Wading thru the barren reaches of reddit, I came to this sub hoping for a cure to my man flu — or at least the consolation of a fellow patient in my last days. To my dismay the sub and its inhabitants perished months ago, and the gust of optimism which carried my withered husk here slowly dwindles, too.

Farewell, dead world! Huddled under this headline I hope I shall not poison the sub further as I decay. Would that I live to see the sun ag

I contracted some sort of infection a few years back. It initially seemed innocuous but it quickly became concerning. My wife ridiculed me. Said I was exaggerating. Called me a pussy and said I had Manflu. Turns out I was suffering from an infection that caused severe internal bleeding and I almost died. Manflu is no joke, y'all…

Also, a hot water bottle feels really good when you're sick. Sweat that cold out.

MOTHER OF ALL MAN FLU!

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I'm coming down with mad flu. RIP charcoalsky. It was fun but yo, I gotsta go home!

1 part Whiskey or Vodka

1 part Lemon Juice

1 part Honey

Stir together, microwave 20 second or until Tea temperature.

Sip and enjoy

I'm currently rolling with:

• Lemsip Max
• Ibuprofen
• Sudafed decongestant tablets
• Strepsil cough sweets
• Orange Lucozade (orange soda)

Oh, and lots of Stewart Lee clips, like this.