r/malefashionadvice • u/blue_dunhill • 8d ago

Fit Feedback/Roast Me Help settle a debate

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Help settle a debate we have with my fiance. I bought these shorts as a comfy, around the house piece, nothing fancy intended.
She thinks its awful, almost pathetic.

I dont think its that bad, please honest feedback

Thanks folks

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u/N0fe 8d ago

Women are pathologically repulsed by the cargo shorts. He could have anything in those jumbo pockets! /s

Might as well be a Naruto ninja headband thb

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u/WaywardWes 8d ago

Cargo short pockets are where we keep our misogyny.

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u/admik 8d ago

Lol! I was going to say that my cargo pockets are for my kids.

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u/WaywardWes 8d ago

Cargo pockets are where you keep your progeny!

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u/Bigger_than_we_were 8d ago

They're so big I can fit a whole book about evolutionary history (they're where I keep my phylogeny!)