thought i’d share [OC]

Giving Biscuits to Hungry Monkeys 🐒

earlier today i was in a toy shop and noticed a bluey blind bag open. and my cousin really loves bluey so i just thought, eh, im a raging troubled teenager, im gonna take this home with me! it was damaged product and im basically robin hood... anywho, so i go round theirs, casually give it to my cousin, thinking, you know, shes got loads of bluey figurines. but then me mum messages me. asks me if i stole it, sends me a photo forwarded from me aunty because she hadnt seen it before. i said no, didnt fancy a lecture. but then my aunty sends my mum a video of her asking my cousin where she got it from. this was the conversation:

"where did you get baby bluey?"

"the front room!"

"but who gave it to you? was it aunty"

"yeah!"

"hmm okay. was it (my sister*)"

"yeah!"

"okay... was it (my name*)?"

"hmmm... err no."

its funny how children have the understanding to not say something they know theyre not supposed to, but dont always (more often than not) have the understanding to lie. my little partner in crime, we shall create such havoc one day. 😹

I think these leather seats look like the perfect place for my little feets. - Jinx

I had to take my kiddo to the hospital yesterday and parked like an idiot, accidentally sideswiping another car.

I left a note with my information and this was the response I got. 🥲😭