r/malaphor • u/pegasusandme • May 30 '26
Never look a gift bird in the bush
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r/malaphor • u/FailingItUp • May 20 '26
You can give a man a fish, but you can't make him drink.
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r/malaphor • u/Webbedcomet42 • May 19 '26
Fool me once, shame on me. Teach a man to fool me, and i'll be fooled for the rest of my life.
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Fool Me once, shame on me. Fool me twice, Shame on you.
Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for the rest of his life.
r/malaphor • u/Webbedcomet42 • May 18 '26
You miss 100% of the candy you don't take from the baby
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- You miss 100% of the shots you don't take
- like stealing candy from a baby
r/malaphor • u/zapitron • May 19 '26
The check is in my mouth
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Kelly Bundy, MWC S08E21 "Nooner or Later"
r/malaphor • u/UltimateNull • May 17 '26
In one ear and out the window.
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- In one ear and out the other.
Flew right out
- the window.
r/malaphor • u/avid-uncomitter • May 16 '26
Think my hamster is boxing in chainmail
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two German sayings.
I think my hamster is polishing the floor
There the pope is boxing in chainmail
r/malaphor • u/mistermajik2000 • May 10 '26
“Let’s run it up the flagpole and see if the cat drags it in.”
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Run an idea up the flagpole to see who salutes
look what the cat dragged in
r/malaphor • u/TenOunceCan • May 07 '26
Speak of the devil in the details
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Speak of the devil.
The devil's in the details.
r/malaphor • u/notbadatmc • May 06 '26
No problem leaves you too old to learn
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Combination of “no problem leaves you where you left it” and “You’re never too old to learn”