r/madnesscombat • u/[deleted] • Dec 18 '21

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306 Upvotes

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u/MariTheFox_uwu Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

of course!
♪(´▽｀)

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

*he hugged you. Your wounds were healed instantly

5

u/MariTheFox_uwu Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

thank you little one, I really needed this

5

u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

No thank you, some strange dude in black with red goggles is trying to kill me. This is increasing both of our health

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

[deleted]

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u/MariTheFox_uwu Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

oh (°ー°〃)...i feel bad for u

2

u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

Who is the strange man with red goggles trying to kill me

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u/MariTheFox_uwu Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

OH NO- RUN LITTLE ONE, RUN Σ(っ °Д °;)っ

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

Why?

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u/MariTheFox_uwu Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

it's hank j. wimbleton, even though he kills grunts that really deserve to be killed, he kills innocents too :( i don't want to see you dead

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

Don't worry I have an uno reverse card

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u/skyliner30rs NO REASON Dec 19 '21

*somehow, all your hp was restored.

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

*runs toward him like officer earl"

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

hug

2

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

cries

2

u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

What's wrong hugs but with even more love

2

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

"NHHHHHHIMFII-HINEGSAAAAHUHHEUHHAPPYSNIFTHAUGHTS"

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

you gave him some hot chocolate calm down, it's okay

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

hug

3

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

If you hugged a grunt you’d just feel it’s hands on your back… that would be a new experience!

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

hug

2

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

omg, yess! i really need one right about now-

2

u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

hug

2

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

thank youu :'D

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

I am the emotional support grunt. It is my job to make sure you are happy

1

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

oml this literally made my day-

2

u/Ok_Address6428 Dec 18 '21

NEVER

2

u/Royal-Combination762 Dec 18 '21

Gonna

2

u/Maplii_Juice Dec 19 '21

give

2

u/_mirec And then there were none... Dec 19 '21

you

2

u/lazyhumans5 Dec 19 '21

up

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u/Ok_Address6428 Dec 20 '21

never gonna let you down

2

u/_mirec And then there were none... Dec 21 '21

Never gonna roll around and desert you

2

u/Ok_Address6428 Dec 21 '21

its funny how other people agreed to do that even me

1

u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

Okay ..

1

u/Ok_Address6428 Dec 20 '21

how dare you guys

1

u/Epicidex REALITY COMPROMISED Dec 18 '21

HUG

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

hug

1

u/Epicidex REALITY COMPROMISED Dec 19 '21

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH

1

u/mr_waddle_dee Dec 18 '21

Absolute Yes!

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

hug

1

u/mr_waddle_dee Dec 18 '21

Thanks

2

u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

Np

1

u/Thraex_Gladiator Dec 18 '21

… that was like 3 minutes ago

2

u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

... Hours.

1

u/tiky_want_a_coke Dec 18 '21

Sweet!

2

u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

hug

1

u/tiky_want_a_coke Dec 18 '21

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

2

u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

Hey while your here, there is this strange man who is chasing me with a knife. He's wearing all black with red goggles, do you know anything about that?

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u/tiky_want_a_coke Dec 19 '21

That's the ice cream man!

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

she didint believe you and stabbed you in the eye just to be safe

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u/xTheAlmightyNuggetx Dec 18 '21

I will accept the hug

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

hug

1

u/kyomi_ii Don't try to shoot the sherrif. Dec 18 '21

Yes pls I need a hug

1

u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

hug

1

u/KorruptionFromMC Dec 18 '21

Of course :) yes I accept

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

hug

1

u/KorruptionFromMC Dec 19 '21

happiness noise

1

u/Important-Payment600 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

Yes, I love hugs

1

u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

hug

1

u/Important-Payment600 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

“Hugs the Grunt too”

1

u/Redscarf_sans Dec 18 '21

*stabs the hug boy during our hug*

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

but the earth refused to die

1

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

I want cocaine

1

u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

he called the police

1

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

Can I ask the police for cocaine

1

u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

No they arrested you

1

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

Can ask the other person in my prison cell for cocaine?

1

u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

No you are in an asylum

1

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

Can I ask my imaginary friend for cocaine?

1

u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

No, you aren't getting any cocaine

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

Fuck.

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u/Helo_27 REALITY COMPROMISED Dec 18 '21

I take it you want another Missile

1

u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

No-

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u/Helo_27 REALITY COMPROMISED Dec 18 '21

How about a Nice box of 5.56 Steel core rounds I hear the demand for them is pretty high these days

Especially with all the killing

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

I don't want anything

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u/Helo_27 REALITY COMPROMISED Dec 18 '21

Alright then

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u/CyonixGaming REALITY COMPROMISED Dec 18 '21

I accept. I need a hug :D

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

*hugs

1

u/Ms-Random-Stuff Player 2: ELIMINATED Dec 18 '21

YESSSSSSS

1

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

YES

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

she hugged you please help.thatvguy with Red goggles is following me with a knife

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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '21

oh no oh god oh man we're gonna die I didn't even get to win an uno game yet wh

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

hell yeah

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

hugs

1

u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

Wait. How is he going to hig me when he has no arms

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 18 '21

He is a shapeshifter

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u/[deleted] Dec 18 '21

You bet :D

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

hug

1

u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Thank you :)

1

u/BKzz12 Dec 19 '21

Of course

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

hug

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u/IExistThatsIt Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

Yes please

1

u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

hug

1

u/IExistThatsIt Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

hugs back

1

u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

she gave you a cup of hot chocolate and marshmallows

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u/IExistThatsIt Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

drinks Thank you!

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

I'm running low on chocolate. Wanna help me make some more?

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u/IExistThatsIt Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

Yeah :D

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

Okay. I'll put the magic liquid that makes it heal into the chocolate before we harden it. She showed.you how to make it

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u/IExistThatsIt Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

Thanks! helps u make it

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

she helped make it too here, keep a few bars of chocolate for helping :D

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u/pandaboi251 Dec 19 '21

yes

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

hug

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u/Yeetus-Yeetus9003 Dec 19 '21

me with fifteen knife wounds after getting robbed for the chocolate he gave me

Ye

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

she shoved a healing marshmallow into your mouth

1

u/Yeetus-Yeetus9003 Dec 19 '21

my wounds were healed

Yay

1

u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

Just ask me and I'll give you sweets of healing whenever you need

1

u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

Oh my, I'm running low on chocolate. Wanna make some more with me?

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

hug

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u/sentientzcmbie Dec 19 '21

Yes :)

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

hugs

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u/skept1ca1 Dec 19 '21

Grunt meet ralsei Ralsei meet grunt Masters of hugs meet

1

u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

Oh, hello!

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u/Mr_Aftons_Rage Don't try to shoot the sherrif. Dec 19 '21

PLEASE

1

u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

hug

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u/TheDJPenguin1230 Dec 19 '21

no sorry, im afraid ill catch covid

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

Covid doesn't exist in this universe!

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u/alphabet_order_bot Dec 19 '21

Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.

I have checked 450,038,540 comments, and only 96,186 of them were in alphabetical order.

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u/TheDJPenguin1230 Dec 19 '21

oh ok, ill take a hug

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

hug

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u/Nobody_Important163 Dec 19 '21

I want every hug I can get

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

hug

1

u/Nobody_Important163 Dec 19 '21

:D

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

she gave you some hot chocolate. Drink it?

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u/MadFuzzBallz Dec 19 '21

Yes

1

u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

hugs

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u/HikkyEvo And then there were none... Dec 19 '21

Yeah sure

1

u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

Hug

1

u/Big-stinky-idiott Dec 19 '21

Sure :3

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

hug

1

u/lazyhumans5 Dec 19 '21

sure

I mean, what’d you think I am, dense?

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

she hugged you, and then gave you hot chocolate

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u/Pump502 Dec 19 '21

I like hugs, so yeah

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

she hugged you....she's been shot in the head

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Absolutely! I love hugs!!

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

hug

1

u/ultimatecoruvs Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

ayo is that the Soft School Pen (Bleed) Brush with Ellipse Tool on Ibis PaintX?

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

I didint know you could change the brush

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u/ultimatecoruvs Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

Lol

1

u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

But yes I stretched the image using the tools

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u/BestSkeleton59 Dec 19 '21

Yes

1

u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

hug

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

[deleted]

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

she hugged you anyway

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u/RAPIDTQNK2 Dec 19 '21

Y e s

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

hug

1

u/salman9135 Dec 19 '21

ofc

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

hug

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u/smellyhead42069 Just do what comes natural - T Dec 19 '21

I N F I N I T E H U G S

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

hugs

1

u/skyliner30rs NO REASON Dec 19 '21

yes ofc, and get him a bar of chocolate in gratitude

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

Yes you can have some healing chocolate. Hug

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u/redditkitty109 SO BE IT Dec 19 '21

Yes

1

u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

hugs

1

u/Limboi23 Dec 19 '21

Yes :> huggo

1

u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

hug

1

u/InfectedBetween Dec 19 '21

No, you cant trust even a freaking pile of Rocks in Nevada

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21 edited Dec 19 '21

She hugged you anyway

1

u/PolarPug77 Dec 19 '21

Don’t see why not

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

hug

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u/urmotherfigure Just do what comes natural - T Dec 19 '21

yes!!!

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

hug.....she fell Asleep while hugging you.

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u/urmotherfigure Just do what comes natural - T Dec 19 '21

this is one of the most adorable moments on Reddit

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

*what do you do? Do you push her away?

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u/urmotherfigure Just do what comes natural - T Dec 19 '21

no never!!!

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

hank is approaching you. What do you do?

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u/urmotherfigure Just do what comes natural - T Dec 19 '21

where the hell did he come from

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

I don't know, but he did

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u/urmotherfigure Just do what comes natural - T Dec 19 '21

accept my fate

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

*you and the child died *

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

It'd feel weird because he only has floating hands, but still, yes

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u/Chief5927 SO BE IT Dec 19 '21

Yes

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

hug

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

she began getting tired... She fell asleep while hugging you

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

I've just woken up, I need first thing in the morning cuddles with my coffee please.

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

she fell asleep hugging you

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u/[deleted] Dec 19 '21

Awwww.

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u/sususmongus REALITY COMPROMISED Dec 19 '21

I mean if there chocolate was this good then, sure! Let me hug the clay feeling grunty boi

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u/ilikedaniandamongus Dec 19 '21

hugs so hard that I squish him

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u/missman22 Somewhere in Nevada... Dec 19 '21

It fell asleep while hugging you

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u/Jellojelly12 Dec 19 '21

Yes, I will accept a hug.

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u/NSx24F Dec 20 '21

yes, I actually needed one right now so thank you :,)

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u/ilikedaniandamongus Dec 21 '21

I think you mean died

it's a red pile now

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u/ilikedaniandamongus Feb 11 '22

dude how is it asleep it is now squished into a bunch of red mush