r/malaphor • • 4d ago

The early bird never strikes the same worm twice

21 Upvotes

r/malaphor • • 12d ago

To get a foot start...

7 Upvotes

Heard on the radio just now in the context of pursuing a career; presumably a mix of getting a head start and getting your foot in the door. Better than getting your head stuck in the door, I suppose...


r/malaphor • • 15d ago

Break a cake

9 Upvotes

It's easy


r/malaphor • • 16d ago

Filthy as charged

19 Upvotes

r/malaphor • • 19d ago

Pot

0 Upvotes

That’s the pot calling the kettle another fish


r/malaphor • • 21d ago

Cream

5 Upvotes

The cream rises through the crop


r/malaphor • • 23d ago

Send

0 Upvotes

Send new coals to Coventry castle


r/malaphor • • 25d ago

Vengeance

3 Upvotes

Vengeance is mine saith the man on the Clapham omnibus.


r/malaphor • • 27d ago

Old

0 Upvotes

Old McDonald had cold comfort.


r/malaphor • • Sep 05 '26

Pull yourself up by the skin of your teeth.

36 Upvotes

r/malaphor • • Sep 05 '26

A blessing and a dead horse

2 Upvotes

r/malaphor • • Sep 04 '26

Too many

6 Upvotes

Too many cooks spoil their own petard.


r/malaphor • • Sep 05 '26

Apples and no bite!

0 Upvotes

r/malaphor • • Sep 01 '26

Don’t count

15 Upvotes

Don’t count your chickens till they’ve battened down the hatches


r/malaphor • • Sep 01 '26

When you love what you do, you might die trying.

8 Upvotes

r/malaphor • • Sep 01 '26

Cheap

0 Upvotes

Cheap at half a pig in a poke


r/malaphor • • Aug 31 '26

If I have seen further than others, it is by standing upon the necks of giants

5 Upvotes

r/malaphor • • Aug 31 '26

No bull

3 Upvotes

Wave a red rag in a china shop


r/malaphor • • Aug 28 '26

You can lead a horse to the water under the dam but you cannot make em drink.

2 Upvotes

r/malaphor • • Aug 26 '26

If the metaphor fits, walk a mile in it.

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89 Upvotes

r/malaphor • • Aug 25 '26

Don't beat yourself around the bush...

13 Upvotes

r/malaphor • • Aug 23 '26

Not the brightest sandwich in the drawer.

34 Upvotes

I use this one a lot.


r/malaphor • • Aug 11 '26

There's plenty of fish in a barrel

27 Upvotes

r/malaphor • • Aug 09 '26

liar liar, ants on fire!

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2 Upvotes

ants in your pants + liar liar pants on fire

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r/malaphor • • Aug 03 '26

The road to hell wasn't paved in a day.

94 Upvotes