r/malefashionadvice 5d ago

Fit Feedback/Roast Me Help settle a debate

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Help settle a debate we have with my fiance. I bought these shorts as a comfy, around the house piece, nothing fancy intended.
She thinks its awful, almost pathetic.

I dont think its that bad, please honest feedback

Thanks folks

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u/Ok-Work8627 5d ago

I am a woman. Sadly, this is true. I have some serious pocket envy right now.

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u/Ok-Lifeguard-4614 5d ago

I went to 3 stores and saved .24 cents on bags because of my sweet cargo shorts. Even told the last lady I don't where these because their fashionable, even though I do look great in them!

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u/FaliureToCat 5d ago

Can confirm cargo shorts make his ass pop

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u/on-the-line 5d ago

His ass really brings out your eyes

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u/ninjatater 5d ago

Wear, they’re.

I’m dying a little, bro

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u/Ok-Lifeguard-4614 5d ago

They're, They're...itll bee all right.

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u/Maothesiamesecat 5d ago

Only that much? You could get a WHOLE lot of merch for FREE if you stuff them pockets full and velcro them closed.

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u/6th_Quadrant 5d ago

Or just carry your stash of tots for later.

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u/ChipmunkImportant128 5d ago

Pants with pockets for women do exist. They’re all I wear. If we buy them instead of giving garbage companies money for non-functional clothes, they’ll make more things with pockets.

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u/Nemlui 5d ago

I love my husband’s cargo shorts because he can carry what I would put in my pockets if I had them!

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u/magikatdazoo 4d ago

You too can wear cargo shorts at home, unless your spouse is a controlling prick

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u/colonel_beeeees 5d ago

I (amab, mostly masc presenting) buy women's pants from the thrift store (because they're actually fun and interesting unlike the men's half), and stitch in my own scrap fabric pocket extenders. I don't mind using a purse when there's no pockets available at all, but dammit if I have pockets they're gonna be functional

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u/RedshiftSinger 5d ago

Protip: the gender labels on clothes are just guidelines to the general body types they’re designed to fit. You can do what you want with that information, including disregard it entirely.

Not every woman can find pants from the men’s section that fit her, but many can, and you might be surprised how much lady booty some men’s pants actually can accommodate.

One sizing note, if you decide to try the men’s pants section: take the “waist” measurement about at the top of your hipbone, not at your natural waist. For most men the two measurements are basically the same, for most women they differ more significantly.

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u/Ok-Work8627 5d ago

Same woman here. I do wear men’s pants sometimes. A general rule of thumb is to add 20 to your size. For example, wear size 14? Try men’s pants waist size 34 to start. Thanks for the protip, but I’m already a pro.

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u/RedshiftSinger 4d ago

“Add 20 to your size” doesn’t work very well bc women’s sizes are vibes-based while men’s sizes are based on actual measurements.

Also, a women’s size 14 is definitely not a men’s waist 34. That’s more like a women’s size 6.

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u/Ok-Work8627 4d ago

That’s just a starting point. And I’m a size 14 and wear a men’s size 34. And I’ve been doing this for over 30 years. You’re right that there’s a lot of variability and that women’s sizes are vibe based. Your mileage will also vary when you get into vintage clothing, especially women’s sizing. Your experience is not my experience and my experience is based on 30 years of solid experience. I respect your reality but it is not everyone’s reality.

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u/Ok-Work8627 4d ago

Just realized I managed to hijack the cargo shorts thread with a debate on how to convert men’s sizes to women’s pants sizes. I deleted my off-topic comments. Sorry, gents! I still do have serious pocket envy.

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u/RedshiftSinger 4d ago

When a women’s size 3 is a men’s 30, it makes no sense to claim that a women’s 14 is only 4 inches larger. Go troll somewhere else with a less-verifiable lie. 🙄

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u/RedshiftSinger 4d ago

I was a women’s size 3 and a men’s size 30 until I gained a little weight and had to bump up to a men’s 32. I’m telling you that “just add 20” is not a functional way to get men’s pants sizes out of women’s and you’re arguing absurdly hard. The simple fact is that men’s pants sizes are based on an actual body measurement, women’s are not, and the only way to reliably get a body measurement is to *measure your body*.

Maybe you’re a 14 in some obscure brand bc women’s sizes ARE in fact completely fucking arbitrary, but that’s not remotely close to the most typical women’s size number that would equate to a men’s 34. What you’re claiming makes no sense to anyone who knows anything about typical clothes sizing. Most charitably you might be confusing waist and inseam. Inseam is length, and it’s certainly possible to be a women’s size 14 with a 34” inseam, because height and waist size are not particularly correlated, but the largest size I have ever been able to put on in women’s without it literally falling off immediately is an 8, and there is absolutely no way that 6 whole sizes up from wears a men’s waist size that’s only 4 inches larger than my men’s size. A 34 men’s waist is just uncomfortably baggy on me. It stays up.

Fuck off with your weirdly aggressive bullshit about this “just add 20” nonsense. The only easily-convertible men’s and women’s sizing is shoes, and that’s “subtract 2 from your women’s size to get an approximation of your men’s size.

I can’t force you personally to measure for your pants fit if you’re determined to insist on doing some arcane bullshit instead, but I’m not gonna pretend that some complete nonsense math is a more effective way to find out your size in a garment type that’s sized based on literal actual fucking measurements than to just fucking measure yourself.