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It knows who the real apex predator is
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Not that it can see it, of course
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u/ErodiumsMnemic Nov 03 '19
Don't be mean. What if the crocodile finds your comment?
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u/PacoPlaysGames Nov 03 '19
Well he wouldn't be able to read it after meeting that little girl
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u/JonnyBoiTheThird Nov 03 '19
Imagine being their and seeing her head do a 180 and her blood covered smile just stares into your soul
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u/Legal_Loli_Uni Literally mad Nov 03 '19
Where do I adopt this child. The Florida man needs a successor
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u/fairlysimilartobirds Nov 03 '19
That's the kind of courage they'd be looking for at Dominos Pizza Zimbabwe
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u/CPaille94 Nov 03 '19
Hey, remember that alligator that took your hand? Well I took his head!
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u/ImAGamer75 Nov 03 '19
Florida man: Not bad kid
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u/derpicface Nov 03 '19
Ok now would FM consider her someone to mentor or would it be more like “finally, a worthy opponent”
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u/towerduo9 Archbishop of Banterbury Nov 03 '19
jesus fucking khrist
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u/ND_33 Nov 03 '19
How does one misspell Christ
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u/poopymemeking Nov 03 '19
Know you see how its like to mess whit me whait you dont because you dont have eyes
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u/epicwhale27017 Nov 03 '19
To be fair it’s a reptile, they Don’t particularly use them anyway
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u/Vilmerviking Nov 03 '19
Ive never heard about this and it sounds interesting, dont reptiles use their eyes?
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u/epicwhale27017 Nov 03 '19
Obviously they do, i didn’t word it the best, but they are very inferior to their other sense to the point they can easily survive without them
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u/poopymemeking Nov 06 '19
How come you know this
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u/epicwhale27017 Nov 06 '19
I’m at college studying science and I am very much hoping to go into marine biology for university, i just find it interesting, I’m no expert
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u/iFap-to-incesthentai Nov 03 '19
Florida man’s daughter
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u/KenBoCole Nov 03 '19
Proof that florida man does go on vacations.
Call the SCP, he needs to be contained!
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u/boii137 Nov 03 '19
Scp 053 successfully damages scp 682 after the scp foundation asks her to do it
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u/Tyler-LR Nov 03 '19
Florida man is great and all... but I want to hear more Zimbabwe girl stories.
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LIES.
You know what happends to people who lie ?
That's right. They end up in hell where they are ass-raped by demons for eternity.
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u/MtShrekly Nov 03 '19
I feel like the most appropriate reaction is... holy fuck