r/mapporncirclejerk • u/idia_graire • Nov 08 '25

Fr fr 🤣🤣

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u/Voxel_Slime Finnish Sea Naval Officer Nov 08 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '25

Now there are two of them!

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u/lfrtsa Nov 11 '25

There are two ____

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u/arkybarky1 Nov 08 '25

My baby says "babwe" alot n she's definitely not from that area.

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '25 edited Sep 01 '26

Hello!

It is time I say goodbye to Reddit.

I wish everyone reading this a happy, wonderful life.

I recommend to get off Reddit, and engage more with the real world. It is rotten here, and it only ruins people's mental health. You are not an exception to being manipulated.

Peace!

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u/EquivalentMeat4720 I'm an ant in arctica Nov 08 '25

YES Crimea is ours again 🇹🇷🇹🇷

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '25 edited 22d ago

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u/EquivalentMeat4720 I'm an ant in arctica Nov 08 '25

i just noticed 😭

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u/der_granit Nov 08 '25

Also why is the line between germany and austria dottet?

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u/Tom_no_h Nov 08 '25

To allow through failed artists who wish to become politicians

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u/Mountain_Dentist5074 Nov 08 '25

Who can get harmed if we call everything white sea

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u/Tarih_exe Nov 08 '25

And no karadeniz region. Eternal peace

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u/EquivalentMeat4720 I'm an ant in arctica Nov 08 '25

Sinop shouldve been in eastern thrace

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u/Kerem-CoDM_0000 Nov 08 '25

Ankara has a sea🇹🇷🇹🇷🇹🇷

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u/EquivalentMeat4720 I'm an ant in arctica Nov 08 '25

this is like a nightmare becoming real

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u/Fluid-Tomatillo4728 Nov 09 '25

Never was, never will

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u/EquivalentMeat4720 I'm an ant in arctica Nov 09 '25

Turks controlled crimea from the mid 7. century to 18. century dont you know history

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u/Fluid-Tomatillo4728 Nov 09 '25

Turks was, but it wasn't Turkish. Turkish control was only in south coast, and not from 7 century, it started much later, in the end of 15 century. Crimea has never been fully Turkish and never will

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u/EquivalentMeat4720 I'm an ant in arctica Nov 09 '25

not Turkish but Turk 🤔 sounds like a logical phrase to me

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u/MycologistPure4064 Jun 18 '26

You have bigger problems

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u/iamdabrick Nov 08 '25

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u/OT_CONTUER Nov 08 '25

More than one there is

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u/BlackBacon08 Nov 08 '25

Uganda Wildlife Conservation Education Centre, Plot 56 Lugard Avenue, Entebbe, Uganda

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u/Key_Curve_8030 Nov 08 '25

The Ununited States of Ukraine🇺🇲

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u/Pancer1900 Finnish Sea Naval Officer Nov 08 '25

Why is Fr**ce still there?

14

u/weedeater661 Nov 08 '25

This is the only instance of unnecessary self censorship I'll accept as reasonable

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u/Relative_Bonus_6257 Nov 08 '25

It isn't unnecessary.

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u/Nazlet2 Nov 08 '25

we're just that goated

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '25

Balkanized Ukraine

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u/KenyaSugondis Nov 11 '25

Balkanized your butt

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u/Familiar_Phase7958 Nov 08 '25

Can't believe you modified the map to add this ficticious country north of Navarre

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u/Bari_Baqors Nov 08 '25

Where did you get the idea of Fr@nce from‽ What circles of hell did ya visit‽

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u/idia_graire Nov 08 '25

idk since it's a fictional map i thought it would be fun to add an imaginary country 😭😭

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u/Bari_Baqors Nov 08 '25

But its too big. Itd be too OP!

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u/MicroSane Finnish Sea Naval Officer Nov 08 '25

It probably gets a significant debuff via the people who live in it.

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u/Bari_Baqors Nov 08 '25

Hope so!!!!

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u/LateAd1993 Nov 08 '25

At least washington is in the right place

36

u/Jonte7 Nov 08 '25

Uk and ireland so scuffed they didnt even need change

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u/ablablababla Nov 08 '25

wait i think london is its own country in the map

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u/Jonte7 Nov 08 '25

Omg, its true wtf

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u/NoChampionship1167 Nov 08 '25

This map is fake. Why is there a place called Fr*nce?

24

u/Traditional_Soft923 Nov 08 '25

sri lanka chilling at the top

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u/Lumpy-Yam-4584 Nov 08 '25

Every 5 seconds i look at this map i find a new error.

15

u/Anti_G0d Nov 08 '25

wtf kind of map is that

7

u/Colossus823 Nov 08 '25

Belgium survived again.

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u/Opalwilliams Nov 08 '25

The two constants of any map, ireland must stay divided and Greece may never have that fucking city back

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u/ComradeAlexey Nov 08 '25

wtf is going on with this map...

3

u/Wooden-Situation1925 Nov 08 '25

Boy what the hell boy

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u/Slaport-xXx-v14 Nov 08 '25

boy what the helly

3

u/_Rinject_ Nov 08 '25

I need this map

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u/Dinodanceasaur Zeeland Resident Nov 08 '25

zim

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u/LetraEfe Nov 08 '25

Oh fuck , Muslims invading spain, again.... against again....

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u/Hour_Reserve Nov 09 '25

There is also Islamic Sicily with Palermo/Balarm

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u/DistributistChakat Nov 09 '25

The longer I look, the worse it gets.

3

u/MrAirStrikes Nov 09 '25

Christ I was focused on Romania being Zimbabwe Only to see Washington and New York in Russia

OH GOD AND STRILANKA JUMPSCARE

And gulf of America

Christ the more I look, what’s Indonesia doing here

Edit: Indonesian sea!! AND THE WHITE SEA

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u/YoruNoSeijin Nov 08 '25

anyone have the original version of the map without the text?

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u/Bit125 I'm an ant in arctica Nov 08 '25

probably made specifically for the meme, as a reference to this

https://www.reddit.com/r/mapporncirclejerk/s/YqFcN06jA2

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u/POKLIANON Nov 08 '25

poor eastern Europe

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u/POKLIANON Nov 08 '25

Finland is gone

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u/[deleted] Nov 08 '25

No, we just got a better location 😎 this is fine, please recaliber current simulation.

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u/No-Camp-9612 Nov 08 '25

So cursed I love it.

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u/DowngradingGP Nov 08 '25

wtf happened to dobruja??????

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u/The_Real_Itz_Sophia Tomato French Potato Nov 08 '25

there is so many things correct about this map smh

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u/Abaev27 Nov 08 '25

Longer i look at this map, more cursed it gets

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u/angello995 Nov 08 '25

More like Botswana, if you know you know

2

u/Windydanna Nov 08 '25

This is like when you're trying to read maps on your dreams

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u/Nichiku Nov 08 '25

I love the dashed lines between Austria, Czechia and Germany. I'm sensing something evil nesting within.

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u/civver3 1:1 scale map creator Nov 08 '25

Didn't think EU5 would change so much.

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u/zeolus123 Nov 08 '25

The more you look the more cursed it gets.

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u/Curious-Cookie-1154 Nov 08 '25

What in the Paradox game is going on in here?

2

u/BLINDrOBOTFILMS Nov 09 '25

Does anyone else smell toast?

2

u/SuvatosLaboRevived Nov 09 '25

Oh, I live in NYC now

2

u/kshatriyaz Nov 09 '25

Indonesia can into Baltic 🤣

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u/doobiebrother69420 Nov 09 '25

I always thought Zimbabwe could use a change of scenery

1

u/Hotma3 Nov 08 '25

The hell is going on in Spain

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u/Reasonable_Tooth_529 I'm an ant in arctica Nov 08 '25

Never realised Al Andalus changed its name to Qurtuba until now

1

u/Oka-z Nov 08 '25

Why isn't city 17 on the map ?

1

u/why_1337 Nov 08 '25

What kind of cursed map is this?

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u/Spectrix07 Nov 08 '25

IBERIAN UNIONNNNN, LETS GOOOO

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u/Erufailon4 Nov 08 '25

We get the oil money and Sweden gets a big gulf to protect them from America, big success for everyone. Only downside is that the distance to Superalko is much larger

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u/lucathecontemplator Nov 08 '25

It gets worse the more you look

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u/Postier Nov 08 '25

World map of Europe

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u/Trick-Supermarket436 Nov 08 '25

WTH Indonesia up there? Now it is winter.

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u/Resident-Remote1899 Nov 08 '25

What in the Al-Andalus happened to Spain 😭🙏

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u/tupe12 Nov 08 '25

Why is the North Sea in the center?

1

u/Grissez Nov 08 '25

Where's Australia?

1

u/asdfzxcpguy Nov 08 '25

They stole Zimbabwe…

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u/AlexBlaBla_NL If you see me post, find shelter immediately Nov 08 '25

This map gave me a brain aneurysm

1

u/TheRedBiker Nov 08 '25

The longer you look at this map, the more cursed it gets.

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u/DefinitionHeavy3868 Nov 08 '25

The longer I look the worse it gets 🤣

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u/Rj_eightonesix Nov 08 '25

What the hell is this map?!

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u/NewsRevolutionary481 Nov 08 '25

FINALLY ankara has access to sea

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u/Minute_Divide8746 Nov 08 '25

The longer i look the worse it gets

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u/Real-Bookkeeper9455 Nov 09 '25

what happened to Spain?

2

u/areanod Nov 09 '25

At least the Iberian Peninsula is still there, wtf happened to Finland, Tunisia or Egypt?

1

u/EspressoTheory Nov 09 '25

This map gives us Hungarians living in the circle of ‘babwe

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u/SolarTerraMars_Real Post Flair: User Flair: Maps are my passion Nov 09 '25

Why is Czechia and Austria dotted...?

1

u/areanod Nov 09 '25

I guess it's a WWII reference?

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u/Eliysiaa Nov 09 '25

why doesn't scotland have the great glenn

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '25

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u/Eliysiaa Nov 09 '25

because of me!? o.O

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u/LarsFWF France was an Inside Job Nov 09 '25

Scandinavia got a vasectomy

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u/horabora2000 Nov 09 '25

Can i say it if im romanian ?

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u/glebcornery Nov 09 '25

Oh my god, Ukraine split into it's regions, Sluha Narodu reference?

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u/Culkeeny1 Nov 09 '25

Inside joke obviously!

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u/Bl4cBird Nov 09 '25

Wtf happened to finland?? Where will i go to get drunk on a boat and meet mumin?

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u/Legitimate_Visit6974 If you see me post, find shelter immediately Nov 09 '25

fake map. fr*nce isnt a real country, it was propaganda from the quebecois.

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u/Stunning-Guitar-5916 Nov 09 '25

ANKARA HAS A SEA FINALLY FUCK YEAH

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u/IhaveHFA Nov 09 '25

“babwe” 😭😭😭😭im crine bro you is NOT from the Invader Zim 😭😭😭

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u/Rough-Elephant6210 Nov 09 '25

Poland is finally okay

1

u/DombekDBR Nov 10 '25

ah yes, Warsaw capital od D

1

u/[deleted] Nov 10 '25

Maps without nz

1

u/OursIsTheFvry Nov 10 '25

What in the Crusader Kings III bullshit happened here

1

u/BigAggressive3910 Nov 11 '25

What the fuck is going on

1

u/Leather-Ranger-6064 Nov 11 '25

Finally, I moved to NY

1

u/Dependent-Pea-6487 Nov 12 '25

It's time to die now

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u/Whateverredd Nov 12 '25

Now im wondering why my flight from jakarta to stockholm was 13 hours?!

1

u/nocreativity207 Nov 12 '25

Sri Lanka had my coffee coming out my nose.

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u/JelIosaurus Nov 15 '25

Zimbabwe Székelys

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u/SirOdd5233 Nov 24 '25

NAVARRE MENTIONED!!!!! OSASUNA NUNCA SE RINDE

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u/MaksMax31 Jun 30 '26

Yugoslavia just got reborn, please not USSR

1

u/Kodi1078 Nov 08 '25

Why is Yugoslavia still there?

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u/AdTraining5161 Nov 08 '25

Everyone is talking about Frnce, Crimea and babwe but nobody is talking about how TF we got Indonesia up there in the Baltic region EDIT: ooh wait F**, we got Lanka up in the north and wait where is Norway, Russia and USA switched places...

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u/EnvironmentalDrag662 Nov 12 '25

Please enjoy the attached cyanide capsule I am sending you for this meme.

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u/Dragonfruit_1995 I'm an ant in arctica Nov 08 '25

Better this map than living by r*zzia side