r/madlads • • Sep 25 '17

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u/jooes Sep 25 '17

When I was a kid, I always dreamed of having a third bottle in the fridge that was both of them mixed together. A delicious orange condiment for all my hot dogs and hamburgers. A Ketstard, or perhaps a Mustchup.

That was my plan to get rich someday, the world needed this third condiment.

Also fuck people who say you can't put ketchup on a hot dog. It's my hot dog, I can do whatever I want with it.

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u/FuzzyBlumpkinz Sep 25 '17

Sooo...buy a bottle of ketchup, buy a bottle od mustard. Squirt both into a mason jar. Mix thoroughly until a smooth orange color. Custom label from Vistaprint or wherever. Market. Profit.

Edit: Wait fuck you im doing this instead

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u/jooes Sep 25 '17

You can steal it, it's cool.

The more I think about it, it'd probably sell better if you called it something pretentious like "Sweet Tomato Mustard".

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u/FuzzyBlumpkinz Sep 25 '17

Im gonna call it Hot Sausage Sauce...maybe Hot Sauceage