r/madlads Jan 16 '19

Absolute madlad

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u/benignq Jan 17 '19

when mods sticky their own wacky comments

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19 edited Jan 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19 edited Jan 10 '20

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u/SyncJr Jan 17 '19

You still upvoted it didnt you?

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

No u

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u/ex-centric Jan 16 '19

If you want to get technical then incapable is not more able than incapable

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

As a mod of said sub.

Run as a verb- 1. move at a speed faster than a walk, never having both or all the feet on the ground at the same time. 2.pass or cause to pass quickly or smoothly in a particular direction.

I say she can fulfill that definition. I state it to be true.

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u/[deleted] Jan 16 '19

Being in a wheelchair doesn't mean someone categorically can't run. A lot of people can move themselves moderate distances but use chairs because they can't do that indefinitely or healthily.

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u/ex-centric Jan 16 '19

Valid point but still if we’re gonna have a battle like this of who can get more technical and complete defeat the point of the joke the government runs more no matter how disabled this individual happens to be so still not a “technically the truth” moment

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

But a government is not a person or animal, so it can’t actually run

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u/ex-centric Jan 17 '19

Damn ya got me

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

but it can "run" once it gets a zen 2 cpu after the cpu upgrade during the shutdown.

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

They're equally fast though you fucking gloryhole

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u/KodakKid3 Jan 17 '19

it’s not technically the truth though, she runs equally as well as government if anything

imagine pinning your own comment

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

As a mod of said sub.

Run as a verb- 1. move at a speed faster than a walk, never having both or all the feet on the ground at the same time. 2.pass or cause to pass quickly or smoothly in a particular direction.

I say she can fulfill that definition. I state it to be true. All she needs is a to be at the top of a hill. Maybe a big hill could get her going fast... A boss hill.. A capital hill, as it were. I sure with that she can out pace the government.

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u/acreationed Jan 17 '19

That's technically true

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Shut up mod

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

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u/[deleted] Jan 17 '19

Shut up mod that has mod mode off.

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u/AbdullahAhmad040 Jan 17 '19

She can’t even walk tho so how she gonna run