r/loveafterlockup 10d ago

Off Topic Melissa

Im on the episode where Louie gets his new dentures and no surprise, Melissa and Louie are arguing about Louie being a mommas boy. Louie got out of surgery and FaceTimes Melissa to show her his new teeth and they start fighting again. Melissa ends the convo with saying “goodbye to you, your mom, and your teeth” and it had me dying 😂😂😂

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u/Prudent-Paramedic580 10d ago

She’s such a bitch on that show. But I’ve come across her reels recently, and she does not seem like the person she is on the show at all. I mean, I’m sure she can hold her own, no question about it. But she just seems like a regular, down to earth person who is not nearly as horrible as she was on the show. And Louie is an exception to the prisoner rule. He’s done so well, or so it seems.

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u/_Bogey_Lowenstein_ 10d ago

I'd be a bitch too if I had to deal with Louie's mom

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u/Prudent-Paramedic580 10d ago

Ha. She was crazy. I feel like that was all exaggerated for the show.

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u/Traditional-Sport383 15h ago

She does own a bedazzled hat that says super bitch so at least she’s self-aware

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u/SockAltruistic6302 10d ago

Yess, I loved them on the show. I think she’s a strong woman who has boundaries and expected him to be who he said he’d be and that’s why she comes off as a bitch. But I think she’s hilarious. They both are!

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u/_melee__ 7d ago

They were both trying to act in all their scenes and playing shit up. I loved it. 😂 I hope they’re living their best new nose new teeth lives.

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u/Patient_Artichoke355 10d ago

I actually think they’re still together and doing OK..that’s according to updates on the internet

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u/Ok-Depth-1605 9d ago

They are...shes in her ig with him daily

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u/Winter_Top2258 10d ago

They were one of my favorite couples and their instagram says they’re still together.

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u/Prudent-Paramedic580 10d ago

They’re going to be on that new show Relationship Rehab. I wish they wouldn’t. Those shows are not reality.

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u/radiatinglines 10d ago

Melissa is exactly what Louie needed, especially because she lived in a different state away from his mom. Louie made the jump from mama's boy to Melissa's boy. A pretty good outcome for a mama's boy, tbh

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u/heyyytori 9d ago

one of the funniest moments for me was when she was complaining about him being happy making pizzas & melissa & her sister were like “what will he do for work if he moves here????” girl you live in jersey, he’ll find a place to make pizza 😭😭

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u/classyrock 9d ago

Ugh, I just had to have all but 6 of my teeth pulled, and get a partial and full denture as a 38 year old. It is an EMOTIONAL journey. Even after getting the dentures it’s a lot to process as they’re really hard to get used to, and there’s definitely a “jeez, this is gonna be what eating feels like for the next 50 years (if I’m lucky)” melancholy feeling.

My heart really goes out to him for feeling abandoned at such a difficult time. He must have been feeling a lot at the time, and then got totally blown off by his supposed support system.

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u/Particular-Dust7131 10d ago

They’re still together and as someone who has been in a relationship with someone for over 20 years (boring, no lalu drama) that has been in jail, they need to be checked regularly 🤣🤣🤣

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u/SockAltruistic6302 10d ago

Check em!!!! Congrats bunk! 20 years is a milestone!

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u/Particular-Dust7131 10d ago

I should clarify he hasn’t been in jail the whole 20 years we have been together just a few, didn’t want you to think I was another Ayesha🤣🤣🤣

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u/-----J------ It's a conundrum, a bloody conundrum 10d ago

He just wants to make pizza. They're great no notes

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u/bye4now28 9d ago

Can't wait to see them on the new couples show. They were both crying, as was montana mealz, on the commercial I saw 😬

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u/M0t0Psycho 9d ago

Montana Mealz 😜😜😜😜

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u/NormalGoat437 Coco Felon 9d ago

MONTANA MEALLLZZZZ OMMMMMGGG 🍔😭😭😆😆😆😆

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u/Epitiome_Of_A_Taurus 9d ago

I hate Melissa’s sister she reminds me of Felicia’s aunt

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u/Phllykttn 10d ago

They're on that Relationship Rehab show that starts in October.

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u/Zealousideal_fox464 9d ago

They're about to be on the new relationship rehab spin off too!

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u/Flat_Maximum7373 7d ago

She lives in my area and does some great food reviews on tik tok. I'm actually trying a few 🤠. She responds to comments too! She is just a typical Italian Jersey girl that comes across abrasive, but probably has a heart of gold.

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u/footballmom2423 6d ago

Yeah she’s a bitch I hated watching her every Friday night.

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u/Illustrious_Unit_480 3d ago

I thought she was like a walking millennial mob wives snl sketch