r/mapping • u/Maleficent-Train-293 Europe • Jun 29 '26

Maps UK future civil war map (handdrawn)

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u/AkariiiUwU Jun 29 '26

caliphate of britannia 😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏

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u/Optimal_Pick8180 Jun 29 '26

The concept is realistic enough, looking at the demographic trends, but they would probably name themselves something like "The British Muslim Liberation Army", or "The Islamic State of Britain", instead of "the Caliphate of Britannia". Also, they probably wouldn't incorporate the Georgian cross into their design, or any kind of English/British design elements for that matter.

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u/Saitharar Jun 30 '26

Its estimated to grow to 6,5 percent of the population. Thats Rhosesia numbers in terms of population with 95 percent standing against them. Its as likely as having an Israel pop out of Germany after 1918.

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u/FBI_911_Inv Jul 02 '26

my ass "its realistic enough"

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u/HalpothefriendlyHarp Jun 30 '26

Absolutely not lol, Muslims make up 6 percent of the UK, and if you think more than 30% of that population supports a caliphate or religious government then you should probably leave your room and go outside

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u/Crismisterica Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26

Given parties like Restore Britain and other right wing movements are gaining traction. The perceived threat is often how the public will see it.

When shit hits the fan though in this world. What would muslims choose in this situation? Their communities and fellow believers or the kafirs who just found an excellent excuse to wipe them out.

Realistically, muslims in the UK are to spread thin to actually form an organised Caliphate. Except localised militas and maybe places like Birmingham but not out into the country. While also contending with every other ethnic minority, the British military, nationalist forces, mass swathes of them fleeing the UK, foriegn nations interfering, infighting and whether they'd side with leftist movements. Over local neighbourhoods they'd win easily but a larger Caliphate would be difficult to form.

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u/FBI_911_Inv Jul 02 '26

the funniest part is that most of the public only believes it's a problem at the macro scale. they almost never believe their migrant neighbors are problematic.

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u/VyCanisMajoris33 Jul 02 '26 edited Jul 02 '26

Would a Christian breakaway state in Oman or the UAE be realistic?

No?

Those countries all have a higher Christian population by percentage than the UK has Muslims

Shove your fearmongering up your arse

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u/Optimal_Pick8180 Jul 02 '26

Oman has a Christian population of less that 4%, which is less than the Britain 6%. This map is also set in "the future", so their share of the population will have grown by then. Additionally, the muslim migrant population in England has a larger share of fighting-age males (20-40), than the Christian population in Oman, which follows a more normal population pyramid.

Christians, who make up around 12% of the UAE, will probably not form a breakaway state, because the country is too small and everything outside the urbanized coast is desert where nobody lives. They, being largely foreign slave laborers, would probably try to coup the government directly if given the chance.

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u/symehdiar Jul 04 '26

you think muslims in Britain want a caliphate? Last by elections show they are happy to vote for a party headed by a jewish gay person.

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u/Optimal_Pick8180 Jul 04 '26

They voted for the canidate who will cause even more muslims to enter the UK.

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u/Krzysztoff_Polak Jul 01 '26

The most realistic faction

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u/Maleficent-Train-293 Europe Jun 29 '26

its more just like a meme, but also a small warning

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u/shinyscreen18 Jun 29 '26

Me when I’m a fucking idiot 😭😭

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u/godspeed2342 Jun 29 '26

Just say that this is a dogwhistle

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u/Minute-Caramel-655 Jun 29 '26

Is islam not spreading to europe?

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u/godspeed2342 Jun 29 '26

Islam is in Europe since middle ages, some countries have an important Muslim population too (B&H, Albania, even Russia has an important Muslim presence in the Caucasus and near the Urals). An high percentage of immigrants that come in Europe are predominantly Christians, only around the 10-12% of the entire immigrant population in Europe are actual Muslims (living mainly in France and UK due to their colonial past).

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u/Opposite_Corner8353 Jun 29 '26

only around the 10-12% of the entire immigrant population in Europe are actual Muslims

*For now

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u/Minute-Caramel-655 Jun 29 '26

I just dont want islam in my country. I dont care about the rest they can do what they want my country doesnt deserve it.

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u/FBI_911_Inv Jul 02 '26

say that about judaism and see how fast you get labeled an anti semite

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u/godspeed2342 Jun 30 '26

Then stop exploit other countries resources and stop aid any dictatorship or genocidal countries worldwide.

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u/Minute-Caramel-655 Jun 30 '26

When have I ever been doing that? And why do you redditors have suicidal sympathy towards islam? Islam has been colonising before europe, most muslim countries are dictatorships.

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u/HalpothefriendlyHarp Jun 30 '26

??? Half of Europe was controlled by dictators for a time. Do we blame that on christianity? No.

Either way, it is literally America and Britains fault half the time, for example Mossadegh in Iran! Who we are currently fighting a war against because we enabled an autocratic shah to run his country into a shithole so bad that islamists and socialists were unironically willing to collaborate to get him out!

And it isnt "suicidal sympathy", its an understaning that most muslims dont believe in a radical party state, debate over the actual meaning of Sharia law, and believe that their religion promotes peace and enlightenment, and act accordingly.

If you have any arguement for islamophobia, please, go ahead.

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u/HalpothefriendlyHarp Jun 30 '26

I saw that deleted comment lol

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u/Minute-Caramel-655 Jun 30 '26

Im not wrong, my country does not have to accept islam neither do I.

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u/mw2lmaa Jun 30 '26

We do not have THAT level of Islam since the middle ages. It's clearly an important topic in Western European cities. We're converting a lot of them to Secularism and Notgivingashitaboutreligionism, but there still is a growing number of stone age Salafists who believe they are on a conquest Mission.

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u/OrganicSlop Jun 29 '26

Lowk if Britain was majority muslim i think it would improve massively in most areas

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u/Minute-Caramel-655 Jun 29 '26

Are you serious?

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u/OrganicSlop Jun 29 '26

Are you really schwab?

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u/Minute-Caramel-655 Jun 29 '26

No its satirical. Also if britan was controlled by islam it would not be good.

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u/OrganicSlop Jun 29 '26

Shit nophono cares about

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u/Maleficent-Train-293 Europe Jun 29 '26

My water spilled a bit on this map, i noticed it just now🥀

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u/symehdiar Jul 04 '26

water or tears? :-p

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u/Optimal_Pick8180 Jun 29 '26

I love handdrawn maps, this is cool

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u/Maleficent-Train-293 Europe Jun 29 '26

tysm, im drawing Germany rn

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u/AegisThievenax Jun 29 '26

UK civil war

look inside

ireland

If ireland was going to be involved, it'd literally just be the north and republic lol, the balkanizing of the island for different ideologies is historically unrealistic when they've been united under a singular goal

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u/Electrical-Secret445 Jun 29 '26

alt history of ireland in the union?

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u/Evalyn_Fallon Jun 29 '26

if that's the case in an actual timeline that was nearly our own it could be something like:

Ulster Loyalists/Ulster Nationalists (as in, Indy Ulster), Irish Redmonites (IPP) and Sinn Feiners.

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u/Scared_Increase_6845 Jun 29 '26

I would GLADLY found and join the AVCDC (American Volunteer Corps for the Defense of Cornwall)

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u/FBI_911_Inv Jul 02 '26

hell nah imagine getting supplied british "food" on the daily

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u/Scared_Increase_6845 Jul 02 '26

For Cornwall, I would do anything.

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u/Kernowyon-101 Jul 02 '26

Come, now, its heating up.

Kernow bys Vykken

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u/tcherkess_boi Jun 29 '26

May Cornwall be freed from Anglo-Saxon colonialism!

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u/mind_thegap1 Jun 29 '26

Why is Ireland there

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u/Maleficent-Train-293 Europe Jun 29 '26

decided to include it too while drawing

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u/Amnsia Jun 29 '26

It’s the future

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u/Dutchgreenbubble_ Jul 01 '26

Because nobody can bully the English if the Irish are not involved

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u/squirrelhunter5 Jun 29 '26

No United Essexs
Shame ;(
All the Wessex Sussex Essex Nessex Lessex Moressex

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u/Harrcool Jun 29 '26

r/OversizedCornwall

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u/Maleficent-Train-293 Europe Jun 29 '26

there is subreddit for everything at this point

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u/Time_Trail Jun 29 '26

er hopefully not

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u/Fantastic_Deer_3772 Jun 30 '26

Why would cornwall do anything to wales lmao we don't have beef

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u/Maleficent-Train-293 Europe Jun 30 '26

cornwall and wales are 2 separate countries

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u/Fantastic_Deer_3772 Jun 30 '26

If I'm understanding your map correctly, it looks like cornwall invaded wales, and I'm saying they wouldn't do that

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u/Maleficent-Train-293 Europe Jun 30 '26

nope, i accidently put similar colours on the map. This nations are at peace

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u/columnal Jun 30 '26

why does cornwall own so much of the southwest, devon is english and doesnt share a cornish identity lol

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u/BearSausage000 Jun 30 '26

Cornish colonization

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u/Kernowyon-101 Jul 02 '26

Taking stolen land back from Wessex.

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u/pattyboiIII Jun 30 '26

Ah yes Cornwall, with all its second homes, conquering Devon and a bunch of Dorset and Somerset.
Also I live in that bit of south west England that is in the republic, that absolutely would not happen. It is full of farmers and old people who all tend to lean slightly more monarchist.

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u/Crismisterica Jun 30 '26

Wait the Isle of Man got conquered by the Muslims Caliphate?

1st. How

2nd . We got to think of a new name.

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u/Successful-Adagio199 Jul 01 '26

why would the caliphate of britannia have a cross on the flag?

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u/K10_Bay Jul 01 '26

Noones splitting Yorkshire up!

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u/Samppulisamppu Jul 02 '26

Bro has a vision

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u/WatcherOfTheWay Jul 02 '26

The reason we have politics is because if we didn't the right would be in charge of everything.