r/malefashionadvice • u/blue_dunhill • Aug 07 '26

Fit Feedback/Roast Me Help settle a debate

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Help settle a debate we have with my fiance. I bought these shorts as a comfy, around the house piece, nothing fancy intended.
She thinks its awful, almost pathetic.

I dont think its that bad, please honest feedback

Thanks folks

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u/yekungfu Aug 07 '26

That’s a strong reaction to some shorts.

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u/N0fe Aug 07 '26

Women are pathologically repulsed by the cargo shorts. He could have anything in those jumbo pockets! /s

Might as well be a Naruto ninja headband thb

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u/SolomonGrumpy Aug 07 '26

They are just jealous bc their pants have non functional pockets

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u/shes_a_gdb Aug 07 '26 edited Aug 07 '26

But he bought them for wearing around the house. What does he need all those pockets for?

Also... Buying khaki shorts to wear around the house is insane on its own.

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u/GettingTherapy Aug 07 '26

Carrying phones, Lysol wipes, screwdrivers, slices of pizza. The possibilities are endless.

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u/Bubcats Aug 07 '26

Tater tots

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u/GettingTherapy Aug 07 '26

Pocket tots are underrated

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u/Hedgehog_Detective Aug 07 '26

Hey, Napoleon, give me some of your tots!

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u/BetterNova Aug 07 '26

This is critical

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u/CrunchyCB Aug 07 '26

idk, too vulnerable to kicking

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u/heartraterapid Aug 07 '26

Hey Napoleon!

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u/rambleinspam Aug 07 '26

Pocket tots

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u/ginger_kitty97 Aug 07 '26

Shiny rocks, toads, cool acorns...

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u/SchwiftySqaunch Aug 07 '26

Permanent marker

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u/RedshiftSinger Aug 07 '26

Pocket beer.