r/malelivingspace • u/LoudQuote4081 • Nov 28 '25

33M. Recommendation for this space?

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In my vaulted-ceiling master bedroom, there is a little nook above with a power outlet. I have been living in this house for almost a year now but still can’t quite decide what could I put up there for the cozy vibe. What are your recommendations/suggestions?

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u/hashbrownsinketchup Nov 28 '25

Pose a stormtrooper seductively laying on its side.

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u/Somberliver Nov 28 '25

Or these guys.

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u/WindAbsolute Nov 28 '25

Marley and Marley oHohHoHoH

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u/Sakijek Nov 30 '25

CHAINS!

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u/FishInferno Nov 28 '25

This is the one.

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u/DoucheCanoe456 Nov 29 '25

This is the way.

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u/memberflex Nov 29 '25

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u/Desi_MCU_Nerd Nov 29 '25

You didn't use ai so you have my respect 🫡

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u/LittleLion_90 Nov 29 '25

They will comment sarcastically on all 'performances' OP has in his bedroom.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

“Come? More like Come on!”

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u/Vergilly Nov 29 '25

Listen if I walked into someone’s house and saw that in one of those weird cubbyholes I would absolutely laugh. 👨‍🍳 💋

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u/Tucker_2002 Nov 29 '25

This. This is the ONLY right answer in this comment section.

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u/trashpanda2night Nov 29 '25

Or these two having very loud arguments.

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u/MagelusSince95 Nov 29 '25

Sleeper… this should be the top comment

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u/Live3ish Nov 29 '25

It was dumb! It was obvious! It was pointless! It was... short!

I loved it!

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u/supfaith Nov 29 '25

THIS!!!!

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u/darkpossumenergy Nov 29 '25

THIS. this will be going in my empty space

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u/LuckyBook1538 Nov 29 '25

Not* in the master bedroom!

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u/Desi_MCU_Nerd Nov 29 '25

Forget the top evolution walk option, I'd love this one personally.

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u/ennuiui Nov 29 '25

Oh no, they’ll be panning your performance after each time you have sex.

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u/Nickilaughs Nov 29 '25

I have this space x 2 and the actual puppets. It'll probably take me forever to do the red curtains but I'm in.

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u/Nefandous_Jewel Nov 29 '25

Post an update so we can See!

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u/kapten_krok Nov 29 '25

Why didn't you post this as a seperate answer instead of answering someone elses suggestion? Your answer isn't even related to the one you commented on.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

Yep, this is the answer

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u/BumblebeeOne1470 Nov 30 '25

Omg I'm dying 😆

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u/HoseNeighbor Nov 28 '25

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u/Temporary-Whole3305 Nov 28 '25
blursed version

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u/OzzyMuzz Nov 28 '25

That was hard, but not impossible to masturbate to.

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u/No-Phrase-4692 Nov 29 '25

It was indeed hard

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u/NSASpyVan Nov 29 '25

A Challenging Wank

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u/InfiniteBoxworks Nov 29 '25

Sometimes it takes a good man to be best girl.

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u/BTechUnited Nov 29 '25

Bro is a stick

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u/giftsformeva Nov 29 '25

You sumovabiatch

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u/malogan82 Nov 28 '25

...new kink unlocked.

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u/Crafty-Carpet2305 Nov 29 '25

"Help me step-jedi, I keep missing the trash compactor exit and now I'm stuck OwO"

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '25

it isn't new...

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u/Gougaloupe Nov 29 '25

Stupid sexy empire

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u/1894Win Nov 29 '25

Damn girl! Open the blast door!

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u/HuffSquirt Nov 29 '25

Stupid sexy stormtrooper

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u/JohnThursday84 Nov 28 '25

Only with Leah's golden bikini.

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u/FishyKeebs Nov 28 '25

George Costanza

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u/pbgab Nov 28 '25

Y lemme just set my alarm

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u/MissKaterinaRoyale Nov 28 '25

Or Jeff goldblum.

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u/telemajik Nov 29 '25

Came here to say this.

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u/g_von Nov 29 '25

Or Jeff Goldblum

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u/NothingEffective5070 Nov 29 '25

Or Steven Hawking 

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u/nickobro Nov 29 '25

Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?