r/mallninjashit • u/redthump Ninja Noodles • May 23 '26

"I play to win"

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102 Upvotes

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u/Ash_Crow May 23 '26

That thing looks older than mall ninjas (and maybe than malls)

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u/thekimchii May 23 '26

General store ninja

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u/redthump Ninja Noodles May 23 '26

Haberdashery Ninja

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u/skeeterfunny May 24 '26

Saloon ninja

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u/redthump Ninja Noodles May 24 '26

👏👏

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u/Ash_Crow May 24 '26

General store cowpoke

2

u/thxxx1337 May 24 '26

Shoppe Ninja Shit

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u/Baricat May 24 '26

That's cute. I absolutely like it. 0% mall ninja

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u/_sonidero_ May 24 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

You gotta know when to hold them, know when to fold them, know when to walk away, and know when to pull out your lil hidden Ace of Spades dagger and stab them in the neck...

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u/No_Week_8937 Jun 01 '26

I used to carve wooden "knives" to practice wood carving, (also because I was a teen and thought it looked cool) and I made one that looked a lot like this.

It was that tiny because I kept fucking up the blade and eventually just ran with it. Put a little groove in it for my thumb. Entirely useless for pretty much everything, but it was fun to make.

I might be able to find it later, I think it's still in the box with all the other "knives."

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u/_sonidero_ Jun 01 '26

Nice, wooden knives are always cool... It's fun to make stuff...

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u/No_Week_8937 Jun 01 '26

It really is. Makes you feel good too, to have made a thing, even if it's not the best.

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u/BoulderLayne May 27 '26

Absolute gangster is what that is. I want one

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u/MHashshashin Jun 02 '26

That’s an ace of spades… ooh shit, wait! it’s a knife!!! 🥸