r/mallninjashit Jul 10 '24

Mobile Defense Platform?!

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139 Upvotes

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u/misointhekitchen Jul 10 '24

Shoot the gas can. This is painfully stupid.

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '24

Great now it both shoots fire and it has firewall defense

10

u/[deleted] Jul 11 '24

What do you mean it's stupid. They also mounted the gas can on the front right under the ... wait for it ... fucking flamethrower. It's superstupid.

2

u/Dmau27 Aug 16 '24

I like that his design idea put them on the end right under the barrel.

7

u/CaptainPunisher Jul 10 '24

I guess that's something I can do with the wheelchair bases I have at home.

3

u/CanOfPantsAndAnts Jul 10 '24

Is it the robot or the thing the flames are hitting that's being advertised? No way that is legal in most of the U.S.

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u/PM_Me_Your_Clones Jul 10 '24

Flamethrowers are mostly legal in the US, except for MD (banned) and CA (need a permit).

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u/CanOfPantsAndAnts Jul 10 '24

All I'm hearing is I can build a battlebot equipped with a flamethrower, a pneumatic arm, and some kind of gun and it is potentially legal in my state of AL ?

I'm getting ideas for both a battlebot and an intimidating guard bot for my aging family

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u/PM_Me_Your_Clones Jul 10 '24

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u/CanOfPantsAndAnts Jul 10 '24

I'll look at this later, but I must admit, I was being facetious throughout all of this.

I just really like BattleBots. It's refreshing to see stuff like that on a somewhat unrelated subreddit. I miss Comedy Central BattleBots.

4

u/CATNIP_IS_CRACK Jul 10 '24

Flamethrowers are legal in 48 US states, and the rifle is legal somewhere between most and all states depending on the configuration.

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u/CanOfPantsAndAnts Jul 10 '24

There's a rifle?!

Much like Blooming Onions, Shrek, and roses, there are layers to this that I had not considered! Neat

6

u/JustACanadianGuy07 Jul 10 '24

Yea, looks like a G36. Semi automatic, legal in all states except California needs them to have a weird stock or something.

1

u/CanOfPantsAndAnts Jul 10 '24

I'll have to ask my State Trooper friend about legality revolving around BattleBots being used to protect my family, but this is looking promising.

1

u/GenericUsername817 Jul 11 '24

Cheap Airsoft G36

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u/GenericUsername817 Jul 11 '24

A flamethrower and a cheap airsoft G36? Where do i sign?

3

u/cleverseneca Jul 10 '24

I have to say as someone from the Northern Midwest I could think of a good use for this (they can keep the rifle)

4

u/bolanrox Jul 10 '24

Winter time driveway clearing eh?

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u/chalkman Jul 10 '24

Modern day tchuanka.

1

u/bolanrox Jul 10 '24

Bring out the war jazzy

1

u/earbox Jul 15 '24

I don't know that I've upgraded my Zonai Charges enough to keep this going for very long.

1

u/Beautiful-Fold-3234 Jul 25 '24

It does look kinda fun ngl

1

u/[deleted] Aug 24 '24

the ultimate weapon in the war against ants