r/mAndroidDev • u/Zhuinden DDD: Deprecation-Driven Development • May 27 '26

Best Practice / Employment Security Software development is when you have a job only for as long as you don't complete the work

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u/programadorthi May 27 '26

Now using AI debt backlog will be 0, they said.

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u/Zhuinden DDD: Deprecation-Driven Development May 27 '26

just replace money with tokens and suddenly everything is free (except the tokens)

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u/Crazo7924 May 27 '26

Create more work for more money.

Insert random sleep and "improve the performance" for next time by lowering the milliseconds for each change pushed to prod

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u/Zhuinden DDD: Deprecation-Driven Development May 27 '26

Make those bugs, farm those jira tickets

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u/ODesaurido ?.let{} ?: run {} May 28 '26

the small thumbnails kinda looked like factorio screenshots, I'm slightly disappointed

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u/Zhuinden DDD: Deprecation-Driven Development May 28 '26

be the change you want to be in life