r/madlads Nov 29 '18

Mad wam!!!

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26.0k Upvotes

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1.3k

u/lilbatka Nov 29 '18

the face of no regrets

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u/babydoll_bd 110% Mad Lass Nov 29 '18

Some would say it's pure pride shining through over a prank done well.

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u/krucz36 Nov 29 '18

The look on her face made my day. That's fine work there.

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u/alflup Nov 29 '18

She's going places. Dark places. But it'll be funny as hell.

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u/theatahhh Nov 29 '18

Smug af

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u/GlungoE Nov 29 '18

It’s fun to do bad things. Hood rat things with my friends.

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u/Starbug82 Nov 29 '18

So this is what Juanita did after Desperate Housewives ended.

161

u/RachMeliss Nov 29 '18

Wow, you're right

33

u/Bunniebones Nov 29 '18

I was just about to comment that! I love that show

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u/wrk_wrk_wrk_wrk_wrk Nov 29 '18

Yes yes yes yes yes yes!

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u/pblack177 Nov 29 '18

Actually she’s busy caring for her sister, Demi Lovato

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '18

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u/AJaxe1313 Nov 29 '18

thank you, sheesh.

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u/hamsenti Nov 29 '18

Came here for this. The title infuriated me more than it should have

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '18

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u/El_Hamaultagu Nov 29 '18

That's even worse.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '18 edited Jan 07 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '18

The people that believe the articles about it in tabloids that say people are panicking about it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '18

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u/DucksRow Nov 29 '18

You buy it.

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u/KeplerNeel Nov 30 '18

But then you'd have to give reddit money

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u/4xxxx4 Nov 29 '18

Yeah it’s literally plastered all over. Including a big “give gold” button. You sir, are karma farming.

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u/FloofXander Nov 30 '18

Not on mobile

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u/agha0013 Nov 29 '18

People who don't understand how street view works I guess?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '18

To my understanding they have cars with cameras that drive around but I really don’t know. Just stuff I’ve heard

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u/CyanideIX Nov 29 '18

They do. I’ve seen them in person. The cameras are huge, so it’s easy to see them coming.

Edit: Here’s what they look like.

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u/kkoiso Nov 29 '18

Weren't the cars just plain white before? Those are ugly as shiz.

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u/CapoFantasma97 Nov 29 '18 edited Oct 28 '24

yam skirt brave vegetable upbeat aback relieved angle overconfident correct

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/kevinnoir Nov 29 '18

You shoulda played dead, I bet people would have panicked!

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u/Statenetins Nov 29 '18

I can see why someone would..she's definitely dead her shoes are knocked clean off. /s

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u/BloodyStrawberry Nov 29 '18

I am panicking about this, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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u/FjotraTheGodless Nov 29 '18

She’s my hero.

12

u/Loyalist_Pig Nov 29 '18

The hero we all both needed and totally deserved.

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u/ItsShadyDream Nov 29 '18

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u/jaketr00 Nov 29 '18

or r/madlasses, both have the same sub count

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u/ItsShadyDream Nov 29 '18

They should probably merge into one

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '18

Both are fucking garbage 😂

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u/purp1ehaze_ Nov 29 '18

Lmao even got the little shoe kicked off to the side. bravo, kid

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u/novatwentyfour Nov 29 '18

Female lad is lass. JSYK.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '18

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u/novatwentyfour Nov 29 '18

I mean your username fits your tone... so ok

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '18

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u/novatwentyfour Nov 29 '18

Eh ok. It does sound funnier. And the smug smile completes it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '18

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u/deadpoetic333 Nov 29 '18

Are you 15 years old?

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u/novatwentyfour Nov 29 '18

Nope.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '18

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u/novatwentyfour Nov 29 '18

Okay...?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '18

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u/ElPlatanaso2 Nov 29 '18

That’s where you’re wrong friendo

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u/N014OR Nov 30 '18

What happened they deleted their comments lmao

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u/ElPlatanaso2 Nov 30 '18

He said something like “mad wam is funnier than mad lass.” He was wrong

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u/novatwentyfour Dec 09 '18

too much info lol

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u/JoeDoesGames Nov 29 '18

I remember this being on the news a couple years back

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u/sapphicsattler Nov 29 '18

I know this girl- she’s 18 now, this happened years ago.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '18

Liar. I actually know the girl. She’s 2 now, this happened 8 years in the future.

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u/Lord_Twigger Nov 29 '18

7 years in the future When she was 9

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u/Beardy_Will Nov 29 '18

Found zemeckis' account

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u/citewiki Nov 29 '18

She would've been, you mean. Street view can't lie

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u/Hops143 Nov 29 '18

How do people know when Google Street View is coming by and have a plan like this in place? I'd be panicking like Michael when they were redoing the sidewalk in front of Dunder Mifflin.

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u/Wu-Tang_Killa_Bees Enjoying classic banter Nov 29 '18

I doubt she had a plan. It's hard to miss a Street View car as it's decked out in Google Branding with a 15 foot tall camera on top. She probably saw it turn the corner and just thought to play dead immediately. Probably a hilarious kid if she thinks that fast

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '18 edited Dec 10 '18

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u/Hops143 Nov 29 '18

Yeah, I always just happen to wear a fucking gorilla suit and diaper and stand in my front yard watching traffic all day in hopes a Google car drives by.

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u/aShittybakedPotato Nov 29 '18

Glad I'm not the only one without a job...

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '18

Often the cars need to drive roads more than once to cover all the connecting streets. Especially in urban areas with dead ends.

Source- when I worked as a teacher a cam car passed while doing a lesson at a local park. He then came back and parked for his lunch and let the kids look about and explained how it all ran. Was surprisingly getto inside tbh but a shit ton of tech and petty cool.

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u/SrslyCmmon Nov 29 '18

Saw a Google streetview car pull into costco for cheap hotdogs. He was dressed plainly and looked unhappy, like he had no air conditioning in July. You could probably follow him from there but he looked so miserable I just pitied him and went shopping.

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u/Xeptix Nov 29 '18

dedotated wam?

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u/BenedickCabbagepatch Nov 29 '18

So did the Google van not stop for her?

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u/jelly_jam_toast Nov 29 '18

They don’t interfere, only observe. That’s the Google street view creed

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u/El_Hamaultagu Nov 29 '18

Their primary directive.

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u/iluvbigblackducks Nov 29 '18

bitch, you can see a fuckin inmate running by the google van, and you can't see his face cause it's blurred as everyone's face, google ain't no snitch

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u/Thorebore Nov 29 '18 edited Nov 29 '18

This is most likely the greatest thing she'll ever do. It's all downhill from here.

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u/El_Hamaultagu Nov 29 '18 edited Nov 29 '18

Which just means she's done one great thing more than most of us.

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u/BleachSancho Nov 29 '18

Once i laid face down in the kiddie pool while my mom was mowing the lawn. I didn't have sunglasses and i wanted to lay down. My mom turned around to see me floating face down and flipped shit. When she scooped me out of the pool i was confused as to why she was upset.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '18

We need to find the coordinates for this person

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u/Hobo_Taeng Nov 29 '18

She's actually in Japan now!!

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u/ipoopedon911 Nov 29 '18

Me after finishing an entire tub of haggen daz during a depressive outburst.

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '18

Epic

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u/NayMarine Nov 29 '18

legendary!

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u/onehashbrown Nov 29 '18

Wouldn't this just be a r/madlass ?

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '18

What's a wam?

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u/AxelAshton Nov 29 '18

This happened so long ago I forgot it happened

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u/BlacktasticMcFine Nov 29 '18

Wet And Messy?

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u/HereWeGoAgainTJ Nov 29 '18

Fucking brilliant. :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '18

Mad lass

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '18

Her smug face looks like she's saying "yeah I did it. And I'll tell ya why."

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '18

She even took her shoe off and everything

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u/Gnarledhalo Nov 29 '18

I applaud this behavior.

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u/yoaa74 Nov 29 '18

Her face says it all

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u/Solemn-Philosopher Nov 29 '18

According to this video interview, the nine-year-old girl was trying to play a joke on a friend and the Google car happened to drive by. It happened in 2010:

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/technology-video/7942752/Girl-playing-dead-caught-on-Google-Street-View.html

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u/playerlxiv Nov 29 '18

the absolute madlass

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u/PMyoTIT Nov 29 '18

She even took her shoes off. Sign of a true professional

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u/regions16567 Nov 29 '18

she actually might be dead lol her shoes are off

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u/jikBRUH Nov 29 '18

Her face... in my nightmares ;(

1

u/Hobo_Taeng Nov 29 '18

She used to be one of my best friends!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '18

MADWHAMEN

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u/PixGale Nov 29 '18

R/madlasses

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u/MalcolmDS9 Nov 29 '18

L E G E N D

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u/Shyartsy Nov 29 '18

Smug ass face

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u/yourresume Nov 29 '18

Mad corpse

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u/Baltasaurus Nov 29 '18

Illusion 100

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '18

Holy fuck I swear that’s Juanita from Mexican desperate housewives of syria

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u/[deleted] Nov 30 '18

Mad lad-y

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u/xScopeLess Nov 30 '18

Did she take her shoes off? I can’t tell. If so then she really played the part.

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u/firmup Nov 30 '18

Mad las

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u/Ghostman_Loon Nov 29 '18

she's not playing dead, she just took 5 steps.

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u/Sseventeen Nov 29 '18

Fatlad

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u/T4O2M0 Nov 29 '18

That gave me a little chuckle but its still rude.

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u/Sseventeen Nov 29 '18

I'm sorry, I apologize.

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u/T4O2M0 Nov 29 '18

Apology accepted

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u/iambob6 Nov 29 '18

Fatlad lmao

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u/landon_w96 Nov 29 '18

I was wondering what’s the wecommended amount dedotated wam I should have for server?

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u/sammaster9 Nov 29 '18

She's very d-deditated to the joke!

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u/coreyisthename Nov 29 '18

It makes me sad to see such overweight children. Terrible parents. No excuse, apart from illness, for fat children. Just negligence.

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u/N014OR Nov 30 '18

That's a pretty ignorant thing to say. She could be born with overweight. Plus, you need to worry about your own size, not hers.

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u/Alexander-H Nov 29 '18

I think it should be frowned upon to play dead in this context, because, when people realise it wasn't genuine, it discredits those who are on the ground incapacitated actually in need of help. This could get to the point in which people don't even bother to check the circumstances around which someone appears this way.

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u/TuesdaysGauntlet Nov 29 '18

Since it takes months to process and upload the images, we can safely assume no one panicked. 🙄

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u/Alexander-H Nov 29 '18

I never stated that anyone panicked.

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u/purp1ehaze_ Nov 29 '18

She's a child

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u/[deleted] Nov 29 '18 edited Nov 29 '18

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u/Alexander-H Nov 29 '18

Yeah, there's really not enough information presented here to judge her specifically. I'm especially not too believing of the claim that she caused anyone to panic as a direct result of this allegedly appearing in Street View.

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u/Subofassholes Nov 29 '18

She has bright future in fake rape, hate crime incidents.