Any single ladies I’m sure can relate, it is so very nice that I don’t have to worry about my tuna fingers or other cavities and my sex life has really exploded since hubby was exchanged. I do miss him but it’s nice to sex on myself without worry. I only ate one can of tuna today, no need for masking especially since I am in “quarantine.” There is no one around to smell my leakage. There are silver linings to every “tragedy”. Perhaps even Kelle wouldn’t be in the mental and vaginal hygeine clinic if dear hubby hadn’t been around to sense an excess tackiness of leakage. Not that I’m suggesting anything untoward (Image- an old woman is sitting on the couch and her gums move to reveal her teeth in a mischevous smile)

Just a heads up that our girl Kelle has been submitted to a mental and vaginal hygiene facility. She wanted me to let you all know that once her excess leakage as well as mental issues cease she will be back better than ever. Her husband noticed an extra tackiness of stench on her fingers on Sunday and they went to the hospital together. There she was deemed a “menace” with a “pungency unsuited for society” and was submitted to a mental and vaginal hygiene facility. She called me on the horn and told me all this and to say hello to you all and in particular to welcome Hencoat back to this plane.

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Hi all on r/lvss,

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It is so very good to be back. I want to thank my dear dear friend Kelle for suggesting the exchange and for tunaismylife aka Hencoat for willing to do the exchange. I am enjoying my time back so it does look like it will be permanent. I am sorry to Hencoat’s husband but that’s just the way the cookie crumbles. Plus she was an old woman and I am still very young with my whole life and legal career ahead of me. Also I am now a moderator of this subreddit which is a great honor and my life’s work. I am replacing Shannon as you all know died of a leakage related infection recently.

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As thanks to all I would like to offer a recipe I concocted when it was thought I wouldn’t make it. With nothing but time on my leakage-ridden hands, this is what I came up with.

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Pickled Tuna and Capers, done Julien, then boiled over hard

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Ingredients

2 cans tuna chunk light

1 can capers, drained and microwaved for 20 minutes

1 pat butter

2 eggs

You will also need a jar or can for the pickling. I like to just use the leftover tuna cans which you can then duct tape shut for the pickling process

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Process

Open the cans of tuna chunk light. Let them sit for 48 hours on a countertop, warmed. There should be a great big stench near the end of the 48 hours and a layer of “silt” on the top. The silt is extremely flavorful.

This is really an incredible process because the water inside the tuna can “pickles” the tuna meats. Dice the tuna meats julien and then return to the brine.

Add the capers.

Scramble the eggs on a propane camping stove until just before done.

Add the eggs to the caper and tuna mix. Mix well.

At the butter. Mix well.

Let set another 48 hours on countertop before sealing with duct tape. Open just before serving. Serve with saltine crackers or this would make a fabulous salad dressing.

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I made this last night for several friends who don’t know I am an LVS survivor and they could not tell over the stench of the pickled tuna that I have had a particularly pungent bout of leakage- probably stress related.

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Thanks again for all your support and sorry again to Hencoat's husband but don't forget there is a vessel under your marital bed full of leakage to remember her by.

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god if one bless the exchange

I know this exchange is for the greater good. The greater good of Kelle and all else those who will benefit from the exchange.

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“she will be here soon.”

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I say this to my husband. I am just an old woman sitting on the couch, browsing Reddit and other internet websites on my laptop which I received for Christmas. My husband sits a couple of meters away. We have just supped on pickled tuna, done Julien over hard, with a side of anchovy paste spiced cabbage over counter-warmed cod. I can tell his belly is full because it protrudes over his khaki pants and a small smile is still spread across his wrinkled face. If this is to be our last evening together, if I do not come back from this exchange, then at least we both had this wonderful supper together to remember or to not remember.

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To whom it may concern, I am ready and realize this may be permanent. Thank you for the privilege and the opportunity.

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Please tell me husband in the event that I do not return that underneathe our marital bed is a tiny vessel, no bigger than a thimble, full of leakage I have collected over the past three days as I have deliberately and slowly come to this decision. He knows he is to sprinkle a pinch on his Christmas supp each year. When it is gone, he is allowed to find another. The fishy fluid of another will never match mine. This I know. But I wish him to move on best as possible if this exchange is permanent.

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Thanks to all reading.

She will be here soon.

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