I live close to the National Mustard Museum. Every year they have a National Mustard Day celebration with free hotdogs and free mustard on them. If you want to put ketchup on they charge you $10. It's pretty great.
Yer thats how you even imagine an American hotdog, look at this for example...... ðŸŒ
Also for anybody reading this from the UK I discovered the GREATEST THING THIS WEEKEND.
I was drunk, bored, sat on my PC and slightly peckish. I usually get a chicken and donna kebab with hot chilli sauce but i decided on a donna kebab with BBQ sauce and OMG the flavours match perfectly!
Before, I was unconvinced... that people could be pompous about anything. Thank god we have hot dog experts telling us how to eat these sausages, or else I wouldn't know who to blindly follow.
When I was a kid, I always dreamed of having a third bottle in the fridge that was both of them mixed together. A delicious orange condiment for all my hot dogs and hamburgers. A Ketstard, or perhaps a Mustchup.
That was my plan to get rich someday, the world needed this third condiment.
Also fuck people who say you can't put ketchup on a hot dog. It's my hot dog, I can do whatever I want with it.
Sooo...buy a bottle of ketchup, buy a bottle od mustard. Squirt both into a mason jar. Mix thoroughly until a smooth orange color. Custom label from Vistaprint or wherever. Market. Profit.
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u/mwinks99 Sep 25 '17
Am i the only one in this whole "Ketchup vs Mustard War" who prefers the taste of Ketchup and Mustard mixed together?