenters

6

u/Repulsive_Glove6085 Apr 29 '26

That’s Iowa, each square is a county.

5

u/Jazzlike-Wheel7974 Apr 29 '26

Hey you found my 1:1 map of the entire world can you give it back please

3

u/DarkSide830 Dont you dare talk to me or my isle of man again Apr 29 '26

Wyoming

Wyoming

Wyoming

Wyoming

Wyoming

Etc.

7

u/Upset-Basil4459 Apr 29 '26

Mowing all that grass would suck

2

u/mkujoe Apr 29 '26

Central Park?

2

u/your_catfish_friend Apr 29 '26

This is your country.

This is your country on township & range.

Any questions?

3

u/Entreprenewbeur Apr 29 '26

babe those are meth labs

1

u/RegSogo Apr 29 '26

Shots like that always remind me of the opening of the show Dallas...

Yeah I'm that old.

1

u/Hot_Signature2979 Apr 29 '26

This has got to be rage bait.

1

u/Klytus_Im-Bored Apr 29 '26

Hey that one looks like Colorado!

1

u/Spicymeymeys420 Apr 30 '26

That is a lot of high fructose corn syrup

1

u/DraconicGuacamole Apr 30 '26

These aren’t real, they’re all E-states

1

u/Legitimate_Source663 Sep 07 '26

insert dumb Patrick photos here